"Beautiful Girl" by Jose Mari Chan
Cheesiness: 
Laughs: 
Why it's addictive: This breathy ode to a beautiful girl caught the fancy of so many artists, it's prompted several covers from the '80s to this day.
Why it's bad: Just like a gentle lullaby, its dreamy melody, reminiscent of Jose Mari Chan's other notable '80s commercial jingles, puts you right to sleep in the backseat of a slow-moving taxi.
Our favorite line: "Beautiful girl, wherever you are, I knew when I saw you, you had opened the door."
"Truly, Madly, Deeply" by Savage Garden
Cheesiness: Laughs: 
Why it's addictive: Darren Hayes' lazy voice and monotonous diction is dreamy. When you place that on top of a '90s pop track, you have yourself an instant hit.
Why it's bad: We don't even know where to begin. There's just too much cheese in it to feed the whole world. Just press play and "bathe" in its nostalgic mush.
Our favorite lines: "I want to stand with you on a mountain. I want to bathe with you in the sea. I want to lay like this forever, until the sky falls down over me."
SPOT.ph wants to know: What are your picks for the most addictively bad love songs of all time?
