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Encyclopedia Dramatica, a well-known free-post website that satirizes common encyclopedia topics, pop culture trends, and current events, describes the Philippines as 'Pedo Heaven,' since it has become "a hotspot for gold diggers and pedophilia." The website makes light of the Philippines' history, language, religion, economy, and other aspects that are normally covered in Wikipedia. In history, for example, Lapu-Lapu and other original Filipino settlers were called "friendly ape species," which were so magnetized by the glamor of Magellan. It also downplayed the Bataan Death March as a simple 100-lap jog around the Bataan High School track. Other notable jabs at Filipinos include hobbies which were listed as "eating dogs, having sexual intercourse with dogs, acting like black people, working overseas, and having sex while playing DOTA–a multiplayer videogame that is usually played in internet shops." Aside from being depicted as a nation swarming with gangster wannabes, the webpage also described the economy as one that promotes underage sex tourism. It stated that the Philippines has several child sex camps where "innocent men" are "forced" to copulate with underaged girls and are "made" to pay right after. Although intentionally mean, some of the entries actually hold a semblance truth. In religion, for example, it depicts the country as a generally Catholic nation which prioritizes Christmas and the observance of the Lenten season. It gives the yearly crucifixion in Pampanga as an example of some of the extremes we Filipinos take as an act of pilgrimage. The site also includes some notable defamatory photos and clips which have spurred past controversy. One clip, for example, is of Teri Hatcher's dialogue in Desperate Housewives, where her character questions the Filipino health care system. |
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The Philippines isn't the only country with a scathing entry though. In fact, the site has hundreds of not-so-flattering "wikis" ripped off the pages of Wikipedia. USA has been called the "Jewnited States of Americunts," while Germany has been reduced to a flashing swastika, mocking the Nazi reign. But since we Filipinos are known to both laugh at ourselves and get pikon when offended, SPOT.ph wants to know: What's your take on this? |
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"Kami ang Walang Lagda. Hindi kami nakakalimot. Hindi kami nagpapatawad."rnAug 13 2011 @ 08:47pm Reply
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look.im filipino but i understand the humor of that website.its just a parody and if you are offended then you are probably very shallow-minded about the memes that they offerJun 01 2011 @ 05:39pm Reply
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LOL may news palang ganito? bwahahahaha nakakatawa talaga ang ibang NoyPi. di makaintindi ng mga salitang "parody" at "satire" amf. sigaw kaagad ng "racist" kapag may mga ganito amf.rnrnbakit kayo naiinis? napakasakit talaga ang katotohanan.rnrn"Teh internetz is a srs bizness." ROTFLMAODec 26 2010 @ 11:34pm Reply
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People who didn't find this funny were the people who were described in the page.Dec 15 2010 @ 08:59pm Reply
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Wahaha, ang daming pikon dito. It just shows that we don't have a satirical sense of humor. No wonder we're the laughing stock of Asia. Get real...Oct 19 2010 @ 11:17am Reply
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One tweet and you got yourself an ED article, Angel Locsin. BAD MOVE. But that's just a way it is on Encyclopedia Dramatica, everyone gets the crack out of everybody because it's a parody site. See also Uncyclopedia.com and Urbandictionary.com
Kung hindi kayo natawa, or hindi niyo maintindihan ang ibig sabihin ng 'parody', you might as well not call yourselves true Filipinos. Filipinos have a sense of humour and wit. And if you are also not educated enough to know that Filipinos are not the only ones mocked by ED then please go back to your internet free days.Aug 06 2010 @ 02:22am Reply -
galing natin mang asar and call out names, pero madaling mapikon.
just lighten up, it's just a satire.Jul 07 2010 @ 05:57am Reply -
Mga joke lang naman toh eh. :3 Grabe naman yung mga nagpapa-apekto sa site na toh.
SATIRE NGA EH!
I actually find this funny as hell. Well probably cause as a Filipino AND an opened minded individual myself I can afford to laugh at MYSELF as well as my Heritage. c: It's comedy...comedy is going to make people laugh and offend them at the same time.
