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The Middle Finger Salute

Lourd de Veyra | Published: Jul 14, 2011 - 10:27am

 


Television blurs it. But why? It’s just a finger, although of all the five digits, it is the biggest and the fattest— if proximity to malice is to be discussed, it is the most phallic in shape. But so do the eggplant and the German frankfurter. Why aren’t we blurring certain hotdog commercials then? Although we did take down the Bench billboard with the rugby players with the Titanic bukol-lychees.

 

We’re talking about the dirty finger a.k.a the one-finger salute, flipping the bird, or in our language, ngarat, ngatngat, or, according to some grade-schoolers, “pakyu.” And based on recent events, the “Duterte Finger.” Of course, the TV networks had to blur it, the way they blur footage of bloody corpses, nipple slips, ass cracks, the faces of minors, rape victims, witnesses to high-profile crimes, and cleavage (in the perplexingly absurd case of Giselle Sanchez on UNTV).


Is it the intent, the malice behind it? I do not think so. Did we see the networks bleeping Osama Bin Laden’s pronouncements about destroying the Great Satan America? That’s about the most nefarious and most obscene threat anyone could ever utter in media. But did they bleep him? No.

Why blur the finger on TV?  We all know what’s behind those pixels. And— again—it’s just a goddamned finger. Yes, we all know how this one finger can offend certain sensibilities. But, really, can a lump of pixels really make us forget what’s behind it?

Or is it the intent coupled with the finger? What if it’s just the finger alone? What if it’s a cute two-year-old who’s just toying with his fingers and manages to randomly twist his fingers into what he believes is the form of an F-16 jet fighter?

Don’t get me wrong. The Finger remains socially unacceptable. But so were alcohol, homosexuality, and women’s suffrage for a time. It’s just one finger, but it manages to convey an entire spectrum of negative emotions, expressing with literally a single flick of a finger what five well-constructed sentences with multiple exclamation points cannot convey. In the streets of Metro Manila where traffic can easily inflame tempers,  it’s the most convenient means of expressing your dismay without having to scream yourself hoarse. It transcends physical distance. All you have to do is roll down your window, extend your arm and kaboom! Cars with sunroofs are an absurdity in Philippine clime, but at least they’re perfect for a vertical-style one-finger salute.

Before Duterte, the most famous dirty finger belonged to Teddy Boy Locsin, my idol. That finger has been immortalized in a Manila Chronicle photograph published 26 years ago. I was only ten then. There he was, baby-faced, in a spiffy suit, and flipping the bird to striking San Miguel Corporation workers. I said to myself that one day this man would be my boss, and lo and behold, he did. I worked for him for six years, in a newspaper for which he wrote coruscating editorials with titles like “Shut up, Vistan” and endearing phrases like “Rafael Alunan— the only Ramos cabinet member who does not resemble a hemorrhoid.” I remain in awe of the man. When he screamed, “You sons of bitches!” at the Smartmatic people during the elections last year, I knew I had made the right career decision.

 

For Teddy Boy’s gesture Larry Henares sang praises: “We should be eternally thankful that Teddy Boy Locsin in his official capacity as Press Secretary, brought into the open, on the front page no less for all the world to see, a “dirty finger” that is as uniquely Filipino as the yo-yo, the moon buggy, the barong, and ‘Dahil sa Iyo,’ much better than the American version.”

 
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  • friedapple 3 months ago Report Abuse
    "What if it’s a cute two-year-old who’s just toying with his fingers and manages to randomly twist his fingers into what he believes is the form of an F-16 jet fighter?"

