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Words and Phrases a Real Man Must Never Use Part 2
More terms that must be erased from the manly man’s vocabulary.
By: Lourd de Veyra  |   Published on: Sep 28, 2011 - 10:35am



As we have written in a previous post, the spirit of the manly man is under siege from all sides. It is under assault from an alarming wave of health consciousness, emotional sensitivity, and renewed appreciation for the “finer” things in life. Dark forces in the universe have conspired to transform red-blooded, steak-chomping, unwashed, beer-swilling potbellied males into helplessly delicate doilies. Here are some terms that must be erased from the manly man’s vocabulary:



"ORGANIC" — Remember: The soil is the domain of rich, New Age-types. The hideous factory operated by evil multinationals is where the manly man derives his nourishment; MSG and preservatives are on top of his daily nutritional requirements. The proper synonym for “organic” is “fucking expensive.” The only time the manly man should be using the word “organic” is when referring to drugs.



“LOW”- ANYTHING— “Low-fat,” “low-sodium, “low-calorie,” “low-sugar,” etc. All products containing such ghastly labels contribute to a dishonorable age where all you do is drool and whine to the nurse about your unchanged diaper. Also interchangeable with any deceitful phrase ending in…



“-FREE”— i.e. “cruelty-free,” “guilt-free,” “lactose-free,” “caffeine-free.” How about freeing yourself from all this silliness?



“BULLY”— More often than not used by the bullied and not the bully. No bully ever refers to himself as a “bully.” But such is life. The school ground is a microcosm of the animal kingdom. There’s the hunter and there’s the hunted. Through evolution, animals learn to protect themselves from predators, thus developing natural defense mechanisms. The bullied should stand up for himself by stabbing the bully in the neck with a fork (The Columbine Massacre, on the other hand, is taking things too far). Calling on Mommy and Daddy for backup eventually does more subliminal damage to the kid’s sense of self-worth.

There are unverified studies announcing that bullying eventually results in criminal behavior, alcoholism, drug use and similarly erratic behavior—on the part of the bullied. What a load of crap. Most of the bullies I knew back in school are now in jail or rehab, if not confined to shitty jobs. Sometimes life has a way of balancing out things. Geeks get bullied, but they eventually grow up to be titans of industry or Silicon Valley barons. The fate of bullies? Well, they can be overworked and underpaid security guards of the office building of some remote branch.



“PERSONAL TRAINER”— A natural extension of such unmanly phrases as “abdominal exercise,” “Healthy Options,”  “aw shucks,” and “scarf.” Enrolling in a gym is one thing, but paying extra for someone to motivate you is another. How about taking it easy on those cheeseburgers and those choco-strawberry sundaes?



“FRO-YO”— Yogurt is about as masculine as Jennifer Lopez’s “Let’s Get Loud.” Yogurt swerved in swirls and embellished with candied fruits, nuts, caramel syrup, and, the most absurdly ironic topping of all, muesli (as if it could add more years to your life) is the dessert equivalent of a Richard Simmons workout video. Bonus: “MILK TEA”



THE NOTEBOOK— The ultimate chick flick by way of existentialist sap. The element of “death” appears to lend a sense of gravity in this book-slash-movie. Shame on any guy who shed copious tears over this melodrama (thankfully unwatched by me; and basing on the stories, I have no plans of buying the DVD). If you really want genuine emotional catharsis, go see Marley and Me. Neil Young said, “Only love can break your heart.” He forgot to say dying dogs.

 

 

Also read: Words and Phrases a Real Man Must Never Use Part 1

 

