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Fine Young Criminals

Lourd de Veyra | Published: Aug 8, 2010 - 9:20pm

Except for the fact that they're young and they come from relatively well-off families, Padilla, Ivler, and the Alabang Boys do not really have anything in common. The Alabang Boys were merely entrepreneurs who peddled the wrong albeit admittedly delightful products. Ivler had been cursed with a tragic temper and 23-year-old Ivan Padilla while blessed with cojones the size of Araneta Coliseum, was gifted with an inversely proportional sense of intelligence (Why would you announce your next target on Facebook, for chrissakes?). Mark Dizon, the 28-year-old computer technician nabbed for the series of killings and robberies in Angeles, Pampanga, looks like he's just plain nuts. And, after the cops tracked him down after he posted a picture of his victim on Facebook, not very smart either.

It is obvious that none of them deserve our praise and respect. Gangstas, of course, especially those who have Al Pacino as Scarface tattooed on their skulls, may not exactly share this opinion. But media seems to have this perverse fascination with criminality and youthful good looks. I can't help but imagine desk editors giggling like little schoolgirls during news conferences (i.e. "Hmmm that Padilla boy ain't bad-looking.") Many of the commentaries lament how it seems such a waste. As if naman every young man whose does not resemble Joaquin Fajardo instantly becomes God's gift to society. Will they become architects? Engineers? Volunteers for the Free Legal Assistance Group and Gawad Kalinga? Doctors and nurses to the barrios? Or what they really mean by "waste" is that these young men ought to have been part of the ABS-CBN Talent Center?

First up, the names. "Alabang Boys," "Jason Ivler," "Ivan Padilla Carjacking Group" have that cool, somewhat deadly resonance. Can you imagine if it were "Michael Procopio Dansoy" or "Jhenmore John Quoritot Kidnapping Syndicate?" Or "The Navotas Boys?" If this were the '80s and early '90s, they'd be making action blockbusters directed by Ben "M7" Yalung or Jun Posadas, preferably starring a young Robin Padilla or Jeric Raval. Sadly, no one makes Pinoy action films anymore, so we have nothing to both glorify and condemn society's transgressors. Instead what we have are darkly lit, glacially moving indie films where all people do is stare at sunsets for three hours.

 

 

 

Ivan Padilla's last few minutes alive captured by TV Patrol


People have been shooting each other even way before Snoop Dogg, Tupac, and 50 Cent were born. But there will be people who will blame rap music, gangster culture, and violent video games--and, of course, the perennial scapegoat, drugs. But these things are the usual objects of a parent's wrath. Parents in denial, that is--parents who will not admit to their own lacking but instead divert the blame on the troubled kid's friends and the gory movies and Playstation games they enjoy. If an album or a video game exerts more influence on your child's mind, then you must ask yourself: what kind of a parent are you?

But if all else fails, blame Mom. Or the absence of mom. Padilla's is in the women's correctional after charges of drug trafficking. Ivler's, on the other hand, is a case of too much Marlene Aguilar. All this psychological voodoo about not being loved enough by mother is something I'm not qualified to talk about. Neither do I claim to have been raised by the most normal of mothers. "Normal" is a frighteningly subjective term (True, my mother never engaged in drug trafficking nor did she hide me in the basement away from the cruel eyes of NBI operatives. But she also used to line up--with lust in her heart---for the movies of Lito Legaspi, Ruel Vernal, and Rauol Aragon). I've known scores of guys with the crappiest, most irresponsible mothers turn out okay i.e. they did not grow up to be serial killers.

Then there's the matter that everyone can't help gushing about: they're pogi. Well, not exactly Candy centerfold material, but they do not look like Max Alvarado either. We've been so conditioned by popular culture to associate criminal behavior with thick beards, potbelly, and ogre-like faces that we tend to forget that the devil oftentimes hides behind pretty masks.

"Criminals coming from well-to-do families." What's even more infuriating is the implication of associating criminality with poverty. I do not deny that there are people in this world who will be desperate enough to slit your neck for a pot of rice and two cans of sardines. But you can't compare that with rich government officials who come from already obscenely rich families making unjust laws to further enrich themselves. Consider a hoodlum wearing a loose black Sean John shirt and a hoodlum in a seemingly respectable-looking barong. The slum-based petty felons you see on TV Patrol--with cheap tattoos, bleached hair, broken teeth, and in black sandos--all they want is your cellphone and your wallet. They are nothing compared to those well-scrubbed, and well-dressed graduates of expensive schools who become corrupt, top-level executives who rape and pillage the country's coffers. These are the criminals who ruin not just one or two lives, but the lives of millions, letting huge segments of the population wallow in poverty while they go on skiing vacations in Switzerland.

