2. Cellphone Science
"What the heck is so important? Is it going to change the configuration of the astrophysical universe? This is the last warning. I will cite you for contempt!"
—Santiago to people whose cellphones kept ringing during a 2010 Senate session. Prior to the start of the session, Santiago had asked everyone to turn off their cellphones.
1. The OK Corral Situation
"I challenge the shadowy faces behind this corrupt media blitz. Come on you hypocrites, stop being sneaky. Be men, come out of the bushes, and reveal yourselves. Since you have chosen to engage in character assassination, let us have a showdown at the OK Corral in full view of the public."
—Santiago to her detractors at the height of the NBN/ZTE Broadband controversy in 2007.
Art by Warren Espejo.
Image credits: Screenshots from news video clips.



