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Rene Requiestas, Kuya Germs, Celia Rodriguez for National Artist? Part 2

Lourd Ernest de Veyra | Published: Jul 13, 2009 - 1:48pm

THE NATIONAL ARTIST AWARDS: AN ALTERNATIVE LIST PART 2

 

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Last month we suggested a list of names of who should be proclaimed National Artists. That June 23 post was surprising for several reasons. One, the number of comments made me realize that this blog actually has more than three readers. Two, that people really love Ma Mon Luk and Yoyoy Villame. Three, that most people have no sense of humor, and will nominate names like Freddie Aguilar, whose classic "Anak" may have already taken on a rather scary dimension for Marc Abaya. We continue the honor roll

 

Xerex Xaviera of Abante- National Artist for Literature

No other body of work in the history of Philippine letters matches the erotic intensity of Xerex. The fact that Xerex is not an actual person but a pool of hard-drinking, prize-winning poets and fictionists does not in any way diminish the significance of his creative stamina: day in and day out, for decades on, this columnist's scorching prose is a moist fingertip exploring the erogenous zones of our collective psyche.

 

German Moreno- National Artist for Broadcast and the Sartorial Arts

He may be presently languishing in television limbo as Master Showman at a timeslot only ideal for meth addicts and insomniac geriatrics. But this space would be criminally insufficient to explain the impact of That's Entertainment on Philippine culture. Massively influential figures like Manilyn Reynes, Jojo Alejar, Billy Joe Crawford, et al were all little whelps who once suckled at the teats of this modern-day amalgam of Pygmalion, Henry Higgins, P.T. Barnum, and Liberace. The day will come when the most iconic show of the '80s will be discussed in reverential tones instead of ironic yet misty-eyed reminiscence. It will be praised by academics, and anthropologists shall tear up at the mere mention of its name. But that's all self-explanatory. Even without That's Entertainment, Moreno's place in Philippine culture is secure, if only for his daring fashion sensibility—“one that defies conventions and burns retinas at the same time.

 
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  • neri guillermo 5 months ago Report Abuse
    Hey, jingle-jangle! Worry not...we have been planning to do just that VERY SOON! We look forward to all your support sa muling paglabas ng JINGLE!
  • neri guillermo 5 months ago Report Abuse
    He, jingle-jangle! Worry not...we have been planning to do just that VERY SOON! We look forward to all your support sa muling paglabas ng JINGLE!
  • neri guillermo 5 months ago Report Abuse
    Allow our family, too, to say thank you to all the brilliant people who staffed the Jingle Music Magazines all the years that the mags were in circulation. Jingle wouldn't be what it is now to all of you without these brilliant minds. We miss you guys! We share with you the title Lourd de Veyra has bestowed on our Jingle! Thanks Lourd. And as my son Uno posted, you rock!
  • jingle-jangle 5 months ago Report Abuse
    Mr.Gullermo, kailan ninyo i-re-revive yung JINGLE MAGAZINE? maski Greatest hits lang?
  • neri guillermo 5 months ago Report Abuse
    From the Guillermos (family behind the legendary Jingle Music Magazine): Thank you Lourd for the affirmation. It has been a privilege to have touched the lives of so many people through the magazines we have produced for about three decades. Maybe, one of these days, we can all gather again and pay tribute to the legend that Jingle will always be to so many hearts.
  • uno 5 months ago Report Abuse
    I'm from the family who created and owned Jingle Magazine. Glad you still recognized it's value and importance in shaping the history of Filipino Music. I'm proud to be part of a lineage of music lovers! :) Thanks Lourd. Idol!
  • Tabris Mar 24 2010 @ 10:46pm Report Abuse
    Rene as National Artist? I'd like to see that happen. Never mind if his movies are crap or worse: his peculiar firebrand comedy is a presence that would revive a thousand f*cked-up comedies if given the chance. It would be better, though, had he worked in something other than cheap gags and slapstick.
  • lime" Aug 10 2009 @ 05:52pm Report Abuse
    Mr. Lourd, where is pork chop duo? lol
  • Nix Aug 08 2009 @ 11:23am Report Abuse
    Yeah, Joey Gosengfiao! LOL!
  • ccbluetala Aug 07 2009 @ 06:13pm Report Abuse
    nyahaha,loved the lists.. si rene paborito ko, at the words - breathy baritoned precursor.. hahaha, sobrang nakakatawa.. hope to read the first one..