The gulf between reality and the online world is alarmingly widening. Ivler, instead of earning widespread opprobrium, earned an instant fan club. Padilla was one of his cheerleaders (And not surprisingly, there's already a Facebook fan page for Padilla with the motto "Young, restless, and dangerous" with "barhopping, drinking" listed under "hobbies"). This generation is so far removed from the real world that we have gotten to a point where we reduce each other to a mere Facebook profile. In the same way, everyone seems to think guns and shooting people in the face are cool because Counterstrike dampens the experience of violence. Wait till they hear up close the sound of .45-caliber pistol--no matter how much you turn up your Altec Lansing speakers, there is nothing scarier than the sound of actual gunfire. And it's not just because of the volume. It is not thrilling at all, especially if the bullet happens to graze their heads. Perhaps as a drastic kind of early gun-control training in schools, kids should be subjected to the simulacrum of a bullet wound, so that they know that each time they point a gun at someone, it is not the same as pointing a mouse at a digital blip on the computer screen. So they know how much it freaking hurts.

A sagely man once rhymed: "We are likely to impute/ Unlikely virtues to the cute." Let's see if you still find them cute once they hold a gun to your head. Let's see if you still find them cute if they shot your father in the face.

 

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  • bridget Sep 11 2010 @ 11:08pm Report Abuse
    truly, these criminal kids amaze me..when I was 23 I was in Med school and the greatest criminal act i did was to make kupit in my mom's wallet and go out of town and drink beer with my classmates w/o telling my parents my true whereabouts je je je...I know it was mean of me but I never did it again
  • jamil Aug 19 2010 @ 08:01pm Report Abuse
    hi!common hindi ang rotc ang sulusyon bagkus dagdag gastos pa ala naman matutunan kundi manakit ng kapwa.d pwede ibalik kc marami sa atin pilipino ang abusado ang alam pribilihiyo ang pagging rotc officer.nasa tao ang pagbbgo at magulang na rin.
  • consideringbothsides Aug 18 2010 @ 10:00am Report Abuse
    i respect your opinions but before writing a well published blog you have to get your facts straight first. first of all, get a grip and know that padilla's father is not in jail, second he's not st*p*d and he did not announce his next victim on facebook, that would be plain st*p*d even for you. and lastly you do not know the wholes story.
  • lolame Aug 16 2010 @ 04:32pm Report Abuse
    hmm,what is happening to these kids are lack of better things to do other than drugs and internet,lack of social responsibility and attention form the elders and the state.
  • Jean Aug 16 2010 @ 08:28am Report Abuse
    @daniel: you're right. it's sad that most would think of the Smokey mountain or the flood (we dont get flooded that often anymore, thanks to the ex-mayor) everytime they hear of the city. it's all that stereotyping. it just kind of hurts when you're on the other side.
  • Daniel Aug 15 2010 @ 07:18pm Report Abuse
    It sure is saddening to realise that these wasted-youth-stories are actually very real. On the lighter side though, there is still this portion of them that stops Rizal from spinning out of his grave. There is still hope. (Yeah, that didn't work. I can't even pretend to sound optimistic.)

    @Jean I guess you can blame, say, disproportionate media exposure for that. Navotas is always introduced as this poverty-laden cradle of filth for desperate criminals. What's always been exposed is the cruddy side of Navotas when, in fact, the city is just like any other so-called prominent cities in the Metro- a city of, sadly though, well-defined distinction between the rich and the poor. This won't do anything to "elevate" Navotas (NOT that it intends to) but just for the record, aside from those slums and exaggerated garbage mountains that you see on your telly, the city is also cradle to Navoteños who've been fortunate enough to be decently educated and own typical social-gauges such as grand dwellings and auto-mobiles. And yes- it breaks our hearts that our city and our people are pigeon-holed as that filthy city of desperate neck-silting-criminals who would kill for your grand and exclusive, say, China phones.
  • Jean Aug 15 2010 @ 11:13am Report Abuse
    on a lighter note..

    Does Navotas really sound like a slum area? I just notice that Lourd is quite fond of using Navotas when he refers to a slum area. I live in Navotas and we dont squat. At madami namang beautiful people sa Navotas ha.

