7. Senator Manny Villar for President in the 2010 polls
The product: It's a politician who's aiming for the highest seat in the land.
The schtick: Pacquaio appears with Willie Revillame and Dolphy to endorse the senator.
The quirks: The lighting is superb and Pacquiao looks almost angelic while he delivers the passive-aggressive spiel that's meant to hurt Villar's opponent.
The verdict: Well, the candidate almost won. That's gotta count for something.