Artwork by Warren Espejo

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106 Comments
  • smells like foo
    For each mass we hear with devotion,Our Lord sends a saint to comfort us at death.(revelation of Christ to St.Gertrude the great.
    The 4 Keys to heaven Mass Rosary Scapular WAY OF THE CROSS
    Apr 29 2012 @ 10:25am     Reply  
  • Genuine
    Just say yogurt, with emphasis on the first two letters, as in YO!-gurt, real man ka na non.
    Apr 29 2012 @ 01:08am     Reply  
  • cringe worthy
    Fro-Yo - healthy eating choice....pero if asked this should never be spoken by a real man?
    Mention mo na lang na tungkol sa android phones na may software na ganito para safe.....
    Personal Trainer - anong problema dito? Maraming gustong magpa-train sa kanila pero cannot afford
    Bully - matagal na itong issue kahit bago pa ako ipinanganak.....
    Agree ako sa part 1 pero dito yung 3 nakalista i disagree
    Apr 28 2012 @ 09:23pm     Reply  
  • Edz
    Sa wakas...may kopya na ako ng book mo Sir Lourd...ikaw ang nagpapatibok ng isip ko at desidido akong panatilihin ka sa puso ko.
    Apr 17 2012 @ 06:42am     Reply  
  • beerbelly
    Milk Tea yung clincher dun eh.
    Jan 16 2012 @ 04:33pm     Reply  
  • Verne
    so you can't say "duty-free" either? just saying.
    Jan 04 2012 @ 02:07pm     Reply  
  • Verne
    so you can't say "duty-free" either? just saying.
    Jan 04 2012 @ 02:07pm     Reply  
  • democrazy
    haha typos andami. what the hell are those 'nn' sh*t about?!
    Dec 20 2011 @ 11:42pm     Reply  
  • democrazy
    since or main man isn't here yet, eekstra ako..di ako sing galing nya, parang dumi lang ako sa sapatos nya pero nangigigil na kasi ako e!!!

    hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.

    babae pino-portray si mother nature diba (mother nga e, duh me)..siguro we had scorned her too much. well, the illegal loggers scorned her and pushed her too much, she cried so hard and resulted to the tragedy at CDO/ILIGAN.. it resulted in a watery grave. sana lang namatay lahat ng illegal loggers dun sa trahedya..kaya lang andami nadamay.

    andamidamidaming issue na pumapalibot sa trahedyang to. illegal logging, yung pagiging flood prone nung lugar, lack of foresight sa mga opisyal, yung statement ni PNOY, party ni kris..party.ni.kris.

    unahin natin ang pinakamahalaga, party ni kris. where she stated "Ngayon, 'yun namang party ay matagal nang naka-schedule 'yon. Siyempre, may mga masasamang nangyayari at may malungkot but then, life should go on. Hindi naman pwedeng huminto na lang ang buhay at magmukmok na lang tayo."

    WTF?! Okay, given na scheduled yon, pero dapat pa bang sabihin to? Na para bang mas mahalaga ang party kesa sa nangyari? Kung nasa party fine. Malay ba niya na ganito kagrabe diba? Pero yung gumawa pa ng tangang statement..sus. height of insensitive-ness (if there is such a word).

    Yung excerpt ng statement ni PNOY where he said "Nakita naman po ninyo ang ayos ng Cagayan River, at saka itong Isla de Oro, talagang haharangin niya ang ilog. Dahil alam natin ang topograpiya, natukoy na rin ang mga lugar kung saan magiging mabilis ang ragasa ng tubig. Bakit po may nakatira pa rin sa mga pook na ito? Alam naman pong bubuhaghag ang lupa sa gilid ng mga bundok kung tatanggalin ang mga punong-kahoy; bakit po hinayaan pa ring putulin ang mga ito upang masaka ang lupa? Bakit po may mga ulat ng mga trosong tinatangay ng ilog mula Lanao patungong Iligan? Bakit po ba may nagpipilit pa ring gumawa ng mali?"

    REALLY PNOY? Tama naman ang sinabi nya. Ang mali lang yung pagkakataon. In tragedies as horrific as this one, victims do not need criticisms. Kung ako nandoon baka binato ko ng putik yan. As if ginusto nilang mamatayan ng magulang, anak, asawa, kapatid, kaibigan, kaaway, kapitbahay...

    hay. end.
    Dec 20 2011 @ 11:41pm     Reply  
  • genuine
    My sentiments exactly. Mr lourd, a new article is way overdue, man
    Nov 24 2011 @ 02:05pm     Reply  
  • nabuburyong
    Lourd, nalimutan mo na ba na may blog ka?
    Nov 14 2011 @ 04:16pm     Reply  
  • bawowong
    i want more of you lourd. bitin yong weather spot mo sa tv5.rnito namang blog mo not regular????rni want more, more, more......
    Nov 12 2011 @ 01:14pm     Reply  
  • @ripvanwinkle