Relax lang tayo! :3 (Gangsta wannabes hahaha!!! So true.)Jun 13 2010 @ 07:56pm Reply -
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kasalanan naman ng karamihan ng pilipino kung bakit ganyan ang tingin nila sa atin lalo na yung gold digger part. hindi sa kinakampihan ko sila, i myself agree with the statement. puro pera na lang ang nasa isip ng karamihan sa atin. i read the whole article and napapangiti talaga ako 'coz many of the things said were true. kaya if you're easily offended dun sa articles, you'll surely die on unternet. lulzApr 20 2010 @ 09:38am Reply
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mga t*ng* amp*ta. pinahiya nyo lang lalo ang pilipinas. kung di ka natawa, close your browser. youre not ready for the internet.
@rakan: i blame them. it doesnt take a genius to differentiate satirical content from serious ones, even if youre not familiar with internet culture.Apr 18 2010 @ 08:05am Reply -
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Poor people and their poor poor not understanding ED. We must help the news of this world by sending them links and telling them how they should report on this horribly offensive page of hate mongers.Apr 08 2010 @ 10:54pm Reply
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I came, I saw, I lol'd.
But srsly. We can't really fully blame Locsin and the local media for believing in such articles from ED. They don't even know what a "troll" is.
But I guess the philippines has learned something new about the internets though. It is SERIOUS BUSINESSApr 08 2010 @ 01:37am Reply -
bad taste humour is inevitable. only then can we appreciate the well thought ones.Apr 06 2010 @ 07:42pm Reply
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I just came here from reading the articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica and I have to say it was the funniest sh!t I've ever heard and I'm "mestisto" too! I seriously can't wait to have Black Dog in Manong Macadangdang's house this weekend! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha! Hehehehehehehehe! Suerteng suerte ako! Ang sarap! They did get one thing wrong though... Filipinas are HOT as f#ck! Just look at Angel Locsin or better yet my favorite: Valerie Concepcion! Dang I want her all over my face! Anyhow people we've got our own identity so there really isn't any point in making a big fuss: We're a light hearted people who enjoy poking fun at ourselves and everybody else. At least that's what I've always thought of us. So to all of you out Pinoys out there! Be proud of who you are and our mother land and quit trying to be Black!
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Mga bwisit kayo! Pinahiya nyo ang Pinas sa ED!!
Locked na ung article mga n00b!!Mar 20 2010 @ 12:23pm Reply -
Pinoy ako at supporter ng internet drama. Lagi ako pumupunta sa ED at nbsa ko na rin ung article ng pinoy. . Natawa lang ako kc DRAMA NGA LANG UN! Get it? Mas malala pa nga ung 2ngkol sa USA, China, Russia, at Japan eh. .
Dont start a war with them. . Nkakahiya kung mpipikon ang pinoy. .Mar 20 2010 @ 12:20pm Reply -
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someone call the waaaambulance...
Anyone who is raged over this, I have one thing to say:
*KSHH*EARTH TO "X" : The world isn't made of candy and gumdrops, people don't have to like you.
I'm part Filipino and I say. I love my tree monkey food. lumpias are derishuzMar 14 2010 @ 03:19am Reply -
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Seriously, of all the world\'s ills and things the Philipinos face *this* makes the news. You only further our goal.Mar 13 2010 @ 06:14pm Reply
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You know what? Filipinos need to wake up and stop giving a sh*t about what people say and focus on making the country a better place instead...as a Filipino American I'm on the outside looking in, and I've seen poverty and crime ravage the capital city, my uncle murdered on my cousin's wedding day with the man who funded it all being an ex-governor, and Filipinos praise others for being famous and Filipino as opposed to being praised for their talent.
Oh yeah and is Alec Baldwin still banned from the Philippines for making a joke about us? On the other hand CRIMINALS GET TO MEET MICHAEL JACKSON'S CHOREOGRAPHERS CUZ THEY DID CHOREOGRAPHY FROM A 20 YEAR OLD MUSIC VIDEO? They're criminals...why the hell do they get granted such a once in a lifetime opportunity?
