Man claiming to have "world’s largest penis" gets stopped at U.S. airport for his "bulge"; Security officer thought he was p

John Thomas Didymus of the Digital Journal reports that a 41-year-old man named Jonah Falcon, who claims that he has the "world’s largest penis," ran into some trouble when he was frisked by a Transportation Security Administration (TSA) personnel at the San Francisco International Airport.

Jonah Falcon talks about his penis in a documentary.

 

John Thomas Didymus of the Digital Journal reports that a 41-year-old man named Jonah Falcon, who claims that he has the "world’s largest penis," ran into some trouble when he was frisked by a Transportation Security Administration (TSA) personnel at the San Francisco International Airport. Due to the bulge in his pants, the TSA official thought that Falcon was carrying a weapon or a bomb. For the record, Falcon disclosed that his penis measures 9 inches when flaccid and 13.5 inches when erect. But, of course, he couldn’t immediately disclose this to the TSA official.

 

As such, the TSA official who frisked Falcon directed him to the X-ray body scanners and a metal detector. At this point, the TSA personnel asked Falcon if he had "some kind of growth." At this, Falcon had no choice but to say, "It’s my dick."

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