6. INDIAN PROPHET SAYS RP WILL BE SPARED FROM TSUNAMI. Read the fine print: We all have to repent for the sins committed in our country for the past 490 years to make sure the tsunami won't hit us. (Yes. We're screwed.)
7. JAIL BUREAU MAKES PRISONERS GENERATE ELECTRICITY THROUGH BIKING. And yet another reason to love Pinoy criminals.
8. ANNA PAQUIN ANNOUNCES THAT SHE'S BISEXUAL. Sorry, all circuits are still busy over the Ricky Martin revelation now...please try a better schtick later.
9. TIGER WOODS' KINDERGARTEN TEACHER REFUTES HIS RACISM STORY. Step 10 in The Sex Scandal Manual: When in need of sympathy, you can say you were abused or bullied as a child. (Attention-whore ex-teacher optional.)
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10. ONLINE VISITA IGLESIA IS A BIG HIT. Dear CBCP, why can't you be this open-minded all the time?



