6. MMDA EMPLOYEE CAUGHT HAVING SEX WITH WOMAN IN A PARKED BUS SAYS HE WAS GOING TO PAY P30 FOR THE ENCOUNTER. (HIS INSTANT INAMORATA WANTED P50). Is that with or without VAT?
7. P-NOY SHOWS OFF FIRST PAYCHECK WITH NET PAY OF P63,002.17. Burger! Burger! Burger! (But, seriously, it's sad that our president feels compelled to show us his paycheck. It's not as if he's doing anything wrong.)
8. LOVI POE REITERATES SHE AND RONALD SINGSON ARE NOT TOGETHER DESPITE THEIR BEING SPOTTED TOGETHER OFTEN IN THE PAST. Is the late Action King's daughter the reigning Denial Queen?
9. BEAUTIFUL WOMEN REPORTEDLY USED AS "BAIT" FOR CARNAPPING GANG. Good for you, girls--nine-to-five jobs are booooooooring as hell.
10. CORRUPT TRAFFIC ENFORCERS CAUGHT IN THE ACT BY CCTV CAMERA. Why does this feel like a rerun?
Flash box photo by Jay Morales/Malacanang Photo Bureau courtesy of the Benigno "Noynoy" Aquino III Facebook page.
