"I Would Do Anything for Love" by Meat Loaf
Cheesiness: 
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Why it's addictive: Its flawless transitions from a dreary ballad to a chaotic mess, reminiscent of Meat Loaf's Rocky Horror days, give it an odd catchy quality.
Why it's bad: It's a painfully long lyrical rollercoaster (12 minutes on mp3) sung by a man who swears that he would do anything for love, but he won't do... well, we're not sure what exactly, but he did keep repeating it the whole duration of the song.
Our favorite line: "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that."
"Always" by Erasure
Cheesiness: 
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Why it's addictive: If its repeated airplay in the early '90s didn't get you hooked, it was probably the Universal Motion Dancer's (UMD) smooth moves that made you a fan.
Why it's bad: Do we really need to explain why? Just dance. We bet you still know the steps. But if you're one of those poor souls who don't know how to do it, watch and learn.
Our favorite lines: "Always, I wanna be with you and make believe with you and live in harmony, harmony. Oh love."
