SPOT.ph blogger Lourd de Veyra drew equal parts glowing praise and violent disagreement when he compared Kris Aquino to a "car accident on SLEX–it's horrible but you can't look away." A Palanca awardee and Radioactive Sago Project's vocalist, he has published two books of poetry, Subterranean Thought Parade and Shadowboxing in Headphones. He also hosts the thought-provoking "Word of the Lourd," a segment on TV5's TEN: The Evening News.
SPOT.ph caught up with Lourd de Veyra for an exclusive interview about cockroaches, stalkers and alcoholics.
You have a lot of fans.
Ewan ko. 'Di ko naman sila nakikita. Wala namang fans ang Sago. Naalala ko mga nakukuha namin, mga nerdy little boys. Ayoko 'yun. Wala akong mapapala sa kanila. Chicks. Gusto ko chicks.
You were never stalked?
Alam ko magandang lalake ako pero… ang mga stino-stalk, mga Bamboo, Rico Blanco. Calling all stalkers. Basta mga chicks lang.
What would you say to Kris Aquino if you bumped into her one day?
How's the head, ate?
Given the chance to slap one of our politicians senseless, who would you whack?
Raul F*cking Gonzalez.
Did you really pee on Gloria Arroyo's image on a bas-relief in your TV segment, "Word of the Lourd"?
Hindi naman tumama sa mukha 'yun eh, sa ilalim lang.
Have you picked a presidential candidate?
My heart belongs to Jamby (Madrigal).
Even though she said all those things about Judy Ann Santos?
Hindi lang 'yun. May pinaiyak siyang military officer kung saan nakakulong 'yung Morong 43. Ayaw siyang papasukin. Sabi niya, "Sh*t ka, babae ka pa naman."
Would you write a column in Filipino?
Puwede, wala namang nag-o-offer eh. [Tungkol sa] lenggwahe at seryosong panitikan. 'Tsaka food.
What do you do when you get writer's block?
I think of the cheques that would be potentially lost forever.
Are you planning on releasing another book?
This year sana 'yung third collection of poetry 'tsaka maglalabas ako ng nobela. 'Yung nobela, last year pa dapat eh. Maarte lang ako, nag-revise ako. Hanggang ngayon, nag-re-revise pa rin. Maarte ako eh.
If you could have a conversation with any fictional character, who would it be and why?
Siguro si Gregor Samsa sa The Metamorphosis. It's not every day that you get to talk to a cockroach.
Do you think alcoholics make better writers?
No, hindi totoo 'yan. Kalokohan 'yan. Sobriety is king. Alak pa (raises a glass of red wine). Cheers to that.