    But that may be being biased. Hehe.
  • Solomon Aug 14 2010 @ 08:26pm Report Abuse
    Twenty one ka lang naman pala, give yourself another nine years to commit some blunders.At Thirty, dapat no screw-ups na....
  • kapengmabula Aug 14 2010 @ 06:51pm Report Abuse
    @Solomon, it is not criminal (at least to the letter) but it was criminal to my parents (well, you know parents sometimes). road to perdition, maybe. at least i learned to be independent. perhaps what pushed me is when they said, "21 years old ka na tapos wala pang mangyaring matino diyan sa buhay mo!" not that i'm blaming them but at least i learned to depend on myself. @igeramos, i loved "Layer Cake" when i saw it once on tv5 (sayang, censored version ang pinalabas, balak kong huntingin yung uncut version somewhere ...)
  • orlan Aug 13 2010 @ 09:25am Report Abuse
    Lourd is not a bad writer pero di hamak naman na mas magaling magsulat Si Jessica Zafra. Hello? Ikumpara ba.
  • John Dillinger Aug 11 2010 @ 01:04pm Report Abuse
    I agree. It might be too hackneyed already, but I will say it,CRIME DOES NOT PAY!
  • sigg Aug 11 2010 @ 01:03pm Report Abuse
    a bullet in his head is what he deserved.
  • igeramos Aug 11 2010 @ 12:24pm Report Abuse
    To Ivan, he's better dead than sorry. If he continued his life as a criminal, his fate will be quite similar to Joseph Connolly's crime thriller "Layer Cake" [by the way, the main character was beautifully played by pre-Bond, Daniel Craig] Well, at least, as most crime legends, they're better off dying young. I have no remorse for criminals like him. Much less, to his grieving parents. They can all spend time in hell, forever.
  • Kit Aug 10 2010 @ 08:37pm Report Abuse
    @Common - why don't you join the Army instead. i took ROTC and all we did was march under the sun for 2 years. did i learn anything? NOTHING.

    i can field strip my AK-47 and can shoot so much better than an ROTC Officer cadet anytime, any day. ROTC only promotes corruption... corruption in the uniforms, attendance, etc. I learned my skills from my PSD team commander, not from ROTC. Anong maituturo ng isang cadet na wala naman battlefield experience, aber? Anong disiplina ang maituturo ng ROTC when lantaran ang corruption... ultimo sa fort bonifacio, enlisted men pa.

    If ROTC is to be brought back then it should be for free, PLUS, free uniforms and all... thereby, commandant doesn't have a monopoly.

    ROTC is not the solution. Tamang pagpapalaki ng magulang ang gagabay sa paglaki ng maayos at matino ng mga anak nila. Sad to say, our society now is perverted and twisted, just because a criminal looks "cute" it doesn't matter what crimes he has committed, every loonie wants that criminal to be given a second chance. let's see how fast they'll change their opinion when they are being robbed or gang raped by a "cute" criminals.
  • MP Aug 10 2010 @ 08:17pm Report Abuse
    Lourd, thanks for another great read. Can you please write more often? As Tita Aida suggested, an article about our airports especially airport personnel would be great (among others). If I tell you Kris A is being treated like royalty at the airport, will you??? unfortunately, I just made that up but i bet that got your attention.
  • Solomon Aug 10 2010 @ 05:32pm Report Abuse
    So you disobeyed your parents? does that constitute a criminal act? did it lead you on the road to perdition? or did it lead you to self-sufficiency?
  • kapengmabula Aug 10 2010 @ 04:58pm Report Abuse
    when i was 23, i just broke off with my significant other at the time. the most criminal thing i did was disobey my parents by taking a job in Ortigas whether they approved of it or not, not that it's illegal or something. it's just that i'm from the province and they want me to stay there.
  • kapengmabula Aug 10 2010 @ 04:56pm Report Abuse
    @Sebastian, the circumstances surrounding the recantation are suspicious. nag-recant nga ba? ba't ayaw ipa-interview sa media at sukat ipadala na lang sa States (bayang sinilangan ni Daniel Smith na baka diinin pang lalo si Nicole). madali gumawa ng affidavit at palitawin na pumirma ka kung ayaw kang pagsalitain ng mga "nagpapirma sa iyo".
  • Sebastian Aug 10 2010 @ 04:24pm Report Abuse
    marcky, didn't nicole change her testimony and she went to the states?
  • totoy tback Aug 10 2010 @ 03:36pm Report Abuse
    ang mga kabataan ngayon hindi na nag iisip..parang yung sumakal este nagdala kay padilla sa hospital..
  • Kay Aug 10 2010 @ 02:24pm Report Abuse
    love this essay! ever since i've seen the ivan padillla news last week, i've been thinking about the factors which led to such young criminality that abound nowadays. lourd really captured the essence. though there was no mention of the inhumane treatment of ivan after the shoot out - which has a large bearing on his eventual death.
  • Markyramone Aug 10 2010 @ 12:36pm Report Abuse
    wow what a great piece. HST-like writing. Mad, humorous and in your face article.
  • Tita Aida Aug 10 2010 @ 11:20am Report Abuse
    The Filipino will treat a person based on 1. looks 2. social status. Watch the guards in every mall. Who gets the bag checks?
  • marcky Aug 10 2010 @ 09:58am Report Abuse
    ganyan din yung trato kay Daniel Smith - por que gwapo, di na nang-rape. si nicole pa ang may kasalanan. god, this world is sick.
  • ana Aug 10 2010 @ 09:13am Report Abuse
    excellent writing sir! sana mabasa to ng ibang tao. mga pinoy talaga. porket gwapo, magiiba na ang treatment nila kahit kriminal pa. sheesh!
  • Irene Aug 10 2010 @ 12:18am Report Abuse
    This article resonates with a loud bang!
  • Dylan Aug 09 2010 @ 11:38pm Report Abuse
    @Marj,

