10. Sweep the room for a small red light. 9. While you're at it, check for any teddy bears lying around. Teddy bears = Nannycams. (If you're in the guy's room and there's a teddy bear, you might have other things to worry about aside from getting caught on camera while doing the deed.) 8. Wear clothes. Or at least a robe. 7. Wear sunglasses. Hey, it might keep you from getting recognized if a video gets leaked, right? 6. Grow your hair long enough so that it can hang over your face. 5. Insist on only doing it in a four-poster bed with curtains. 4. Insist on only doing it under the blanket. 3. Have him or her sign a pre-coital confidentiality agreement. (If a video gets leaked, at least you'll become a millionaire.) 2. Confiscate his mobile phone and any other gadgets he might have on his person. 1. Turn off the lights! Got any more?