Carnivorous temptation. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We get it. Red meat is bad–but why does it have to taste so damn good? If you can't eat it, just look at it while you wait until you can taste it again.
9. Red meat. Your oral fixation for bloody red meat–and its mind-blowing variants such as bacon, ham, salami, corned beef, chorizo, and others–may make you an easy target for evil spirits. All they'd have to do is dangle a strip of bacon in front of you and you'd probably offer your soul in exchange. To strengthen your resolve to resist temptation, ditch the meaty delights.
Smoky miracle. Back in the 1950s, crazy cigarette ads implied that smoking was healthy. Smokers were spoiled rotten back then. Relive those days by watching this old ad over and over again.
10. Smoking. The only time smoking was welcomed in the Biblical era was when God took the form of a Burning Bush. That's why smokers are considered the most sinful lot–way ahead of corrupt politicians who kill 57 people in one go and commission a backhoe to dig up a mass grave for them. You have a lot of praying to do. It's best for you to give up the nicotine before you give up the ghost.
Note: Please don't take this list seriously. It has not yet been certified by the Vatican. Obviously, it never will be.
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Artwork by Warren Espejo.
