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Tweets of the Week: Tim Yap, Katy Perry + more

Published: Nov 18, 2009 - 11:00am

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Tim Yap

Mo Twister, DJ: i picked the underwear out of my butt when i woke up this morning. then sniffed my hand. twice. i did the double sniff. sweet.
- i remember when lolit solis said, 'manny, ang yaman yaman mo na, di ka na mukhang snatcher.' hahaha crazy lolit.

Sarah Meier-Albano, VJ and model: [Am I the only one 'Moleskin' sounds foul to?]
Pia Magalona, celebrity mom: @smeieralbano Maybe bec u associate Moleskin w foreskin bwehehe :)
Sarah Meier-Albano: @piamagalona *gasps* *feigns shock* *winks*

Quark Henares, director: youtube comment on our video: 'that must be dr. vicki belo's son..is he gay?' so what is it guys?!th waving arms or th mad bboy dance moves?

Tim Yap, businessman and partyphile: Ralph and Vi both have left Lakas for LP, now both on Noynoy and Mar's side. Noy-Mar has the 4 Aces: Kris-Korina-Sharon-Vilma. Is this it?

Gabe Mercado, comedian: Making up politically incorrect jokes about the Comelec. Which I can't post. Haha.

Drew Arellano, actor: Sayang lang talga that GIBO is running under the admin.

Paolo Coelho, best-selling author: To all Filipinos here, congratulations for Pacquiao (BTW I already have my tkts for Klitschko vs Johnson on Dec 11)

Julius Babao, broadcaster: It takes strength of character and solid moral ground to avoid falling in2 temptation, lalo na if ur Manny na billionaire na at sikat pa!

Lady Gaga, singer: Seems as though my twitter was hacked yesterday. I could be angry, except I secretly love how psychotically smart my fans are.

Katy Perry, singer: I have Manila all over my face. Yum.
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Dear driver, u think u just got away with a silent vomitous FART in the car BUT unbenounced to u I just put u on blast on my twitter. Booya.
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http://twitpic.com/pm05d - my butt is getting big just looking at it.


Artwork by Warren Espejo.

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  • hoyhoy Nov 19 2009 @ 08:31pm Report Abuse
    comments here so far comes from 7 different names but i think there are actually only 2 or 3 people. lol
  • van eos Nov 19 2009 @ 06:02pm Report Abuse
    Tim Yap's costume reminds me of Lady Gaga's dress(?) with Kermit Frog all over.
  • gray Nov 19 2009 @ 03:49pm Report Abuse
    It's not looks, dear.
  • peaceonearth Nov 19 2009 @ 12:05pm Report Abuse
    So much hate going on. Do these haters look any better than the ones they hate?
  • gecko Nov 19 2009 @ 11:48am Report Abuse
    @igeramos

    No, the barbies were not attached using Photoshop. They were part of his costume--it was not an outfit/work of fashion, but a costume--when he attended a Barbie-themed party some time ago.

    I still hate Tim Yap.

    He buckles his lines while hosting events, spews nonsense because he just strings the PR he reads, asks nonsensical questions, and his fashion sense will never ever match Tessa's. Male version of Tessa? I think not.
  • igeramos Nov 19 2009 @ 12:26am Report Abuse
    Can't help looking at Tim Yap's turquoise bow tie. He looks like a Ma Mon Luk waiter than Tony Leung in Wong Kar Wai's "In the Mood for Love." But I must say, most Ma Mon Luk waiters in Quiapo looks like Tony Leung on speed. But don't tell them that, they might spit on your Mami and put cat meat on your siopao. I think those barbie tweeties on his (Armani?) suit were digitally pasted.

    Does this message contain advertising or constitute malicious comment?

    Also I can't help looking at Gary V and son's ad beside Tim Yap's image. It's unfortunate he didn't get his Dad's great looks. He looks like his mom and his uncles. How sad. His dad may be 47 years-old but he dances (and sings) better. Media is a cruel industry. Very cruel.

    Katy Perry's Manila gig ended in a whimper. Not everyone knows Katy Perry, it was like Michael Bubblé's first Manila visit. Uneventful.
  • theWalruz Nov 18 2009 @ 04:23pm Report Abuse
    does attaching barbie dolls on your suit makes you a genius or a moron?
  • special Nov 18 2009 @ 03:18pm Report Abuse
    @gecko

    Why oh why? With that semi-restrained more-of-a-grin smile of his and his eye-catching fashion sense? It takes sheer genius to think of attaching barbie dolls to your suit no?
  • gecko Nov 18 2009 @ 11:53am Report Abuse
    I hate Tim Yap.
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