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50 Famous Lines from Pinoy Movies
From the original to the parody, these soundbites are classic.
By: Patch Buenaventura  |   Published on: Oct 18, 2011 - 10:08am

(SPOT.ph) You've probably heard them a million times before. Some you know by heart, others you can’t even imagine existed (look for Bella Flores’s contribution to this list). After all, delivering these so-called Pinoy movie lines with much gusto (and the occasional raised eyebrow) have played an integral part in the momentary realization of your secret desire: an over-the-top, dramatically scripted teleserye-esque life. And don’t even bother denying it!

 

From the elite circle of cinematic gems such as Sharon Cuneta, Vilma Santos, and the perennially controversial Nora Aunor, to today's fresh roster of big-screen kings and queens like John Lloyd Cruz, Bea Alonzo, and Kim Chiu, this list compiles the most famous movie lines that have left the careers of those who uttered them forever immortalized in Pinoy pop culture. How many of these quotable quotes have you heard, and how many have you, er, used?

 

Immortal movie lines, often told in emotional, gut-wrenching form. Did your favorite make the cut?  Click for more.

 

SPOT.ph wants to know: What's your favorite Pinoy movie line of all time?

 

Artwork by Warren Espejo

 


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54 Comments
  • Ms. ganda
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    7 months ago     Reply  
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  • jjaammeessjjaammeess
    its awesome
    Nov 06 2012 @ 05:21pm     Reply  
  • pag bakla salot agad,pwede bang malas muna
    pag bakla salot agad,pwede bang malas muna
    Oct 11 2012 @ 05:45pm     Reply  
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  • rhiansmith
    wonderful! not waste of time! keep it up! :)
    Jun 13 2012 @ 11:19am     Reply  
  • whirelez
    haha 50 pages para i-next next lahat... nevermind..
    Nov 22 2011 @ 12:25pm     Reply  
  • nice
    nice one....!rn
    Nov 16 2011 @ 10:51am     Reply  
  • film_fan
    dear spot.ph, thank you for this list but do you really have to make readers click next 50 times? oh well..
    Nov 12 2011 @ 11:34pm     Reply  
  • 143brent
    Maricel Soriano: Ayoko ng magpuno sa Kulang, Ayoko ng may sinasaktan ako kaya hindi na kita pwedeng mahalin pa. (A Love Story, 2007)
    Oct 27 2011 @ 03:06pm     Reply  
  • darkside
    to brightside:rnrnikaw ang trashy. ang pangit mo.
    Oct 26 2011 @ 12:03pm     Reply  
  • gen
    mas sikat pa ata line ni maricar reyes sa video scandal nila ni hayden kho.
    Oct 25 2011 @ 12:21am     Reply  
  • jason
    Susan Roces: It's unfair, not it's unfairrnrnrnEddie Garcia: Hindi Buyung... Bo yong, may lambing sa dulo.... yongrnrnrnLorna Tolentino: ipapalibing kitarnrnrnJohn Lloyd Cruz: Bebe ko, bebe ko, bebe kornrnrnrnrnrn
    Oct 24 2011 @ 10:51pm     Reply  
  • gas tton
    Shaina, come to papa baby, my Himalayan anaconda is waiting for you. Oh yeah, I can't wait to open your beautiful hairy incision.
    Oct 24 2011 @ 06:12pm     Reply  
  • brightside
    I don't get why Maricar Reyes' line is included in the list. Ni hindi ko nga maalala na may line palang ganyan from that trashy movie haha!
    Oct 24 2011 @ 12:52pm     Reply  
  • rv13
