SONA Aftermath: 10 Talking Points About P-Noy’s Speech

Did his lengthy spiel penetrate Pinoy minds?

(SPOT.ph) There’s no doubt that hardcore news agencies will dissect President Benigno "Simeon" Aquino’s third State of the Nation Address (SONA) with high-IQ pronoucements and words that would have you screaming for your thesaurus or Googling like mad. For the record, we’re not a hardcore news agency. So, we’re dissecting the SONA-from the actual speech to the other arousing factors surrounding the red-letter day-using our middle class gut reactions. We’ve listed 10 things that aroused our inner revolutionaries. In case you missed it, we swing (ever so slightly) towards left of center.

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Note: For purposes of brevity, we are using the English translation of P-Noy’s 2012 SONA.

 

Understandably, on July 23, P-Noy kept his morning free to prepare for his third SONA, a 9,000-word creation that reportedly went through eight revisions. The length is equivalent to saying "I love you" with feelings 3,000 times.

 

1. Size Length does not matter. That’s what we want to tell P-Noy’s speechwriter or speechwriters. But, heck, this year’s SONA was about 9,000 words long (delivered in Filipino, P-Noy spoke a total of 9,154 words, while the English translation is at 9,080 words). Using Times New Roman font size 12, the whole speech uses up 17 pages of 8.5" x 11" paper. That’s single-spaced, mind you. In any case, it’s not how long it is, but how long people (who aren’t forced take note of it for a pop quiz) can stay awake when they listen to it.

 

We know at least one person who misses the wang-wang: SPO2 Ricardo Pascua got into hot water for allegedly refusing to give way to the (wang-wang deprived) convoy of President Benigno ’Noynoy’ Aquino III.

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2. Happy wang-wang ending. Truth be told, we started to get distracted when P-Noy said, "This is my third SONA. It wasn't too long ago when we began to dream again; when, united, we chose the straight and righteous path; when we began to cast aside the culture of wang-wang, not only in our streets, but in every sector of society." Wang-wang was also prominent in last year’s SONA. It seems that P-Noy talks about this achievement so much that people may begin to think that this is the only thing that he’s done well since he became president. Maybe it’s time to find another symbolic pet project. How about botcha?

 

Should Martial Law be brought up in every SONA?

 

3. The P-Noy Knight Rises. Maybe we’re just hung over from watching The Dark Knight Rises, but this part of P-Noy’s speech sounded a little too Batman for comfort: "Like many of you, I have been a victim of the abuse of power. I was only 12 years old when Martial Law was declared. For seven years and seven months, my father was incarcerated; we lived in forced exile for three years. I saw for myself how many others also suffered. These experiences forged the principles I now live by: Where a citizen is oppressed, he will find me as an ally; where there is an oppressor, I will be there to fight; where I find something wrong in the system, I will consider it my duty to right it."

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In April 2011, P-Noy reportedly said that he wouldn’t mind being excommunicated as long as the Responsible Parenthood Bill is passed.

 

4. "Oh my, God, I’m coming." We felt P-Noy laid it on too thick when he claimed, "In our first three months in office, I would look forward to Sundays when I could ask God for His help. We expected that it would take no less than two years before our reforms took hold. Would our countrymen be willing to wait that long?" What happened on the fourth month? Did God say, "I can’t do all the work, pare"?

 

Uplifting interviews are great, but can somebody please explain to us why contractors would simply cover 661 manholes in Metro Manila with asphalt or concrete?

 

5. Some like it extra rough. "We have fixed more than roads; our DPWH has fixed its system. Just by following the right process of bidding and procurement, their agency saved a total of 10.6 billion pesos from 2011 to June of this year. Even our contractors are feeling the positive effects of our reforms in DPWH," said P-Noy. We wonder if he read The Philippine Star report where DPWH Secretary Rogelio Singson and MMDA Chairman Francis Tolentino "admitted that contractors have covered 661 manholes in Metro Manila with asphalt or concrete, thus contributing to the flooding of Metro Manila."

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