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Filipino arrested for ejaculating into co-worker's water bottle in California
Published on: Aug 20, 2010 - 9:20am

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Michael Kevin Lallana, who was identified as Filipino by his friends and classmates, was arrested this week for ejaculating into the water bottle of an unnamed female co-worker on two separate occasions in California, reports

The prosecutors claimed the first incident occurred in January at the Newport Beach office of the company Lallana and the woman work for, the Northwestern Mutual Investment Services, reports The Los Angeles Times. The woman fell ill after drinking from a bottle of water containing semen, which Lallana left on her desk. Three months later, the same thing allegedly happened at the Orange County office. Instead of throwing the bottle away like she did the first time, the woman sent it to a laboratory for analysis. She reported the incidents to the police who later matched the semen in the water bottle to Lallana's DNA, which he voluntarily gave to the police during the investigation.

Lallana, 31, was "charged with two misdemeanor counts of releasing offensive materials in public and assault (and) faces possible charges of committing a crime for sexual gratification," according to If found guilty, he could be imprisoned for up to three years and be required to register as a sex offender. He was dismissed from Northwestern Mutual Investment Services after his supervisor got wind of the allegations, according to The Los Angeles Times. reports that Lallana is out on bail and his arraignment is on September 14.

"It shocks the conscience... These are not charges you see every day," Orange County Deputy District Attorney Bobby Taghavi told The Los Angeles Times.

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  • ledav
    isang taong gumawa, damay buong bansa!!!
    Feb 25 2011 @ 06:56pm     Reply  
  • binsoyb
    Sana- ipinahid na lang nya- this dude is indeed a pervert/ may kursunada sya doon sa girl at talagang sexually attracted sya, eh baka di nya ka level ang girl kaya idinaan sa ganyang kalokohan, kala nya di sya mahuhuli ha? Loko huli ka Bamm! sayang ang pagkakataon mo jan sa USA- sabagay...hwag mo nang ulitin, next time kung may kursunada ka tumbukin mo!LIgawan mo syempre, kaso mo me sakit ka...dapat ipagamot mo na lang yan.
    Aug 23 2010 @ 02:31pm     Reply  
  • bida
    kebs na ko sa ibang detalye nito, but "she fell ill" after ingesting water laced with semen!??? wahahaha, how come that never happens to me, i may gag on occassion but....
    Aug 23 2010 @ 06:20am     Reply  
  • suck_lolo


    Aug 23 2010 @ 05:05am     Reply  
  • Common
    Follow up news: The water bottle was as little as a Yakult bottle
    Aug 23 2010 @ 04:56am     Reply  
  • nilunok ko ang lahat
    para yatang lasang semen na hinalo sa tubig ang palitan ng mga komento dito, ah? peace...
    Aug 22 2010 @ 08:28am     Reply  
  • Kudeta Honasan
    @ tama si Boo, sabi mo "FYI ang pagpapakatoo is not equal to pagiging salbahe, malaswa, balahura, atbp." FYI din, you don't know me and I don't know you personnally so don't too quick in making judgments. Pag pina background check kita at ang family mo, baka mas salbahe, malaswa, at balahura pa ang lifestyle ninyo kaysa mga iba diyan.
    Aug 21 2010 @ 11:58pm     Reply  
  • Neneng
    why blame the journalist for reporting this? the guy's a pervert. period. it's as if he's automatically absolved; or should be protected with anonimity just because he's a pinoy? pasalamat nga tayo't nakilala naten kung sino tong kumag na to e. malay nyo pabalikin dito yan at makatrabaho nyo pa. e kung trip nyo na may halo ang inumin nyo na medyo funky e ala na kong masasabi.
    Aug 21 2010 @ 09:57pm     Reply  
  • tama si Boo
    hahahah oo nga BOO KUDETA

    ugali mo kubeta

    haha eto na naman tayo. lagi na lang ginagawang excuse ang pagpapakatotoo. FYI ang pagpapakatoo is not equal to pagiging salbahe, malaswa, balahura, atbp.

