Bryanboy, fashion blogger: OMG the world is coming into an end. I need to move to 58th street so when the time comes, i'm gonna break into fuckin barneys

Mariel Rodriguez, TV host and actress: I just farted in the studio! As in a MAJOR fart!!! @iamvconcepcion (Valerie Concepcion) and @rrenriquez88 (RR Enriquez) couldn't handle it.I blame @pokwang27 (Pokwang) huhu!!!mega fart!

Paolo Paraiso, model: pls RT Follow @paoloparasio, when he reaches 7k followers @bubblesparaiso will give him a BB no questions asked
Bubbles Paraiso, model: Yes guys, @PaoloParaiso gets a bb from his lil sis (me) :) I ordered it na :)
Paolo Paraiso: next week ko pa ata makukuha yung BB from @bubblesparaiso..kung umabot kaya ako ng 10k bigyan din nya ako ng iphone? hahahaha

Neil Gaiman, international best-selling author: I am in Manila in a suite with three bedrooms. I could sleep in a different bed every night. Or possibly not.

Solenn Heussaff, model: i recieved the best compliment today.... : "hi ate Solenn! ang ganda mo! mukang koala." hmmm...ok! tnx! let me go find my tree!

Isabelle Daza, model: Random thought: Twitter killed fan-a-text. Celebs used to get paid to mass text their thoughts by chikka. But now its gone.

Rock Ed founder Gang Badoy on presidential candidate Jamby Madrigal: I was a bit startled by her personal tone on our phonecall I actually said, "O Jambs, kamusta?" Dyahe. *facepalm* Cool naman sya. Whew.

Iza Calzado, actress: Para pala maging presidente kailangan may namatay na sa pamilya ninyo at kinawawa ang pamilya mo. Kung ganon, baka qualified na ako tumakbo.

The Professional Heckler (Loi Reyes Landicho in real life), blogger: PLS KRIS, if noynoy wins, dnt leave. sa sobrang honest mo, ikaw ang pag-asa namin. ibulgar mo ang magiging baho ng kanyang administrasyon

Artwork by Warren Espejo, photo by Noel Orsal of PEP.ph.