As Filipinos in the Philippines you guys need to fix the country ASAP...Also, as a supporter of Encyclopedia Dramatica, I ask you to stop feeling so butthurt.
In America, your average Filipino American teenager has never visited the homeland, is spoiled by their parents who made something of themselves, express their pride by making fun of their parents' accents while hanging a Filipino flag on their rearview mirror, and humiliate our race by being socially inept. I'm doing my part here by trying to open the eyes of my fellow Filipinos, please start doing the same back home. I hate talking to my cousins and hearing that they're receiving death threats for running for political office.
GET YOUR PRIORITIES STRAIGHT and, also, please relinquish the title of Pedo Heaven to where it belongs: Thailand.Mar 13 2010 @ 04:34pm Reply -
us filipinos don\'t know how to take a joke, especially the religious republican onesMar 13 2010 @ 04:25pm Reply
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Even my country isn\'t safe from ED... No one\'s is... There\'s little to nothing anyone can do to stop it under the law, so may as well sit back, relax and learn to laugh at yourself (and others).
I think, in the end, this site shows just how over the top \"P.C.\" everyone is trying to be when they whine, moan and b*tch. Thing is, if you think about it, that over the top behavior is just as bad, and destructive, as anything on ED. No one wants to grow a thick skin anymore... instead, they want to be pandered to and molly-coddled, making sure that nothing offends their delicate sensibilities. They\'re searching for a Utopia online that, quite frankly, doesn\'t exist, nor will EVER exist.Mar 13 2010 @ 04:19pm Reply -
I think its a great website. Definitely worth the look if you are not one who gets offended by every word you read.Mar 13 2010 @ 03:56pm Reply
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Take it with a grain of salt. We cannot file a complaint everytime somebody says something that we do not like. We cannot keep telling our consulate and ambassadors to lodge a formal complaint like we did when AleC Baldwin made a joke about mail-order Filipino and Russian women. We got so hot and bothered we made ourselves a laughing stock. Nothing was heard from any Russian.Jan 15 2010 @ 02:03am Reply
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I can't believe they're taking Encyclopedia Dramatica seriously. Most contents by the way, are contributed by Filipinos online. And they did it for the lulz.Jan 14 2010 @ 09:49pm Reply
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Try Uncyclopedia.com. According to the site,Filipinos are not even human. Malaysia has banned this site.Jan 14 2010 @ 08:24pm Reply
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ayan o, simula pa lang sinabi na ng Encyclopedia Dramatica ang tunkol sa site nila: "The articles in this parody of an encyclopedia explain things in a funny and not necessarily correct way."
Word of the day. PARODY.
Nang dahil sa isang tweet, nagkaron ng isang article. Ang saya no?Jan 14 2010 @ 03:03pm Reply -
ok lng mabilis naman makalimot ang mga pinoy eh. mga events na mainit ngayon, forgotten na yan in a few months.Jan 14 2010 @ 11:05am Reply
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I was about to say "slow news day" too! really, can someone from spot tell me why an encyclopedia dramatica entry warrants this kind of attention?
(if you guys are trying to start a discussion about the pinoys being pikon and all, well and good. but really, an encyclopedia dramatica entry? that's like using wikipedia as a source for an article or a research paper)Jan 14 2010 @ 10:52am Reply -
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Jan 14 2010 @ 05:44am Reply
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We should not be pikon, because we ourselves are fond of putting labels or "nicknames" to other nations and/or nationalities (Bombay, Chekwa, etc.)... in fact we are very fond of this. I remember that biscuit or cookies in Greece named "Filipina" (please I remember it correctly), na it even became a headline on primetime newscast na we became very furious towards it, at least that is not really something derogatory.
I agree with Dotdotdot: Read, laugh, move on.Jan 13 2010 @ 11:45pm Reply -
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i actually don't care. kung maraming napikon dito, might as well consider philippines as the most pikon country ever or the country that will never understand satire.Jan 13 2010 @ 05:41pm Reply
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