5. Kris Aquino
The gift: A hearing aid
Why: Because we've always wondered if she can hear herself speak.
6. Marian Rivera
The gift: Speech lessons. Maybe the Berlitz Language Center offers gift certificates…
Why: Because saying "beautiful" for a TV commercial shouldn't sound so painful.
7. Carla Abellana
The gift: Acting workshops
Why: Because her Rosalinda portrayal didn't make us say "Ay, amor!" just "Ay."
8. Charice Pempengco
The gift: A shopping spree with Michael Salientes
Why: As bloggers Chuvaness and Candy noticed, the extremely childish-looking 17-year-old diva could learn a lot from Michael Salientes who's responsible for Sarah Geronimo's record-breaking fashion transformation.
9. Annabelle Rama
The gift: A stress ball
Why: This Christmas might be the Gutierrez matriarch's happiest because the Department of Justice reversed the dismissal of the libel complaint they filed against PEP, as she told Showbiz Central, but we're still giving her a stress ball. We can only imagine the monstrous strain a legal battle this big causes.
10. Aling Dionisia Pacquiao
The gift: Dance Dance Revo on Xbox
Why: So the 60-year-old dancing queen can practice more and even defend her title internationally through Xbox Live's online competition.
SPOT.ph wants to know: What do you want to give to the controversial celebrities of 2009?