    AKO YAN. hahaha =))
  • nik 6 months ago Report Abuse
    ika nga, action speaks louder than words
  • ulando 8 months ago Report Abuse
    sana ganito din kadali ang pagkumbinsi sa pagboto sa isang batas sa senado. kailangan may Top Dog. dapat tapos na ang usapin sa RH Bill at kung ano-ano pang bills...
  • cleanfinger 8 months ago Report Abuse
    What if Sara Duterte and her father both became a mayor and vice mayor respectively in an Austrian town known as F_cking (sound as foocking)? Maybe those people will either be pleased or pissed off unless if the Austrians learn how to raise a middle finger.
  • democrazy 8 months ago Report Abuse
    middle-finger-bearing mayor who does the job vs. pharisaic morons who socialize each and every waking day of their miserable existence to the people who gapes at them with love in their eyes and death in their hearts..?rnrngimme the finger.
  • ideot cruz 9 months ago Report Abuse
    NGATUP ANI OM, LOURD DE VEYRA!!!rnrnNGATUP ANI OM, LOURD DE VEYRA!!!rnrnNGATUP ANI OM, LOURD DE VEYRA!!!rnrnNGATUP ANI OM, LOURD DE VEYRA!!!rnrnNGATUP ANI OM, LOURD DE VEYRA!!!rnrnNGATUP ANI OM, LOURD DE VEYRA!!!
  • \"ness\" 9 months ago Report Abuse
    That dirty finger is my way of expressing how Frustrated I am to a particular Situation or Person without abusing my mouth barking those Man-made shitty words.
  • robs 9 months ago Report Abuse
    its blurred on tv to show people, kids most of all that its wrong to do so
  • lalaland 9 months ago Report Abuse
    all the fingers in our hands has it`s own job,the middle finger is the speaker of the house...i middle-finger salute our politicos
  • usteforever 9 months ago Report Abuse
    idol, magpost ka na ulet ng entry! pramis bibili ako ng book mo! *puppy who misses her owner look.
  • francis 9 months ago Report Abuse
    nice finger.. parang spaceship? ahaha...
  • don miguel 9 months ago Report Abuse
    Very well said idol lourd....hit hit
  • santiago vargas 10 months ago Report Abuse
    Alam nyo mga brader sa pananampalataya sa kultong Iglesia ni Manalong Manyakis, dati ay bilib ako dito kay rnLourd kase nga Radio Active Sago,blahblahblah poetry poetry kuno. Nawalan lang ako nang gana nung makita ko rnsa isang episode ng WOTL na isa din pala sa mga biktima ng dilaw na propaganda na maka " Saint Tita Cory" rnitong g*g*ng to.Napaka hipokrito ng pukinanginang to, pokpok din naman pala ang bwakanang inang to "he went rnout to Hollywood and prostituted himself" ika nga ni JD Salinger.bwakanangina kung matino ang pag iisip mong g*g*ka rn(o baka naman dahil sa kailangan mo din naman kumain araw-araw) dapat nakikita mo ang kabobohan ng g*g*ng rn"Saint Tita Cory" na ina ng "Pambansang Pokpok ng Pilipinas na si Kris Aquino.At bayani pa yata sa mga mata nito rnang madaldal na bobo na si Ninoy na hindi nya alam ang nagpalamon rnng bala sa kanya ay hindi si Marcos kundi si Danding na kumakam ng Hacienda na para dapat sa mga magsasaka. rnAt, eto na naman tayo, maka Duterte pala itong anak ng kambing na to, maka "Saint Tita Cory" rnna ina ng kabobohan na may anak na Pambanang Pokpok Ng Pilipnas, icon daw ng demokrasya ang pangong kulot na to, rne tapos maka Duterte pa itong si Lourd, tama daw ang ginagawa ni Doterte sa Davao na kamay na bakal, e anak ka talaga ng t**ngg*g* ka,rnsa ganong sitwasyon parang sinabi mo na rin na tama ang rnpamamalakad ni Marcos sa Pinas (na saaking paningin ay tama talaga dapat kase sa mga bobong half-unggoy na pinoy ay rnkamay na bakal). At nakita ko sa Megamall na may published na libro pa ang mokong na to, talaga lang ha, sana makabenta rnkay para