6. SLOVAKIAN AIRPORT AUTHORITIES TEST SECURITY MEASURES BY PLANTING EXPLOSIVES IN IRISH PASSENGER'S BACKPACK. This is not news to us. Philippine authorities play dirty tricks on us citizens all the time.
7. LOCAL AUTHORITIES MISTAKE OFW JAYSON AGUILAR FOR FUGITIVE JASON IVLER, HAVE HIM DEPORTED FROM QATAR. See what I mean?
8. MARIAH CAREY DELIVERS BIZARRE ACCEPTANCE SPEECH FOR BREAKTHROUGH PERFORMANCE AT PALM SPRINGS FILM FESTIVAL. Although people who have been monitoring Mimi's fashion choices say this has been coming for a long time.
9. TYRA BANKS PULLS PLUG ON HER TALK SHOW. Finally. Something good comes out of Tyra's obsessive imitation of Oprah.
10. WORLD'S TALLEST BUILDING BURJ KHALIFA INAUGURATED IN DUBAI. If this race for tallest building is really just a big phallic competition, that is one needle-like, painful-looking penis.
Artwork by Warren Espejo (main gallery image), photographs by Noel Orsal of PEP.ph.



