1. COMELEC DEFENDS DECISION TO BAR ANG LADLAD FROM RUNNING IN 2010, SAYING GAYS ARE WELL-REPRESENTED IN CONGRESS. Hey, Comelec, it’s time for you to come out of the closet—only gays have the best-tuned gaydar!
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2. RAMON TULFO WARNS HOMOSEXUALS VIA NEWSPAPER COLUMN NOT TO ABUSE “TOLERANCE OF SOCIETY.” Because society’s tolerance for blowhard commentators is already being sorely tested.
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3. SARAH PALIN GOES ON BOOK TOUR, SKIPS LOS ANGELES, SAN FRANCISCO, SEATTLE, PHILADELPHIA, BOSTON, AND NEW YORK. She’d prefer to visit places where books are for burning.
4. LOREN LEGARDA AGREES TO BE MANNY VILLAR’S RUNNING MATE DESPITE CRITICIZING HIM DURING SENATE INVESTIGATIONS OVER CONSTRUCTION OF C-5. Oh well, contradicting yourself must be par for the course in local politics. Just as long as she doesn’t start saying that she can see Russia from her house.
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Yeah! The best lowlight list I read so far! Andrew wins the Internetz!!!11!!1
New Moon? Twilight? i don’t get it. pre-teens, sure. But grown, adult women? Why?!??
Psst Vomitous! I’ll let you in on a secret. Grown women have hormones and urges too. In fact, scientific studies have revealed that women hit their sexual peak in their late-30s to 40s. So while tweeners moon over Robbie Patz with romantic innocence, the woman who draws up your paycheck down in Accounting might be getting hot flashes over that dish Taylor Lautner. Who says this column isn’t educational?