6. JOHN LLOYD CRUZ WANTS PEOPLE TO STOP TALKING ABOUT HIM AND RUFFA GUTIERREZ. Shouldn't you be happy that we're talking about you?
7. REGAL FILMS MATRIARCH MOTHER LILY MONTEVERDE MAY BE CONSIDERED FOR A GOVERNMENT POSITION UNDER PRESIDENT-ELECT NOYNOY AQUINO'S ADMINISTRATION. Leave her alone to produce more Mano Po and Shake, Rattle, and Roll movies!
8. GRETCHEN BARRETTO AND ANGELICA PANGANIBAN IN A WORD WAR OVER DEREK RAMSAY. At least one of them is crazy, that much we can say.
9. OVER 100 MINORS RESCUED FROM A GARMENTS FACTORY IN PASAY CITY. Nothing like good old slave labor to bring down production costs.
10. FORMER PRESIDENT JOSEPH "ERAP" ESTRADA CONCEDES TO NOYNOY AQUINO'S WIN. Looks like somebody's been drinking their Sustagen Premium.
Art by Warren Espejo.