    ***THIS COMMENT HAS BEEN DELETED DUE TO VIOLATION OF SPOT.ph's TERMS & CONDITIONS.***

    Nov 11 2011 @ 04:17pm     Reply  
  • heffalump
    Lourd de Veyra: Ang Lord ng anti-hipster movement.
    Nov 02 2011 @ 04:11pm     Reply  
  • ladybug
    39" - 27" - 38" --- Let's make Love Lourd.
    Nov 02 2011 @ 11:58am     Reply  
  • prinsesang fiona
    hahaha....rnrndaming nilabag na rules ng kapatid ko ah
    Nov 01 2011 @ 05:23pm     Reply  
  • genuine
    Nag-postgrad ata yan sa State U, if i'm not mistaken..
    Oct 23 2011 @ 03:21pm     Reply  
  • genwayn
    Naga aral ba sa Peyups si Lourd? alam ko sa UST lang...
    Oct 23 2011 @ 03:06pm     Reply  
  • sharpcomments
    @LDV - nakuha ko din yung tatlo sa mga libro mo. medyo mahirap na palang hanapin. medyo dumugo lang ilong ko dun sa isectissimo...
    Oct 23 2011 @ 02:25pm     Reply  
  • tsarot!
    @ripvanwinklernrnLmao calm your butt down, dude. It's just an article. Steady mo lang diet mo, don't be such a bully! Go watch The Notebook and buy some Fro-Yo while you're at it to calm your tittayz, I think you need it.
    Oct 22 2011 @ 09:18pm     Reply  
  • genuine
    You know you've arrived when you have such polarizing effect on those who read your stuff. i like De Veyra because he voices it out for me, all my frustrations. And if he's a bum, he's a cool bum because of his UST/UP background. Not a skid row bum like myself.
    Oct 22 2011 @ 02:23pm     Reply  
  • headlesshoreseman
    @ripvanwinkle,rnrnHe ain't NO DUMBASS dude, YOU ARE! He is the voice of the New generation that's documenting the zeitgeist, so that people like you can understand what's going on on this Backwater outpost in the Pacific!
    Oct 22 2011 @ 01:20pm     Reply  
  • democrazy
    ....@ripvanwinklernrnsabi mo "What kind of changes has he made to the political landscape of his country?"rnrnsagot ko: siguro none YET..rnrnask these people who commented here, what are their ages?karamihan siguro kabataan. rnrnang mga tinatalakay ni lourd de veyra ay di lang mga ganitong tema kungdi karamihan ay isyung POLITIKAL (mapapanuod sa WOTL).rnrnano ang punto ko?dahil kay lourd, ang mga kabataang DOTA lang ang alam noon ay nabubuksan ang isip, napapalawig ang imahinasyon at pang-unawa.rnrnngayon, kung ang mga kabataan ay bukas ang isip sa isyung pangkasalukuyan, sa tingin mo ba mabubulag pa sila ng mga tulad mong magaling na kritisismo sa isang tao BASE LAMANG sa IISANG artikulo?rnrnhindi ko pinagtatanggol si lourd, di naman nya ko kilala e. pinagtatanggol ko ang sarili ko.kasi kung sinasabi mong dumbass sya, e parang dinamay mo na rin ako kasi idolo ko siya.rnrnsa susunod, manuod ka ng WOTL, lahat ng isyung nauso ay tinalakay nya..dumbass.
    Oct 22 2011 @ 11:49am     Reply  
  • ynursing?
    @ripvanwinklernu googled lourd?! lol.. and wow.. boy you've got some issues! haha..
    Oct 19 2011 @ 02:47pm     Reply  
  • @ripvanwinkle
    here's my middle finger suck it...you probably got affected on what's written....you can suck on my kielbasa sausage....
    Oct 17 2011 @ 10:03pm     Reply  
  • @the person below me
    you're an f-in fag dumbass
    Oct 17 2011 @ 10:01pm     Reply  
  • ripvanwinkle
    A real man wouldn't create such a petty little list. This dudes wikipedia says he's a political activist? What REAL and respected political activist do you know would create such a douchey list. What kind of changes has he made to the political landscape of his country?This dude is just another phony rocker hipster "steady pare tsong" bum that criticizes and criticizes without really doing anything about it and without realizing: YOU'RE PART OF THE SYSTEM TOO DUMBASS