may pang extra rice.rnKaya mula noon ay nawala na ako ng galang sa indiong half-badjao-half-unggoy na to.Magpaka totoo ka brader, rnwag kang magpapakantut sa puwet sa mga Aquino, huwag kang "he went out to Hollywood and prostituted himself". rnMaka TNL pa ang anak ng pitong kalabaw na to ha, halatang napaka pokpok talaga ng binalatang unggoy na to, kung rnTNL kang g*g*ngunggoyka, hindi mo pinapansin kung Lalake ba, o bakla ba, o macho ba ang kapitbahay mo, gawin mo lang ang rntrabaho mong g*g*ng*l*lka, huwag mo nang kalkalin kung totoong lalaki ba o hindi ang katabi mo. Kaya itong hinahangaan rnmo na TNL blog, e gusto lang yata ng dragon na yun ng titipareho ni Boy Abunda na magpapakantoot sa puwet at isusubo rnang titing kolboy na may t**.rn
  • santiago vargas 10 months ago Report Abuse
    Alam nyo mga brader sa pananampalataya sa kultong Iglesia ni Manalong Manyakis, dati ay bilib ako dito kay Lourd kase nga Radio Active Sago,blahblahblah poetry poetry kuno. Nawalan lang ako nang gana nung makita ko sa isang episode ng WOTL na isa din pala sa mga biktima ng dilaw na propaganda na maka " Saint Tita Cory" itong g*g*ng to.Napaka hipokrito ng pukinang inang to, pokpok din naman pala ang bwakanang inang to "he went out to Hollywood and prostituted himself" ika nga ni JD Salinger.Put*ng *n* kung matino ang pag iisip mong g*g* ka (o baka naman dahil sa kailangan mo din naman kumain araw-araw) dapat nakikita mo ang kabobohan ng g*g*ng "Saint Tita Cory" na ina ng "Pambansang Pokpok ng Pilipinas na si Kris Aquino.At bayani pa yata sa mga mata nito ang madaldal na bobo na si Ninoy na hindi nya alam ang nagpalamon rnng bala sa kanya ay hindi si Marcos kundi si Danding na kumakam ng Hacienda na para dapat sa mga magsasaka. rnAt, eto na naman tayo, maka Duterte pala itong anak ng kambing na to, maka "Saint Tita Cory" rnna ina ng kabobohan na may anak na Pambanang Pokpok Ng Pilipnas, icon daw ng demokrasya ang pangong kulot na to, e tapos maka Duterte pa itong si Lourd, tama daw ang ginagawa ni Doterte sa Davao na kamay na bakal, e p*t*ng *n* mong g*g* ka,sa ganong sitwasyon parang sinabi mo na rin na tama ang rnpamamalakad ni Marcos sa Pinas (na saaking paningin ay tama talaga dapat kase sa mga bobong half-unggoy na pinoy ay kamay na bakal). At nakita ko sa Megamall na may published na libro pa ang g*g*ng to, talaga lang ha, sana makabenta kay para may pang extra rice.rnKaya mula noon ay nawala na ako ng galang sa indiong half-badjao-half-unggoy na to.Magpaka totoo ka brader, rnwag kang magpapak*nt*t sa puwet sa mga Aquino, huwag kang "he went out to Hollywood and prostituted himself". Maka TNL pa ang anak ng pitong kalabaw na to ha, halatang napaka pokpok talaga ng binalatang unggoy na to, kung TNL kang g*g* ka, hindi mo pinapansin kung Lalake ba, o bakla ba, o macho ba ang kapitbahay mo, gawin mo lang ang trabaho mong g*g* ka, huwag mo nang kalkalin kung totoong lalaki ba o hindi ang katabi mo. Kaya itong hinahangaan mo na TNL blog, e gusto lang yata ng dragon na yun ng t*t* pareho ni Boy Abunda na magpapak*nt*t sa puwet at isusubo ang t*t* ng kolboy na may t**.rn
  • marshallslaw 9 months ago Report Abuse
    Tama ka Marshall, lahat ng kababaihan bago masabing tunay na dalaga ay sumasaludo sa Dirty Finger. It is their initiation and right of passage to womanhood. Hohoho ! ! !
  • marshallshutz 9 months ago Report Abuse
    Makapangyarihan ang DIRTY FINGER! Maaaring masarapan o masaktan ang gagamitan nito. Kaya use it wisely! LOL
  • sprikitik 10 months ago Report Abuse
