Azkals in the doghouse, Grace Lee’s goodbye to Good Times + more lowlights
Plus, Boy Pick-Up picks Miriam, Dr. Vicki Belo’s love life, and more crazy stories.
1. AFP AND PNP DISMISS DESTABLILIZATION RUMORS, DECLARE "MORALE IS HIGH" AND TROOPS ARE LOYAL TO P-NOY. Awwww, how sweet.
2. AFP CONFIRMS THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO WANT TO OUST P-NOY. Break out your Coup D’Etat Emergency Kit, folks!
3. ONE OF THE MEN WHO ROBBED AND KILLED A UP LOS BAÑOS STUDENT SAYS HE REGRETS WHAT HE DID, EXPLAINS THEY JUST REALLY WANTED TO ROB THE STUDENT. Don’t you just love it when criminals say they’re sorry after they kill someone?
4. DRIVER AND CONDUCTOR NABBED AFTER ALLEGEDLY BEATING UP A "BATANG HAMOG" WHO REPORTEDLY STOLE THEIR EARNINGS; KID’S PARENTS CHARGE THEM WITH CHILD ABUSE. Best crime scheme ever: Get an underaged kid to steal things so you can cry "child abuse" when the kid gets caught. (Not that what the driver and conductor did was right.)
5. CARTIMAR RAIDED, SLAMMED FOR SALE OF EXOTIC PETS. Cartimar to exotic animals is like Quiapo to pirated DVDs.
6. AFTER BEING LINKED TO HER YOGA INSTRUCTOR ALJARREAU GALANG, DR. VICKI BELO IS NOW ALSO LINKED TO MODEL-ACTOR EDWARD MENDEZ. Does this mean all our matchmaking attempts were in vain?
7. ASIDE FROM ANGEL GUIRADO AND LEXTON MOY, CRISTY RAMOS SAYS THE ENTIRE PHILIPPINE AZKALS TEAM SHOULD BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR SEXUALLY HARASSING HER. Boys, this is one fix you can’t just smile through.
8. OGIE ALCASID REVEALS THE PRODUCERS OF BOY PICK-UP: THE MOVIE WANT SENATOR MIRIAM SANTIAGO IN THE FILM. This is one movie we’d gladly pay to see.
9. MANNY PACQUIAO DEALS WITH BIR WOES. Pacman vs. Taxman.
10. GRACE LEE RESIGNS FROM "GOOD TIMES" BUT STILL WORKS FOR 89.9 DWTM, SAYS SHE’S READY FOR "A NEW CHAPTER" IN HER LIFE. It’s statements like that which get you interviewed about your P-Noy connection.
Art by Warren Espejo, with screenshots from GMA News video clips and photos from PEP.ph (Guirado and Moy).