    machst gut!
  • reggie Aug 07 2009 @ 02:41am Report Abuse
    Temptation Island.....please don't tempt me.....
  • Mrs. Norton Aug 04 2009 @ 09:53pm Report Abuse
    I will take Rico J. over Carlo J. all the way anytime.
  • beej Aug 03 2009 @ 05:33pm Report Abuse
    @crabbypatty: wait till you see the giant ice cream scene. yummeh
  • Cesar H Aug 02 2009 @ 05:40pm Report Abuse
    If we have Caparas and Guidote as National Artists, I nominate Ricky Reyes for hairdressing. Or whoever is CLOSE TO Evil Gloria.
  • Alwin Reamillo Jul 31 2009 @ 06:54pm Report Abuse
    praise da lourd for this!
  • Jojo Lito Jul 31 2009 @ 06:14pm Report Abuse
    Pakisama na rin si madam auring as national artist for fortune telling at si mystika national artist for exotic dance. hahaha.
  • peyups Jul 31 2009 @ 01:12pm Report Abuse
    while gloria is at it, include na din kris aquino and jinggoy estrada as national artists. they did a movie once, you know...with carlo j caparas as the director. greatest movie of all-time!
  • R. andom Reader Jul 29 2009 @ 08:42pm Report Abuse
    HEY WHATS YOUR GREATEST WORK PLS. TELL ME AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    COZ IM DOING A REPORT ABOUT GREAT FILIPINO WRITERS NOW
  • Pottymouth Jul 24 2009 @ 02:52pm Report Abuse
    Rene was one of a kind, Mr. Joey de Leon truly found a diamond in the rough when he chose Rene out of nowhere to be his movie partner.

    I really loved Elvis and James and ALL Starzan movies (also Long Ranger and Tonton, Alyas Batman and Robin). it was like watching two geniuses working in perfect harmony and creating a comedy that can never be found elsewhere.

    JDL's writing and Rene's Improv created magic that is hard to come by in philippine comedy. Not even other pinoy comic duos can replicate what this pair has accomplished.

    At the end of the day, It was Joey who created Cheet**, Tonton, James Dacuycoy, and it was Joey who wrote the comedy, the script, the punchlines, it was he who penned "cheet** ganda lalake" and "wag mong guluhin buhok ko." but it was always Rene Requiestas who made Joey's creation come to life.
  • Crabbypatty Jul 14 2009 @ 12:42pm Report Abuse
    Oh my god. I'd heard about Temptation Island (in fact, I'd heard about this scene specifically), but I'd never seen any of it...until 30 seconds ago.

    "Walang tubig, walang pagkain, di sumayaw na lang tayo"

    Hahaahahahahhaha
  • koolros Jul 14 2009 @ 12:54am Report Abuse
    YA..CHEETAEH is best sa comedy grabe sasakit tlaga tyan mu sa kakatwa sa mga punch line
  • rotoscaper Jul 13 2009 @ 07:21pm Report Abuse
    Rene Requiestas rules, man.
  • yorickbrown Jul 13 2009 @ 06:54pm Report Abuse
    Thanks Myrza! Great job spelling "runway" in RCBC. :)
  • msison Jul 13 2009 @ 02:13pm Report Abuse
    hi yorickbrown,

    fixed it na, the videos are loading na. kindly try again! thanks!

    myrza
  • yorickbrown Jul 13 2009 @ 02:09pm Report Abuse
    Another great post by Lourd! The videos aren't loading though. :(

    Oh and I find it hilarious and gross thinking of those artists suckling at Kuya Germs' teats. :p
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