9. He's not really "poor." Though he was the "poorest" presidentiable, GMA News and Public Affairs' Votebook revealed that Noynoy's most recent Statement of Assets, Liabilities and Networth or SALN puts his worth at P14,403,073. So, no, he's not exactly a poor bachelor.
10. He takes his kuya duties very seriously. When sister Kris' love life was still chaotic, he made his sentiments plain to her via Boy Abunda's Kontrobersyal. He said: "Yung taong sinasabing mahal ka, ilagay naman n'ya ang sarili n'ya sa sitwasyon na tama ang pagtrato sa 'yo. Yung wala s'yang marital encumbrances beforehand so he's free to (marry you). Doon wala na akong objections, kung talagang maligaya ka." Clearly, Noynoy is more of a father figure than a brother. (Now, we sort of understand why, at 50, he has remained a bachelor. By the way, like Kris, his birth month is February. Maybe they're more alike than we think.)
Art by Warren Espejo.
Photos from Probe Profiles screen captures.





Kaya ang ginawa ko lalo kong sinipagan ang pagtatrabaho ko. Mas mayaman na ulit ako after a month. Kaya sa bayaran ng buwis, mas malaki ang maitutulong ko sa bayan. Kung mangungurakot sila, hindi ko na sagot yon at hindi ko na para habulin pa sila. May mas mataas na batas pa na pwedeng magpataw ng mas mataas na kaparusahan.