10. Sweep the room for a small red light.
9. While you're at it, check for any teddy bears lying around. Teddy bears = Nannycams. (If you're in the guy's room and there's a teddy bear, you might have other things to worry about aside from getting caught on camera while doing the deed.)
8. Wear clothes. Or at least a robe.
7. Wear sunglasses. Hey, it might keep you from getting recognized if a video gets leaked, right?
6. Grow your hair long enough so that it can hang over your face.
5. Insist on only doing it in a four-poster bed with curtains.
4. Insist on only doing it under the blanket.
3. Have him or her sign a pre-coital confidentiality agreement. (If a video gets leaked, at least you'll become a millionaire.)
2. Confiscate his mobile phone and any other gadgets he might have on his person.
1. Turn off the lights!
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10 Tips to Avoid Getting Caught in Your Own Sex Video Scandal
10. Sweep the room for a small red light.
9. While you're at it, check for any teddy bears lying around. Teddy bears = Nannycams. (If you're in the guy's room and there's a teddy bear, you might have other things to worry about aside from getting caught on camera while doing the deed.)
8. Wear clothes. Or at least a robe.
7. Wear sunglasses. Hey, it might keep you from getting recognized if a video gets leaked, right?
6. Grow your hair long enough so that it can hang over your face.
5. Insist on only doing it in a four-poster bed with curtains.
4. Insist on only doing it under the blanket.
3. Have him or her sign a pre-coital confidentiality agreement. (If a video gets leaked, at least you'll become a millionaire.)
2. Confiscate his mobile phone and any other gadgets he might have on his person.
1. Turn off the lights!
Got any more?
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topazbeauty May 25 2009 @ 11:08pm Report AbuseMahaba naman hair ni Katrina, ah. But she swept it off her face. Sigh...
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choose the the right boyfriend, choose the right friends to hang out with :)
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Be suspicious of any open doors or cabinets! Insist on doing it in the bathroom where you can sweep the place for cameras more easily! Never let your partner out of your sight so he won't get a chance to put up a cam somewhere!
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