    Oct 17 2011 @ 07:39pm     Reply  
  • lanyard
    like ng image ni prof, hehehehe! napaka organic.. :-)
    Oct 17 2011 @ 01:15pm     Reply  
  • all the small things will learntofly
    boss lourd and ramon b.( representyo!)kahit 'di mag click ang karera sa t.v(pero click)may trabajo pa rin kayo.'di halatang prof..mukhang tambay..much repect..maiba tayo ang dami palang sablay na po1 et. al.,'buti na lng nanjan ang t3.minsan gusto kung itimbre ung tirador ng pato d2 sa amin.e wanted pa yata.kaya dapat tutukan at i bidyobandido ng ma sapul sa bitag....tatlong arw na masaya..isang taon na lumuluha..talo pa ang isang linggong pag ibig.
    Oct 14 2011 @ 04:19pm     Reply  
  • arroyo kurakot family
    PERSONAL TRAINER FTW! hahaha ang tunay na lalaki walang abs!
    Oct 14 2011 @ 08:57am     Reply  
  • smackmybitchup
    light reading lang nga... pero amusing nonetheless... sarcasm nga eh.. rnrndaming angal mga ibang tao. why don't you guys buy yourselves some humor at the neighborhood sari-sari store. it shouldn't cost much. parang utot langrnrn
    Oct 14 2011 @ 05:40am     Reply  
  • vanessa
    Yuck, fro-yo and milk tea! Ang mahal pero nakakadiri lasa!!!rnNatawa talaga ako sa The Notebook. Bwiset na pelikula yun
    Oct 10 2011 @ 09:33pm     Reply  
  • dadaboo
    sinusundan ko blog mo pre. but this one is a disappointment. kulang yata sa toma or kape. you can do better than this.
    Oct 07 2011 @ 01:09pm     Reply  
  • kid clean
    Lourd, pakasal na tayo!!!
    Oct 07 2011 @ 10:17am     Reply  
  • threadstone
    Lourd, you should content yourself with giving news on crime...with your face covered.
    Oct 06 2011 @ 08:05am     Reply  
  • arn-arn
    bukod sa marley and me, hachiko pa, lourd. napanood 'to ni dad sa bus, pati daw yung katabi nyang mama napaiyak.
    Oct 05 2011 @ 10:29am     Reply  
  • bloodyfalcon
    galing talaga ni sir lourd idol
    Oct 04 2011 @ 06:34pm     Reply  
  • psyote
    dumadami trolls tuwing si lourd nagpopost ah haha mga pikon. ang iba pang manly usage ng salitang organic ay nung gamitin ng demilich yun sa album nilang nespithe pati yung kanta ni joey ayala. Organic ang pag-ibig ko sa 'yo.:)
    Oct 04 2011 @ 12:05pm     Reply  
  • kidlat
    Mr. de Veyra,rn i noticed that you are a big lover of dogs..just a suggestion, try watching The Cave of the Yellow Dog..its far better than Marley and Me..
    Oct 04 2011 @ 11:58am     Reply  
  • jedo
    kitang kita na dami talagang sarado na pinoy dito...opinyon yan ano ba kayo...di naman sinabi ni Lourd na sundan niyo siya e...zzzz...MAGING BUKAS!
    Oct 03 2011 @ 08:11pm     Reply  
  • wendel_14
    Workout tayo pare - aword with many definitions.rn ex- pangpalaki ng musclern - having a six packsrn - attractive for both genders specially for gays mas malaki ang katawan palo.rn - in short to make your d*ck smallerrn
    Oct 03 2011 @ 06:09pm     Reply  
  • santiago vargas
    Lourd, Go home and plant kamote!
    Oct 03 2011 @ 10:59am     Reply  
  • kupal kid
    Ang aangal naman ninyo! sige nga, kayo magsulat! teka i-ha hire ba kayo ng Spot?
    Oct 03 2011 @ 12:17am     Reply  
  • maiingaynakupal

    Tang-b#!*& mga to nagbabasa na lang... P-*&^%$-!@# naman!