    as Bobby woulda said: cause the times-they-are-a-changin' yes, including terrorists and criminals !
  • Homme Aug 09 2010 @ 11:35pm Report Abuse
    @elle,

    What's so funny with Jessica? her writing or her face? I like the way she writes. Lourd & Jessica are in the same league...
  • elle Aug 09 2010 @ 11:08pm Report Abuse
    Jessica Zafra? bwahahahahha. seriously?!
  • Marj Aug 09 2010 @ 10:33pm Report Abuse
    The faces of Al-Qaida has changed (Caucasian, highly-educated, US-born, etc.) so are the faces of Philippine criminals (young, urbane, product of exclusive schools, good-looking, etc.
  • kapengmabula Aug 09 2010 @ 08:00pm Report Abuse
    add ko lang po, kasi di na ata kasya kanina sa comment ko, baka naman kasi akala ng mga batang ito, they're characters in a movie directed by Robert Rodriguez or Quentin Tarantino (the kind of directors who make violence glamorous). not that i hate them but ... dangan nga lang na the wrong message comes across - that it isn't cool to shoot somebody in the head and see his brains blown out. this isn't Left 4 Dead neither is this Death Proof, this is LIFE. and you better know how to value it.
  • kapengmabula Aug 09 2010 @ 07:52pm Report Abuse
    perhaps this is also one of the reasons why the media stopped paying attention to Marlene Aguilar. the point is lost in the entire situation. and what sucks here is that whenever something gets f*ked up (sorry, i'm a little paranoid to comment deletion), most people do one thing best = scapegoating. ang daling sisihin si ganito, si ganyan at si ganun. kakaturo mo ng ibang tao, sa mirror ka na pala nakaturo. why don't we just admit that they just didn't contribute positively to society? that they need to pay for their crimes and being "pogi" is definitely not an excuse for the softened handling?
  • wala lang Aug 09 2010 @ 07:36pm Report Abuse
    thanks for even bothering to write about this unsavory topic. but not mentioning the role of these young criminals' respective fathers is is quite weird.
  • Fox Aug 09 2010 @ 06:26pm Report Abuse
    I absolutely agree with this article. Ivan Padilla was truly a fine young boy back when we were schoolmates at Colegio San Agustin Makati. He was practically every school girl's crush. And no, he looked soooo much better then than now. Devon Sawa-ish type, but sweeter. Although, he was a troublemaker even then.
  • Yogi Aug 09 2010 @ 04:49pm Report Abuse
    This is a very nice article.
    congrats lourd
  • teen Aug 09 2010 @ 04:10pm Report Abuse
    Jessica Zafra?ung papansin..
  • TSElliot Aug 09 2010 @ 01:08pm Report Abuse
    Ricky Lo? Butch Francisco? man, they ain't in the same league! try Jessica Zafra!
  • Shan-ewan Aug 09 2010 @ 12:48pm Report Abuse
    Hayup bro... How does your writing always comes with "in-your-face" observation with the reality in today's generation.

    We need more writers like you -NOT- Ricky Lo or some Butch Francisco.
  • damnvixen Aug 09 2010 @ 10:53am Report Abuse
    impressive writing!
  • carlos celdran Aug 09 2010 @ 07:52am Report Abuse
    Congratulations in the proper usage and insertion of the term "simulacrum" in this essay.

    I myself am always looking for an opportunity to use that word.

    Either way, awesome as usual.
  • ernesto Aug 09 2010 @ 01:14am Report Abuse
    once again, Lourd successfully put across several points that most people have never considered or thought about regarding these kids.
  • jean kaycee Aug 09 2010 @ 12:33am Report Abuse
    a very well said piece!
  • Common Aug 09 2010 @ 12:23am Report Abuse
    This is why ROTC has to be brought back.
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