1. MAKATI CITY REP. TEODORO "TEDDY BOY" LOCSIN, CHAIRMAN OF THE COMMITTEE ON ELECTORAL REFORMS AND SUFFRAGE, STICKS IT GOOD TO SMARTMATIC-TIM, THE ENTITY BEHIND THE GLITCH-RIDDEN PCOS MACHINES. Locsin needs to attend anger management classes, while the "SOBs" (Locsin's words) from Smartmatic-TIM need a place to hide.
2. MANNY PACQUIAO VISITS NOYNOY AQUINO. Pambansang Kamao to Pambansang... What's the name of that fruit again?
3. PRESIDENT GLORIA MACAPAGAL-ARROYO'S PARTYMATES WANT HER TO BE SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE. For the love of God, give us all a break!!!
4. PCOS TECHNICIANS COMPLAIN ABOUT DELAYED SALARY. Life imitates machine.
5. LOCAL THUGS GIVE UP FIGHTING AND TURN TO "GANGSTA RAP." Because it's way better than world peace.














Ever wonder how Teddy Boy Locsin writes? http://tinesabillo.wordpress.com/2010/05/25/teddylocsin/