    Oct 02 2011 @ 11:47pm     Reply  
  • epoy
    sir. i know a lot of people who could do articles of this caliber. rnrnthey're not even palanca awardees. :/rnrnyou could do much better sir and half of the world knows how great a writer you are.rnrnhuwag mo naman kami tipirin. :(
    Oct 02 2011 @ 09:23pm     Reply  
  • cleanfinger
    Notebook sucks! Netbook, Tablet PC and Ipad are better. :D
    Oct 01 2011 @ 03:47pm     Reply  
  • cleanfinger
    na-bully ka rin ba noong bata ka pa, Lourd?
    Oct 01 2011 @ 03:45pm     Reply  
  • ulando
    i never knew about these terms before, pero ngayon uumpisahan ko na sabihin at banggitin, kahit saan at kahit ano'ng pagtitipon/pagkakataon para lamang makapang-inis...hehehe
    Sep 30 2011 @ 10:19am     Reply  
  • sabayton
    masydong madami yatang ginagawa si Lourd kaya pilit ito,.. o wasak lang?
    Sep 30 2011 @ 07:53am     Reply  
  • flat irony lourd de pera
    Mag TV5 ka nlang at sambahen si Willy Revilame
    Sep 30 2011 @ 12:23am     Reply  
  • mommy dionisia
    ets buring!
    Sep 29 2011 @ 11:26pm     Reply  
  • shaun
    Hi Lourd, rnrnmedyo pilit ngayon yun blog mo. inaabangan ko pa naman yun mga next mong blog. dami naman pwedeng issue. well more power Lourd
    Sep 29 2011 @ 06:21pm     Reply  
  • bentong
    tulad nang dati. galit na galit sa article, balik naman ng balik para magkomento. laki ng tulong na ginagawa nyo sa may akda sa pgbibigay ng hits. antatapang pa puro lang naman alyas. hehehehe!
    Sep 29 2011 @ 04:10pm     Reply  
  • ang oa niyo
    WOW just cause nagtatrabahao yung tao sa tv 5 sell out na? what narrow-minded idiots you all are.
    Sep 29 2011 @ 01:06pm     Reply  
  • ben boga
    hulaan nyo na lang sa mga comments kung asan ang comment ni Lourd. please say hi to shaun yao na lang for me!
    Sep 29 2011 @ 11:56am     Reply  
  • bloggero
    maybe he has a lot of work right now kaya wala nang time mag isip ng mapamukaw diwang blog dito pero i believe, that if you really know him, we know that there still a lot of thing about him that we can appreciate. not just this one piece of a blog.
    Sep 29 2011 @ 11:33am     Reply  
  • warlow
    Ang tunay na lalake ay HINDI nanonood GLEE, JUICY & weather report na si Lourd ang bida.. LOL
    Sep 29 2011 @ 11:18am     Reply  
  • warlow
    Ang tunay na lalake nanonood GLEE, JUICY & weather report na si Lourd ang bida.. LOL
    Sep 29 2011 @ 11:16am     Reply  
  • viktor muerte
    I disagree with the word "organic". What if you're talking about weed?
    Sep 29 2011 @ 11:02am     Reply  
  • excuse me
    stop using words irony and satire. you are wearing them off. firstly, irony when the actual meaning is the complete opposite from the literal meaning. incongruity. you are subscribing to the alanis morrissette kind of irony. lourd's piece is not ironic. it is not even satirical. a critical element in satire is comedy, which this one is sorely lacking
    Sep 29 2011 @ 09:59am     Reply  
  • where's irony?
    first, i am a lord fan too but this article is lacking the humor that is "tatak Lourd". the first list was hilarious and this one pales in comparison.rnrnsecond, i don't see irony in this article. rnrnthird, i'm not hating, just voicing my thought.
    Sep 29 2011 @ 08:56am     Reply  
  • dan
    Satire, Irony, and "You don't get it" are often used as excuses for a lazy, corny, and obviously, pang-bili ng bigas article such as this.rnrnI still say, what a waste of space.rnrnNo one forces us to read his article, that is true. But what a dumb argument. It is like saying, he can sell rotten meat or pornography just because we may or may not buy it.rnrn
    Sep 29 2011 @ 07:24am     Reply  
  • joskoday
    Hello dimwits, it's called irony, not meant to be taken literally.
    Sep 29 2011 @ 06:29am     Reply  
  • fugly
    tumayo ang tyunay lalaki dito! ahahha SPOT website is freaking gay,this is a gay site so do yourself a lil favor Lourd :(
    Sep 29 2011 @ 06:20am     Reply  
