6. DR. VICKI BELO INJECTS BOTOX INTO CHARICE PEMPENGCO'S FACE, TO MAKE HER "NATURALLY ROUND" FACE "NARROWER" FOR GLEE. That's right, doc, get 'em hooked early.
7. FLOYD MAYWEATHER JR. SNUBS MANNY PACQUIAO ANEW, WHILE HIS FATHER FLOYD SR. CALLS PACMAN A "LITTLE FILIPINO MIDGET." Who knew that being racist could be ironic, too.
8. PAGCOR GETS SLAMMED FOR ALLEGEDLY SPENDING P21 MILLION ON HAMBURGERS SUPPOSEDLY FED TO COPS. A whole lot of super-sized B.S.?
9. EIGHTEEN FRATMEN RUN NAKED IN PALAWAN TO SUPPORT THE MINING BAN IMPLEMENTED THERE. Because people won't hate you for screwing up traffic if you're exposing yourself.
10. PEOPLE LINING UP FOR WATER RATIONS TURN HOSTILE--WHAT WITH MANY JUMPING THE QUEUE. News like this makes us so proud to be Pinoy.
Art by Warren Espejo and screenshot from America Online News.



