"I'll Make Love To You" by Boyz II Men
Cheesiness: 
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Why it's addictive: The harmonic blending of the guys' voices on top of an old-school background track, minus the unnecessary vocal gymnastics, actually makes it a really good RnB song.
Why it's bad: The second stanza is practically aural pornography. If you listen carefully, you'll get a clear blow by blow. It's so sexual it will make you want to clean your ears right after listening to it on repeat.
Our favorite lines: "Girl, are you ready? It's gonna be a long night."
"My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion
Cheesiness: 
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Why it's addictive: It's the Titanic theme song, duh.
Why it's bad: Let's face it, every time Ms. Dion belts out the lyrics, people almost always remember Rose and Jack as they fought against their social status and braved the frozen sea all for the "glory of love." But honestly, just like that sappy disaster flick, the song is overplayed and overrated.
Our favorite lines: "Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on."