  • to haters
    why do you bother and waste your time dissing the article, saying that it shouldn't be published or its a waste of space or Lourd is a boring writer, etc?rnrnno one forced you to READ his article dba? if he's a no-substance writer, why are you still here reading and commenting? rnrnkayo ata ang mahina ang utak, simpleng logic lang na "'wag magbasa kung ayaw niyo sa kanya" di pa magawa tapos magrereklamo pa. LABO nyo...
    Sep 29 2011 @ 05:19am     Reply  
  • irony
    spot commenters,rnrnsee my name? it says Irony. did you see me in the article? no? you probably did not "get" me either.rnrnsincerely,rnIrony
    Sep 29 2011 @ 05:01am     Reply  
  • milk tea
    I'm a Lourd fan even if he has already sold out (magpapakasal ka na ba? Ok lang, tanggap ko ang career move mo), but this article seems written only for the sake of updating this "blog" which is actually a column because I couldn't imagine Lourd being a "blogger." He's still my favorite writer, even he a morning show, a cooking segment IN a cooking show, and has been delivering weather news for crying out loud. But Lourd---and Myrza!---we know you can write better stuff than this. Masyadong pilit ang part 2 na ito. =(
    Sep 29 2011 @ 02:41am     Reply  
  • batoush
    is organic pronounced "orgaynic?", the only reason personal trainer is here is because he is a hunk and an eyecandy. how about 'low hanging pants" kita na ang guhit ng pwets, or "low hanging balls". mayroong 'free' pagkatapos ng happy ending?. how about greek yogurt, mas lalaki ang dating di ba? notebook? marley and me? bakit di na lang mga films ni lex bonife? or zombadings. if this blog is dominated by badings, magduda ka sa sarili mo.rnang galing mo talaga lour!
    Sep 29 2011 @ 02:30am     Reply  
  • bianca golden
    i agree with bullying pero with others, not really. Oh Lord, my Lourd, do articles about the status quo nalang. Baka next time malaman ko, sinasamba mo na si Lady Gaga kasi you expose yourself with too much pinoy pop culture.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 09:23pm     Reply  
  • romy
    agree 100% on the "Bully" part
    Sep 28 2011 @ 08:48pm     Reply  
  • hazel
    Nice one Lourd, especially about the bullies. Such crappy victim mentality. Kids nowadays are growing up to be sissies! Killing themselves and whining non-stop just because of some mild bullying. I and many other people my age were also bullied as kids, but we kept a stiff upper lip and dealt with it. It builds character.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 07:47pm     Reply  
  • dan
    Awww. What a Dad!rnrnTrying to be hip in front of his son's female friends with the intention of surprising them in a "panty-dropping surprise".rnrnSo glad you are not my father. =)
    Sep 28 2011 @ 07:33pm     Reply  
  • the watcher
    @ danrnrnIt's like " panty dropping surprise ", you know what I mean.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 07:27pm     Reply  
  • dan
    @watcher.rnrnWhat a pathetic and sad life it must be when parents had to rely on the aneurysm-inducing articles of the very shallow lourd in order "to close the communication gap between the parents and their children". And at dinner table at that.rnrnAnd I also don't see the connection how this article will help anyone not to appear "tanga" when "invited in a five star restaurant". Unless of course, Fro-yo and milk teas are now served in five star restaurants. Lol.rnrnBetter find out in what way your kids are "surprised" to find that you know so much about pop culture.. There are levels of surprises (ranging from pleasant to total aghast). rnrnDon't try too hard Papi to be in. It is a total turn off for us kids.rnrnJust saying. Peace. rnrnrnrn
    Sep 28 2011 @ 07:10pm     Reply  
  • the watcher