    Dont use pagpapakatotoo as excuse.
    Aug 21 2010 @ 09:01pm     Reply  
  • Kudeta Honasan
    @ lolame at neneng, Naman. Naman. Mga Ineng. Mas marami ang pervert sa Philippines - puro patago lang. Kung alam niyo lang ang mga pinag gagagawa ng mga Maria Clara sa kama baka magulantang kayo. Lahat ng mga iyan ay nakita na ninyo sa mga scandal videos di ba. Magpakatotoo tayo.
    Aug 21 2010 @ 11:01am     Reply  
  • lolame
    horiffic naman itong journalist,filipino pa ang naging issue,marami naman pervert sa america!
    Aug 21 2010 @ 10:53am     Reply  
  • nilunok ko ang lahat
    While Manny Pacquiao and Efren Penaflorida took Filipino pride soaring to the highest heavens,this low-life pervert had dragged the Filipinos' image to the lowest pits of shame and depravity,
    Aug 20 2010 @ 09:59pm     Reply  
  • RestlessInBoston
    I regret reading this. Nakakasuka!
    Aug 20 2010 @ 08:18pm     Reply  
  • Boo!


    Aug 20 2010 @ 05:07pm     Reply  
  • Neneng

    yuckyyyyy ka naman. you eat and swallow. you're so eeeeeewwwwwwwww. "men expect it just like anal" huwaaawwwwwww, language sister language. Sex is a sacred thing you know..
    Aug 20 2010 @ 04:22pm     Reply  
  • mary_ann_lei
    It's water & semen combined. There's water in the bottle then the suspect put semen in it.
    Aug 20 2010 @ 02:42pm     Reply  
  • Freaky


    Aug 20 2010 @ 01:39pm     Reply  
  • Neneng
    yuck naman semen, so kadiri and all. eeeeeewwwwwww ang la laswa ng mga tao.
    Aug 20 2010 @ 01:29pm     Reply  
  • weirrd
    pero bakit siya nagkasakit? ano bang meron sa semen na 'yun? this is so wrong. tsk.
    Aug 20 2010 @ 11:57am     Reply  
  • LOL @ Freaky
    Ikaw naman, Freaky. Nag-absent ka yata sa gender sensitivity seminar or baka walang ganun where you work. That's not the point of this news item. This was a non-consensual thing. Therefore, it's not pleasurable. It's not as if you'll just drink water mixed with semen from your most hated co-worker. (Unless that's what makes you happy. I won't judge you.)
    Aug 20 2010 @ 11:50am     Reply  
  • Freaky=Pervy
    Oh yeah? You try to eat and swallow semen in your water bottle!
    Aug 20 2010 @ 11:26am     Reply  
  • Freaky
    Majority of women nowadays eat and swallow. What's the story here?
    Aug 20 2010 @ 11:07am     Reply  
  • goruss
    It's the best way to reguvinate. Better than Gatorade. It quenches your sex
    Aug 20 2010 @ 10:52am     Reply  
  • whatsthefrequency
    FYI, semen is 90% water. it also disperses in water in as much as 30 minutes.
    Aug 20 2010 @ 10:30am     Reply  
  • chuck


    Aug 20 2010 @ 10:24am     Reply  
  • Marj
    Off topic: Don't fight with waiters in the restaurants. You will never know what is in your food or drink.
    Aug 20 2010 @ 10:17am     Reply  
  • HF
    Baka her water bottle was one of those dark-colored plastic ones. Or maybe stainless steel sports water bottle. Either way, ugh!
    Aug 20 2010 @ 10:08am     Reply  
  • Sonya
    What?? That's sick! But what's in the water bottle, water talaga? Di man lang napansin nung girl na iba na yung tubig niya? Weird. @.@
    Aug 20 2010 @ 10:04am     Reply  
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