6. SENATOR BONG REVILLA FEELS BAD THAT SENATOR RALPH RECTO IS NOW CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTE ON PUBLIC SERVICE. To hell with the political stuff...it's Panday versus Darna's husband!
7. BOXING CAMP MANNY PACQUIAO DELIVERS HIS FIRST PRIVILEGE SPEECH AS SARANGANI PROVINCE REP, FELLOW CONGRESSMEN APPLAUD HIM. Manny, you had us at "work itik." (It's at 0:49.)
8. TRICYCLE DRIVER DANILO ANTIPASADO SEEKS TO DISQUALIFY MIKEY ARROYO AS ANG GALING PINOY PARTY-LIST REPRESENTATIVE. Nice try, buddy--but Mikey's genetically programmed to be stickier than a...gecko.
9. MILITANT GROUPS CREATE HARRY POTTER-INSPIRED EFFIGY OF P-NOY INO IN TIME FOR THE SONA AND, FOR A CHANGE, THEY DON'T SET IT ON FIRE. Gee, thanks for ruining Harry Potter.
10. IN MANDAUE, CEBU, A BABY IS ABANDONED UNDER A TREE. For a change, the runaway parents didn't decide to leave their kid in a church.
Art by Warren Espejo.