    to kk:rnrnno one's equating governance to flipping the bird. l don't think that's a valid argument.rnrnwhat LdV is saying is that this is too small a matter for people to over react to, compared to the kind of governance we are getting.rnrnPoint is, whether Duterte flips the bird or not, that's the way he'll run the city that he has to protect from the dangers of war-torn Mindanao, where law has, to a huge extent, failed. I'd understand then why he'd stop resorting to the Law to fight and protect his city.
  • domenic 10 months ago Report Abuse
    ano pong masasabi ninyo tungkol kay Christopher Lao?
  • iambentisoy 10 months ago Report Abuse
    hanggang o paano ba nagiging dirty ang finger???lahat naman nun marunong pati nga pari e..sabi nga ni ian tayao e "HypoCRAZY is a part of a cycle"...
  • kolokoy 10 months ago Report Abuse
    Subukan mo sa archives ng National Library...
  • chitetskoy 10 months ago Report Abuse
    curious lang... saan ba makakahanap ng kopya ng nabanggit na Manila Chronicle na naglalaman ng ganiyang "infamous" na larawan?
  • rai 10 months ago Report Abuse
    ,,I,, 0_o ,,|,, -that's 2 for you....
  • atribi 10 months ago Report Abuse
    titanic-bukol lychees! winner ka tlga, lourd! your the man... and btw, iv read your book.. it's a must! ppl, go buy it! kudos!!!!!
  • psyote 10 months ago Report Abuse
    @jaysonray dimacuha pa rin ga ang mayor diyan? di matibag-tibag ah. buti sa amin sa lipa di nanalo yung dating mayor na dapat ngaratan talaga haha...
  • 93wp 11 months ago Report Abuse
    how about i blur din ang ibang mga bagay na unpleasant and annoying like kpop, monotonous telenovelas, kris aquino, justin bieber, mommy dionesia etc etc. rnrnhow i wish :)
  • kars 10 months ago Report Abuse
    rnListen to Teddy Boy Locsin's radioshow every weekday morning, 8-10. DWIZ 882. It's irreverent and intellectual.
  • jaysonray 10 months ago Report Abuse
    sana si duterte na lang ang mayor ng batangas city!!!!rnmiddle finger para sa mga dimacuha!
  • jaysonray 10 months ago Report Abuse
    sana si duterte na lang ang mayor ng batangas city!!!!rnmiddle finger para sa mga dimacuha!
  • psyote 10 months ago Report Abuse
    daliri lang naman yan eh dami dami mas maduming gawain na di pwede makita gaya na nga ng pagsusuot ng sando sa publiko :)rn
  • rintintin 10 months ago Report Abuse
    Lourd is free as BIRD!
  • singular 10 months ago Report Abuse
    amen hippo-critters!
  • wendel_14 10 months ago Report Abuse
    PACK SHEET to all hypocrites .............
  • kk 10 months ago Report Abuse
    there are a lot of hypocritical politicians no doubt, but rnit wouldn't hurt to have a little sense of propriety. rnrnPlease don't think im a supporter of any politician I have lost my faith in those folks a A LONG TIME AGO.rnrnHowever just as being all smiles is not the measure of effectiveness rn"Flipping the bird" also do no equate greatness or efficiency.rn
  • lelouch 10 months ago Report Abuse
    san nga napupunta ung binabayaran kong tax? s bay-ag ng mga pulitikong naka kurbata? eto kayo ,,|,,
  • menthodex dm 10 months ago Report Abuse
    Censorship? Just try to watch Duterte's program (Gikan sa Masa, Para sa Masa). You'll have a hard time censoring everything. It's a pity they don't play it live this time. Lame-ass media censorship
  • red_rabbit 10 months ago Report Abuse
    ***THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN DELETED DUE TO VIOLATION OF SPOT.PH'S TERMS AND CONDITIONS.*** (this is my point exactly. Why blur this? lol )
  • ibon 10 months ago Report Abuse
    ANGRY BIRDS !!!!!!!!
  • ben boga 10 months ago Report Abuse