    pahabol pa: FROM JOLOGS line by Assunta de Rossi, "Breeding? Ano'ng breeding? Ano ko Aso? Para may breeding mga F_-k sh---t kayo"!.... "ang liit nga naman ng mundo noh? biruin mo, yung kakila ng kakilala ng kakilala ko eh kakilala mo?
    Oct 24 2011 @ 12:38pm     Reply  
  • ulando
    this is great. it bring back a lot of memories. it felt like i was back in time...thanks a lot
    Oct 24 2011 @ 10:38am     Reply  
  • martha
    OMG THIS IS THE BEST LIST EVER! KUDOS TO THE ONES WHO MADE THIS LIST!
    Oct 24 2011 @ 08:41am     Reply  
  • paolo
    None from My Amnesia Girl? Or did I just miss it?
    Oct 23 2011 @ 03:57pm     Reply  
  • ferdie
    Hayup! Hayup! Hayup! - Ina ka ng Anak MornWalang HIMALA! - HimalarnMy Brother is not a pig! Hindi babay damo ang kapatid ko! - Minsa'y Isang Gamu-gamo.
    Oct 23 2011 @ 09:56am     Reply  
  • don
    lol @ the screencaps
    Oct 23 2011 @ 03:43am     Reply  
  • atotibondying
    "I love you three times a day!" Jimmy Santos, Bondying: The Little Big Boy (1989)
    Oct 22 2011 @ 05:56pm     Reply  
  • tanga_hater
    gambino:rnrncan you read the list first? unang una kaya yung YOURE NOTHING BUT A 2ND RATE TRYING HARD COPYCAT!!!rnrnang hirap sa mga pilipino ngayon eh ang bilis magreklamo eh hindi naman pala nagbabasa at nag-iisip.
    Oct 21 2011 @ 05:16pm     Reply  
  • the person below me...
    is stup_d for complaining and posting without reading the list first.
    Oct 21 2011 @ 10:40am     Reply  
  • gambino
    asan ang famousrnrnyou're nothing but a 2nd-rate trying hard copycatrnrnandrnrnakala mo lang wala pero meron!
    Oct 21 2011 @ 09:30am     Reply  
  • toni
    ang galing! natuwa ako kasi mahilig akong manood ng mga lumang movies na tagalog! magaling talaga dati sana ngayon din madami pang ganyan and sana may part 2 tong list n ko kaalis sobra. good job!!!
    Oct 21 2011 @ 05:38am     Reply  
  • eto pa
    "Ipraktis natin yang human right mo" -Juday to Ryan, Kasal Kasali Kasalo
    Oct 21 2011 @ 01:18am     Reply  
  • mas mamaru dear
    to mamaru dear:rnrneh kung sinusupalpal ko yang baba mo?
    Oct 20 2011 @ 06:59pm     Reply  
  • madbong
    Cheet**! Ganda lalake!! from Rene Requistas in Starzan LOLrn
    Oct 20 2011 @ 03:52pm     Reply  
  • mamaru dear
    hindi masyadong nanunuod ng pinoy movies yung gumawa! puro pachi-pachi lang!
    Oct 20 2011 @ 03:50pm     Reply  
  • esther
    Ang hindi nakakakilala sa pangalang Magnolia dela Cruz ay aso lamang. Nora Aunor in Bilangin ang Bituin sa Langit
    Oct 20 2011 @ 10:01am     Reply  
  • edric
    Lorna: “Ipalilibing kita!” ... Lorna: “Nu'ng inagaw mo sa akin si Alex, muntik na rin rnakong mamatay. ... -Alice Dixson and Lorna Tolentino, “Nagbabagang Luha”rnrnWalanghiya ka talaga bata ka! Eto ang sa 'yo ummm...ummm...ummmmmmm! Eto pa, ummm! rnBella Flores in Daigdig Ng Mga Api rnrn"Kulubot na ang mukha nyo, Inay! Nandidiri siya tuwing kasiping kayo!"rn-Hilda Koronel to Mona Lisa in 'Insiang'rn
    Oct 20 2011 @ 12:19am     Reply  
  • bowieup
    "Ruben, ilabas mo na sa Bat Attache case ang Bat Menudo at Bat Tea, gutom na si Batman"-From Batman and Ruben-starring Dolphy and Boy Alano
    Oct 19 2011 @ 11:40pm     Reply  
  • edric
    ERRATUM rnrnANG ANAK HINDI NAPAPALITAN PERO ANG ASAWA NAHIHIWALAYAN
    Oct 19 2011 @ 11:36pm     Reply  
  • edric
    ANG ASAWA NAPAPALITAN PERO ANG ASAWA NAHIHIWALAYANrnrnYESTERDAY TODAY AND TOMORROW MARICEL SORIANO TO VILMA SANTOSrnrnFOR ME BEST MOVIE LINE EVER
    Oct 19 2011 @ 11:33pm     Reply  
  • kai