    Why not Lourd de Veyra ? Every thing you mentioned are pop culture and whether you like it or not we have to know it. It is important to know all these para kung maimbita ka sa isang 5 star restaurant hindi ka nakatanga sa pinaguusapan ng mga kaharap mo at sa mga menu ng restaurant.rnrnWhen my son introduced his girlfriend to us in a dinner at a pizza house, these subjects including pop music, pop stars, fashion, schools all came up during the dinner table conversation. I think this is the best way parents can close the communication gap with our young people if you show them that you know what's going on in this day and age. My kids and their friends were so surprised to hear how much I know about pop culture.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 06:52pm     Reply  
  • rehab rivera
    imbeciles and nincompoops. mga tanga!
    Sep 28 2011 @ 06:39pm     Reply  
  • marlage
    sus, cathartic sa yo Marley and Me? Lourd, where have you gone? wala ka na pre. and the sad thing is, we are adding more attention to your weak blog post by commenting on it. but you should know lourd: you're getting drab.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 06:33pm     Reply  
  • carla mendoza
    Bigoted, again. But what can I say, Lourd is Lourd.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 06:26pm     Reply  
  • kk
    rnthis is cute lourd, but i hope you'd write about more serious stuff. rnrn
    Sep 28 2011 @ 06:24pm     Reply  
  • lalaland
    @jasonrnrnOuch! Bading pala ako... You're pathetic. Ano ka 12?rnBTW, premium beer? WEHH! ASTEEG MO TOLLLLLL.rnAng tunay na lalaki, hindi nagpopost sa Spot.ph comments. Yun na, period at walang comatose.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 04:49pm     Reply  
  • jason
    nakalimutan sa list na ito ang "sanmig Light"rnrnpag beer, kung hindi "pale", "premium " dapat ang iniinom ng tunay na lalake... Pale pag walang pera, Premium pag sagot ni boss bwahaha
    Sep 28 2011 @ 04:42pm     Reply  
  • jason
    @lalaland: hahahahaha... bading....
    Sep 28 2011 @ 04:38pm     Reply  
  • lalaland
    @jasonrnrnYeah, pare dude, you're so manly for frequenting a website that features restaurants, shopping, parties, and tweets from celebrities. You're so manly dude!rnrnAno? Basket later?
    Sep 28 2011 @ 04:28pm     Reply  
  • lalaland
    @skyflakesrnrn"Sep 28, 2011 - 1:59pmrn@jasonrn...ganyan talaga, Bading dominated ang spot"rnrnSABBEEHHHH? Girls, tama na deny.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 04:25pm     Reply  
  • jason
    di ko ma gets bakit daming bading na nagbabasa nito... pang tunay na lalake nga ito... hahaha
    Sep 28 2011 @ 04:22pm     Reply  
  • dan2
    A jerk, no matter how cool he wants to appear, is still a jerk.rnrnJust like this article. The things one must do to earn a living.rnrnQuestion : What is the difference between a lourd and a mudfish?rnrnAnswer: One is a low-living, scum-eating, bottom-dwelling creature. rnrnThe other one is a fish.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 04:16pm     Reply  
  • cool jerk
    Props to you Lourd! you have captured again a piece of the zeitgeist....
    Sep 28 2011 @ 04:07pm     Reply  
  • santiago vargas
    Nung una bilib ako dito sa umal na ito kase nga Radio Active banda banda, poetry etc...nung tumagal na parang nahahalata ko na shobis din pala ang sugalpot na ito.Yellow-Media infected din pala ang bugok na utak ng kagid na Lourd na ito, maka Tita Cory din pala. "It killed me. Now he's out in Hollywood, D.B., being a prostitute." Ika nga ni J. D. Salinger sa kanyang sikat na sinulat na aklat. Prostitute ka na rin Lourd, akala ko Rocker ka, original, genuine, totoong makata, eh corrupted ka din pala ng mga Aquino at ng mga palabas at propaganda nila. Pero nauunawaan kita diyan kase baka kailangan mo ng pambili ng extra rice kaya mo binibenta ang iyong dangal at hayaan nang lupigan ng bulok na sistema ng nauuso sa kasalukuyang henerasyon. Hayaan mo Lourd balag araw artista ka na rin, kahalubilo ka na rin nila Boy Abunda at ng ating PAMBANSANG P&KP&K na si Kris Aquino. baka magkaroon ka na rin ng sariling teleserye at balang araw pwede ka nang tumakbo para sa senado. Pagpalain ka sana ni Bathala, naway ituwid ang iyong pag-iisip at magising na mula sa iyong mapapait na bangungot na dala ng iyong mga pangarap na maabot ng suntok ang buwan. Huwag ka lang palagi uupo sa mainit na simento sa bangketa na walang salwal, payong may pakialam lang po.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 03:58pm     Reply  
