P-Noy vs. Noli de Castro, Coco Martin’s rabid fan + more lowlights

Plus, Gerald Anderson’s exit to Egypt, Daniel Matsunaga’s post-Heart Evangelista life, and more crazy tales.

 

 

1. P-NOY LETS IT RIP AT TV PATROL’S 25TH ANNIVERSARY PARTY, SLAMS THE MEDIA-SPECIFICALLY NOLI DE CASTRO-FOR FOCUSING ON NEGATIVE THINGS. Speaking of being positive... The partygoers will be talking about this shindig for years to come-thanks to the passive-aggressive speech of the guest of horror honor.

 

 

2. NOLI DE CASTRO DOESN’T COMMENT ON P-NOY’S TIRADE-PERHAPS, HE’S THINKING ABOUT THE TIME WHEN HE AND THE PRESIDENT LOVED (IN A MANNER OF SPEAKING) THE SAME MAN, MAR ROXAS. What De Castro should say: "Rejoice! The President has got the hots for TV Patrol."

 

 

3. SI AGIMAT, SI ENTENG KABISOTE, AND ME-WHICH IS A METRO MANILA FILM FESTIVAL ENTRY-BEGINS SHOOTING. Next year’s installment will be Si Agimat, Si Enteng Kabisote, at si Machete.

 

 

4. ANOTHER YOUNG MAN DIES AFTER BEING SUBJECTED TO HAZING. How many more of them have to die before the whole sadistic practice stops? (We’re afraid of the answer.)

 

 

5. PRESIDENTIAL SPOKESPERSON ATTY. EDWIN LACIERDA SAYS PEOPLE SHOULD CONSTANTLY CHECK TWITTER SO THEY’LL BE CLUED IN ON THE WEATHER CONDITION AND WON’T GET STRANDED. Your beloved Conditional Cash Transfer recipients may not even know what the hell Twitter is.

6. DANIEL MATSUNAGA REVEALS THAT HE HAS MOVED ON FROM HIS BREAK-UP WITH HEART EVANGELISTA, SAYS, "IT WAS KINDA GOOD THAT IT HAPPENED TO MY LIFE." That’s right, mend your broken heart.

 

 

7. TROPICAL STORM GENER HITS METRO MANILA AND ROXAS BOULEVARD TURNS INTO WATERWORLD. So, what happened to the so-called repairs being done on the Manila Bay seawall?

 

 

8. GERALD ANDERSON IS REPORTEDLY HEARTBROKEN SO IT’S FORTUNATE THAT HE’S GOT A TRIP TO EGYPT SCHEDULED. Perhaps, the pyramids will give you some divine answers.

 

 

9. COCO MARTIN REVEALS THAT ONE OF HIS FANS ONCE TRIED TO BITE HIM. What else do you expect when you’re dubbed the "Pambansang Ulam"?

 

 

10. FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE SHE WAS PLACED UNDER HOSPITAL ARREST, REP. GLORIA MACAPAGAL-ARROYO MAKES AN APPEARANCE IN CONGRESS. One word: Awkward.

 

 

Art by Warren Espejo, with photos from PEP.ph and screeshots from various news video clips.

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