    Nice spot! :)

    Oct 19 2011 @ 08:49pm     Reply  
  • ronnie
    ay ba't wala yung rnrn"kung saan, kailan at paanong labanan, magpasabi ka lang, di kita uurungan!"rnrnor yungrnrn"tatabi ka ba o ihahampas ko sayo ang maletang to? nagbabad ka sa kama ng babaeng yon, anong gusto mong isipin ko na ginawa nyo, nag-jack en poy?"rnrnfrom the movie "Dapat ka bang Mahalin?"
    Oct 19 2011 @ 06:21pm     Reply  
  • nye
    don't "Mahal mo ba ako dahil kailangan mo ako" and "kailangan mo ako kaya mahal mo ako” mean the same?rnI think it should go like, “Mahal mo ba ako kaya kailangan mo ako, o kailangan mo ako kaya mahal mo ako?”rnrnrnrn
    Oct 19 2011 @ 06:10pm     Reply  
  • guillermo
    pang wtf naman yung kay bella flores hahah
    Oct 19 2011 @ 04:53pm     Reply  
  • emerald
    natatawa 2loy ako pag nababasa ko 'to ;p
    Oct 19 2011 @ 04:21pm     Reply  
  • jill
    How do I send some press releases to your site?
    Oct 19 2011 @ 03:32pm     Reply  
  • ang matalim na espada nakakabuntis
    bat wala ung linya na..."Mas masarap pang tumae kesa makipagusap sayo..."? asan yan...asan!
    Oct 19 2011 @ 02:18pm     Reply  
  • pacey
    Ano nga ba?
    Oct 19 2011 @ 12:58pm     Reply  
  • maui
    walang matigas na tinapay sa mainit na kape!
    Oct 19 2011 @ 12:44pm     Reply  
  • master bing
    Where is the Queen of Philippine Cinema, Ms. Susan Roces' "It's unfair, it's unfair!" line in the movie Paano Kung Wala Ka Na?
    Oct 19 2011 @ 12:26pm     Reply  
  • haters gonna hate
    Kulang dapat kasama ung reply ni edu sa rnrnMaricel: I dont need a parasite! rnEdu: And I dont need a part time wife.rnrnMaganda ung list, sana may part 2.
    Oct 19 2011 @ 12:09pm     Reply  
  • wala naman
    Wala yung:rn" Oh eh diba’t ikaw pa nag sabi sakin na baka kaya tayo iniiwan ng mga taong mahal natin kasi baka merong bagong darating na mas-OK na mas mamahalain tayo. Yung taong hindi tayo sasaktan at paaasahin yung nag-iisang tao na mag tatama ng mali sa buhay natin yung lahat ng mali sa buhay mo." :) hehehehe
    Oct 19 2011 @ 11:37am     Reply  
  • dan
    Good list Spot. Kudos!rnrnBut I think this is not complete without the Chiquito movie "Patayin Mo Sa Kindat Si Kirat!".rnrnrnLol.
    Oct 19 2011 @ 11:34am     Reply  
  • nooni
    good list! ang saya! the best yung ke bella flores! "diligan mo ng suka ang tuyo kong lumpia"
    Oct 19 2011 @ 11:14am     Reply  
  • yael
    50 lang noh buti kung 100
    Oct 19 2011 @ 10:59am     Reply  
  • urgh
    madami pang kulang.. :-)
    Oct 19 2011 @ 10:54am     Reply  
  • princess
    parang may hangover pa rin ako sa ZOMBADINGS! hahaha
    Oct 19 2011 @ 10:15am     Reply  
  • ok na
    I tried it and it's OK na.
    Oct 19 2011 @ 09:15am     Reply  
  • i need to log in?
    I need to log in?
    Oct 19 2011 @ 06:41am     Reply  
  • ano_ba
    Sorry - this article says "restricted." We can't read it.
    Oct 19 2011 @ 06:37am     Reply  
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