P-Noy continues to slam Corona, Alma Moreno aims for the Senate + more lowlights
Plus, the Tulfo brothers are forced to go on hiatus and more crazy tales.
1. A CANISTER CONTAINING A LIVE GRENADE WAS LEFT RIGHT OUTSIDE OMBUDSMAN CONCHITA CARPIO-MORALES’ HOME WITH A BADLY WRITTEN MESSAGE THAT WAS PRESUMABLY MEANT TO THREATEN HER. It’s safe to say that getting death threats from people who can barely spell is not what the Ombudsman signed up for.
2. AMERICAN TYCOON DONALD TRUMP KEEPS INSISTING THAT PRESIDENT BARACK OBAMA WASN’T BORN IN THE USA. Should a man whose hair looks like roadkill ever be taken seriously?
3. THE MORNING AFTER CHIEF JUSTICE RENATO CORONA WAS IMPEACHED, P-NOY TALKS TO THE PRESS AND REFERS TO CORONA AS THE REPRESENTATIVE OF THE "DIRTY SIDE" OF THE JUDICIARY (AMONG OTHER THINGS). The impeached man is not our favorite person, either...but, Mr. President, just because you have the right to rub it in, it doesn’t mean you have to.
4. MARRIED MAN PRETENDS TO BE SINGLE AND DUPES A YOUNG WOMAN WITH BIPOLAR DISORDER INTO MARRYING HIM AND LEAVES HER SOON AFTER SHE GIVES BIRTH TO THEIR BABY. If you want to know how low a man can go, this comes pretty close.
5. IN HER SHOWBIZ CENTRAL INTERVIEW, GRACE LEE IS ASKED IF SHE IS DATING P-NOY AND SHE REPLIES, "WE’RE FRIENDS." We’re giving your so-called friendship the benefit of the doubt (10% benefit and 90% doubt).
6. ACTRESS ALMA MORENO SAYS SHE’S RUNNING FOR SENATOR IN 2013. The Senate already has action stars (Revilla and Estrada) and a comedian (Sotto), so we’re pretty sure that a leading lady would be most welcome. (We’re kidding.)
7. MARK ANTHONY FERNANDEZ SAYS HE SUPPORTS HIS MOM ALMA MORENO’S PLAN TO RUN FOR SENATOR. Well, what else can he say? (By the way, is it just us or is he looking better than ever?)
8. THE MTRCB DECIDES TO SUSPEND FOR THREE MONTHS T3, THE SHOW HOSTED BY BEN, RAFFY, AND ERWIN TULFO, DUE TO THE THREATS THEY ALLEGEDLY DIRECTED AT RAYMART SANTIAGO AND CLAUDINE BARRETTO, WHO HAD A SMACKDOWN WITH THEIR ELDER BROTHER RAMON "MON" TULFO. Is giving them a lot of free time the wisest thing to do at this point?
9. A VIDEO SHOWING THAT RAYMART SANTIAGO AND CLAUDINE BARRETTO’S CAMP HIT RAMON TULFO FIRST SURFACES AND THE COUPLE FAIL TO SHOW UP ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE PRELIMINARY INVESTIGATION OF THE CASE THEY FILED AGAINST TULFO. Maybe one of them got stuck at the bank again.
10. HEART EVANGELISTA IS LINKED TO SID LUCERO AND SENATOR CHIZ ESCUDERO. Work it, girl.
Art by Warren Espejo.