  • santiago vargas
    Nung una bilib ako dito sa umal na ito kase nga Radio Active banda banda, poetry etc...nung tumagal na parang nahahalata ko na shobis din pala ang sugalpot na ito.Yellow-Media infected din pala ang bugok na utak ng kagid na Lourd na ito, maka Tita Cory din pala. "It killed me. Now he's out in Hollywood, D.B., being a prostitute." Ika nga ni J. D. Salinger sa kanyang sikat na sinulat na aklat. Prostitute ka na rin Lourd, akala ko Rocker ka, original, genuine, totoong makata, eh corrupted ka din pala ng mga Aquino at ng mga palabas at propaganda nila. Pero nauunawaan kita diyan kase baka kailangan mo ng pambili ng extra rice kaya mo binibenta ang iyong dangal at hayaan nang lupigan ng bulok na sistema ng nauuso sa kasalukuyang henerasyon. Hayaan mo Lourd balag araw artista ka na rin, kahalubilo ka na rin nila Boy Abunda at ng ating PAMBANSANG POKPOK na si Kris Aquino. baka magkaroon ka na rin ng sariling teleserye at balang araw pwede ka nang tumakbo para sa senado. Pagpalain ka sana ni Bathala, naway ituwid ang iyong pag-iisip at magising na mula sa iyong mapapait na bangungot na dala ng iyong mga pangarap na maabot ng suntok ang buwan. Huwag ka lang palagi uupo sa mainit na simento sa bangketa na walang salwal, payong may pakialam lang po.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 03:57pm     Reply  
  • bianca golden
    Lourd, please paraphrase your title to "Words and Phrases a real man; who wants to stay *gly and unhealthy all his life and hates homosexual but might be one, must never use." I think it's more appropriate.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 03:39pm     Reply  
  • the person below me is...
    lourd himself, pretending to be a commenter.rnrnLol.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 03:25pm     Reply  
  • tim
    Ignorant people! You don't get Lourd at all. Just don't read it ifyou don't understand.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 03:23pm     Reply  
  • dan
    Another collection of words and phrases by lourd that real men should never read. Lol.rnrnWhat a waste of space.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 03:09pm     Reply  
  • gi_me_ah
    nonsense topic/article
    Sep 28 2011 @ 02:58pm     Reply  
  • myk
    for lourd to know what men shouldnt say he must be gay.....lol puro negativity st*p*d article! spot pls give us some nice article.....
    Sep 28 2011 @ 02:42pm     Reply  
  • onlya
    so much about machismo in this society.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 02:09pm     Reply  
  • skyflakes
    @jasonrn...ganyan talaga, Bading dominated ang spot
    Sep 28 2011 @ 01:59pm     Reply  
  • jason
    panay bading ata yung nag comment... di na gets
    Sep 28 2011 @ 01:54pm     Reply  
  • superboink
    sexist.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 01:35pm     Reply  
  • dudeinterupted
    L A M E ---->follow me on twitter and see what youre missing ;) XOXO
    Sep 28 2011 @ 01:07pm     Reply  
  • lourd de pera
    laos ka na lourd bumalik ka na lang sa pagtuturo
    Sep 28 2011 @ 01:01pm     Reply  
  • what's missing?
    Walang anghang...
    Sep 28 2011 @ 12:24pm     Reply  
  • lalaland
    Boring.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 12:11pm     Reply  
  • hmm.. maybe lourd doesn't have a lot of time to write
    hmm...
    Sep 28 2011 @ 11:48am     Reply  
  • ben boga
    weak ngayon ah.
    Sep 28 2011 @ 11:36am     Reply  
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