SPOT.ph’s Top 10 Songs That May Be Satanic, Too
We single out tempting, titillating tunes.
(SPOT.ph) In the wake of protests against Lady Gaga’s Manila concert, Lady Gaga’s song, "Judas," the alleged Satanic symbolism in Lady Gaga’s videos, and Lady Gaga herself, we found ourselves reevaluating our taste in music. We were suddenly overcome by fear that we had somehow channeled some evil vibes from the Devil’s playlist. Because if God works in mysterious ways, then surely the Devil is adept at injecting his nefarious intentions into pop songs. Our renewed vigilance had us singling out some recent and past tunes sung by Pinoys (and one Fil-Am) that may require prayer rallies, too.
All we can say at this point is this: "Forgive us for we know not what we listen to." These are the 10 songs that have led us into sweet temptation. Alas, we’re afraid it’s too late for us to be saved. But you can all go ahead and keep praying for our damaged souls.
10. "The Lazy Song" by Bruno Mars
Unholy content: As the saying goes, "Idle hands are the Devil’s workshop." That makes sloth the gateway sin. By promoting laziness, this song becomes the Devil’s soundtrack.
Evil lyrics: Tomorrow I’ll wake up, do some P90X/ Meet a really nice girl/ Have some really nice sex/ And she’s gonna scream out: ’This is Great’ (Oh my God, this is great)/Yeah
Sins glorified: Sloth, pre-marital sex, blasphemy (The entire song is practically a litany of sins wrought from laziness.)
9. "Andrew Ford Medina" by Andrew E.
Unholy content: It’s about a man who is an unrepentant hedonist who spends his night partying and defiling women.
Evil lyrics: But ako’y biglang nagulat/ Nang bumukas ang pinto/ It was Ana’s elder sister/ Kaya’t kami ay napahinto/ There was nothing we could do/ It was a pain in the @%$@%$/ Nang sabihin ng kanyang ate, "Ana, Ana can I join?" (I was surprised/ When the door opened/ It was Ana’s elder sister/ So we had to stop/ There was nothing we could do/ It was a pain in the @%$@%$/ Then her sister said, "Ana, Ana can I join?")
Sins glorified: Self-indulgence, lust, probable incest via a ménage à trois
8. "Alapaap" by Eraserheads
Unholy content: The hypnotic opening of the song is meant to render listeners mentally vulnerable so that it’s easier for them to surrender to the agents of the Beast. Senator Tito Sotto got it right way back in 1995, when he called for the a ban on the airplay and sales of this song because it glorified substances or practices that make you think you’re up in the clouds. Except Sotto didn’t know that the song is actually more sinister than that.
Evil lyrics: Ang daming bawal sa mundo/ Sinasakal nila tayo/Buksan ang puso at isipan/Paliparin ang kamalayan (The world has so many restrictions/ They’re choking us/ Open your heart and mind/ Let your consciousness fly)
Sins glorified: Doubting traditional teachings, forming non-conformist opinions, possible ingestion of a mind-altering substance that desecrates the body
7. "Good Boy" by Blakdyak
Unholy content: The song might as well be a hate crime anthem, as it taunts a boy who is trying his best not to be led into temptation. It even dares to call on God to take the good boy’s life.
Evil lyrics: Pag gising sa umaga ay nag pe-pray s’ya/ Habang nag to-toothbrush ay nag pe-pray din/ Habang naliligo ay nag pe-pray pa/ Eight days a week masyadong magsimba/ Good boy, good boy/ Ang bait mo naman/ Sana kunin ka na ni Lord (He wakes up in the morning and prays/ He prays while he brushes his teeth/ He prays while bathing/ He goes to church eight days a week/ Good boy, good boy/ You are so kind/ May the Lord take you)
Sins glorified: Envy, murder, blasphemy, religious persecution
6. "Pyramid" by Charice Pempengco
Unholy content: It talks about a pyramid in such grand terms that it’s alsmost as if the song wants to start a pyramid-based religion.
Evil lyrics: Pyramid, we built this on a solid rock/ It feels just like it’s heaven’s touch
Sins glorified: Vanity, blasphemy, slave labor (It disrespects the suffering of Moses and his people, who were enslaved and forced to build pyramids. Thousands of years may have already passed since then, but you don’t move on from an "inherited psychological scar" just like that.)
5. "Jumbo Hotdog" by Masculados
Unholy content: If Adam and Eve had the Forbidden Fruit, then this song is all about a super-sized Forbidden Processed Meat. Just like the serpent who taunted Eve into taking a bite out of the off-limits fruit, this song dares you to consume the oversized hotdog.
Evil lyrics: Jumbo hotdog/ Kaya mo ba’to? (Jumbo hotdog/ Can you handle this?)
Sins glorified: Gluttony, vanity (showing off the oversized processed meat like a trophy)
4. "Sasakyan Kita" by Gladys & the Boxers with K
Unholy content: The song is like an open call to sinners. Anyone who sings or listens to this song is basically advertising the fact that he or she is ready to sin.
Evil lyrics: Sasakyan kita/ Sa lahat ng gusto mo/ Sasakyan kita/ Basta’t sasakyan mo rin ako (I’ll go for/ Everything you want/ I’ll ride you/ As long as you ride me, too)