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SPOT.ph's Top 50 Pinoy Sex Films You Shouldn't Watch During Holy Week

Published: Apr 4, 2012 - 7:00am

(SPOT.ph) Sexunless it's used specifically to "create new life"is viewed as the gateway to Hell. At least, that's what hardcore Church people will tell you. If we take that definition to heart, we'd end up classifying anything that's remotely suggestive of down and dirty, non-procreational intimacy as a sin.

 

That being said, movies that that revolve around sex are definitely not what your parish priest ordered to cleanse your soul. So, we thought we'd help ensure that you don't stray from the righteous path with a list of 50 Pinoy sex flicks that you really shouldn't be viewing this Holy Week. This list features titles that range from legit art house fare, campy creations, sleazy comedies, cheeky commentaries, and forgettable quickies.

 

By the way, don't take this list seriously. Doing so would be the most damning sin of all.

 

Check out the films that have supposedly led many into temptation. Click for more. (You know you want to.)

 

Art by Warren Espejo, with screenshots from various video clips and film stills issued by film producers.

 
 
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  • miyata 6 months ago Reply Report Abuse
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    kaya nag nagtatanong t*ng* ka pla bkit nilagay pa tong site na 2 kung d rin pla mapapanood d2 mga tnga
  • miyata 5 months ago Reply Hide replies Report Abuse
       
    pano manood d2 paki sagot aman po
    • Inis na Inis Na 5 months ago Reply Report Abuse
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      My goodness. Hindi yan dito pinapanood. Make friends with YouTube or look for it elsewhere. Sorry, but I have to state the obvious: Ang bobo mo. Please lang, don't reproduce. If may mga anak ka na huwag mo nang dagdagan.
  • pines 7 months ago Reply Report Abuse
       
    pano po panood ng video d2
  • conrado_soriano06 8 months ago Reply Report Abuse
       
    tagalog rated r movies 1980 ang frequest ko sana yung mga classic movie or pene movie
  • rick Apr 20 2012 @ 12:18pm Reply Report Abuse
       
    ang gandang panoorin ang pinoy pene hinde nakakasawang panoorin at ang mga babae natural ang sex mve nila tal nila mga lalake sana may nga susunud sa kanila ngayon 2012
  • Genuine Apr 07 2012 @ 12:33pm Reply Hide replies Report Abuse
       
    Censorship is bigotry. Hope they just classify films, hope they don't snip away at the cutting room, and if it's R, let it stay that way. Dito kasi, you rarely get Rs, the censors mangle the film so as to accommodate a PG13 rating so that kids can also get to watch the flick. The motivation is greed because letting the kiddies watch mean more tix sold and they get the higher profit margin. But in reality kids shouldn't be allowed in theaters screening suppose to be R-rated films. It screws their mindset, even with the film mangled and all just because of its adult theme alone. Let's say he's 13, hahabulin pa ng kamalayan nya yung nangyayari sa screen. Pag parati manonood yan ng di angkop sa mura nyang kaisipan, by the time he's 15 e medyo twisted na values nyan. Especially in these times where too many parents are just not that involved anymore with their child's values formation. Bahala na si titser, bahala na si yaya, bahala na sya, nasa abroad ako kumakayod and i can't be bothered. This need not be if only government lowers its take on movies entertainment taxes and allow producers, film distributors to make a decent profit. If taxes are lowered, the price of admission can be lowered, and more movie buffs will queue-up at the box-office to watch. And without snipping away at the R-rated flick so as to let children in to watch an adult themed movie.
    • kittyhere 5 months ago Reply Report Abuse
         
      Overanalysis strikes again. Straight from the keyboard of an anal-retentive soul.
  • Tumikim ng P\' nya Apr 06 2012 @ 08:46pm Reply Report Abuse
       
    You got it other way around. The original title was "Patikim' until the Censors Board deemed it too vulgar. Pero lalo syang lumala during the promo: with Rosanna Roces introducing her movie as "Patikim ng P' nya!" Go figure!
  • syao-chan Apr 05 2012 @ 04:39pm Reply Report Abuse
       
    WINNER ang titles hahahaha! Letseng lumpia yan hahahaha!
  • kennedy Apr 04 2012 @ 07:51pm Reply Report Abuse
       

    hayop ka, SPOT.ph. i nearly choked on some kornik sa kakatawa. my favorite is "Kapag ang Palay Naging Bigas May Bumayo." wtf!

  • yun oh Apr 04 2012 @ 02:47pm Reply Report Abuse
       
    mukhang marami rami akong dodownload this long weekend. thank you Spot!
  • lorenzosenoren Apr 04 2012 @ 02:06pm Reply Report Abuse
       
    hahahaha nakakatawa lang :)
  • @april fool Apr 04 2012 @ 10:00am Reply Report Abuse
       
    duh, di mo nakuha ang joke? napakaliteral talaga ng mga Pinoy. "irony" ang tawag dun pards. tsk tsk!
  • Marlon Apr 04 2012 @ 08:49am Reply Report Abuse
       
    This is hilarious. By Easter Sunday, I'm gonna try to look for a copy of Batuta ni Drakula. Hahahaha.
  • hellokitty Apr 04 2012 @ 08:36am Reply Report Abuse
       
    That's probably the "joke." But then you already clicked this. You got ensnared by it already. LOL.
  • april fool Apr 04 2012 @ 08:29am Reply Report Abuse
       
    i dont get the reason for SPOT to post this in the midst of the holy week when, as the title obviously implies, we shouldn't watch these during holy week. why initiate the idea of temptation? tssss
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