    was the first sentence on the last paragraph supposed to be an irony? i don't think so because there's a word "frankly" into it.
  • ymmf 10 months ago Report Abuse
    oh ..I.,rnyeah.
  • duterte 10 months ago Report Abuse
    hypocrisy.hypocrites, hypocrites.... :)
  • pining garcia 10 months ago Report Abuse
    Nice one Lourd!
  • ice 10 months ago Report Abuse
    You had me at Titanic- bukol lychees
  • william see 10 months ago Report Abuse
    Titanic bukol-lychees-LOL
  • ct8j 10 months ago Report Abuse
    "That finger has been immortalized in a Manila Chronicle photograph published 26 years ago. I was only ten then. "rnrnLOL
  • mark my finger 10 months ago Report Abuse
    sapak sapak...nice one..thumbs up and one duterte finger for you lourd..galing.love the article..pakyu hypocrite official this is the way we run the cityrn
  • finger mi 10 months ago Report Abuse
    Words and gestures become garbage if a person look at the bad side of life. But if you read these comments as entertainment, and be part of it, you'll be amazed to know how blogism has become the passion of the rich and the poor around the globe.
  • anonymous_finger 10 months ago Report Abuse
    face it... we're all hypocrites one way or another....
  • marylou 10 months ago Report Abuse
    I don't think I want Spot to have an atmosphere where freaks can just curse and say garbage all they want. Nakaka bad trip magbasa ng comments dito kung ganun. Most international news websites do this also with an automatic comment filtering system.
  • badfinger 10 months ago Report Abuse
    Props to TEDDY BOY LOCSIN! one helluva an editor/publisher. Why can't there be more writers/publishers like him?
  • lalaland 10 months ago Report Abuse
    It's just unpleasant to look at.rnAnd not "all' kids know that. That's why we should teach them its wrong.
  • paulie 10 months ago Report Abuse
    trufax on that, and perhaps spot's deleting of comments here that contain expletives is hypocritical too.
  • spec 10 months ago Report Abuse
    whats the point of blurring or censoring those kind of badstuff if halos lahat naman ng tao, even the lil' kids know and do those stuff. its not like blurring or censoring teaches us that its socially unacceptable and not do the "duterte" finger when we want to throw it in the air. :l
  • ogs 10 months ago Report Abuse
    pag kinutkot yung middle finger dun lang magiging dirty finger.rnkung may t** yung middle/dirty finger, dun lang dapat i-blur.
  • spec 10 months ago Report Abuse
    whats the point of blurring or censoring those kind of shit(cursing) if halos lahat naman ng tao, even the lil' kids know and do those stuff. its not like blurring or censoring teaches us that its socially unacceptable and not do the "duterte" finger when we want to throw it in the air. :l
  • anti_epal 10 months ago Report Abuse
    Ngarat kayong lahat! Hehe
  • japz 10 months ago Report Abuse
    ,,I,, them....
  • hendricks 10 months ago Report Abuse
    agree, the dirty bird should be shown in full sa tv. and we should also not bleep pu-sy, d-ck, c-ck, as-, as-hole, sh-t - these are all common words, even gradeschoolers know them. this especially goes to spot comment moderators out there
  • hendricks 10 months ago Report Abuse
    agree, the dirty bird should be shown in full sa tv. and we should also not bleep pussy, d*ck, cock, ass, *ssh*l*, sh*t - these are all common words, even gradeschoolers know them.
  • kadaffy 10 months ago Report Abuse
    Spot on, Lourd.
  • g2td 10 months ago Report Abuse
    nice one lourd!
  • patrick 10 months ago Report Abuse
    ..I.,
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