Sen. Tito Sotto & Atty. Hector Vilacorta redefine plagiarism, Hayden Kho Jr. gets off + more lowlights

Plus, Prince Harry’s naked pictures and more nutty tales.

 

 

1. SENATOR TITO SOTTO DEFENDS HIMSELF AGAINST U.S. BLOGGER SARA POPE’S ALLEGATION THAT HE PLAGIARIZED HER POST BY SAYING, "IT’S A BLOG AND HAS NO COPYRIGHT." "It’s a senator and has no brain."

 

 

2. VIC SOTTO DEFENDS HIS CONTROVERSIAL BROTHER’S ANTI-RH BILL STANCE BY SAYING, "YOU JUST HAVE TO RESPECT EACH OTHER’S OPINION ON IT." Hey, we voted for the wrong brother!

 

 

3. ATTY. HECTOR VILLACORTA, SEN. TITO SOTTO’S CHIEF OF STAFF, GLORIFIES PLAGIARISM BY SAYING, "EVEN OUR IMAGE WAS COPIED FROM GOD. WE ARE ALL PLAGIARISTS." Is this man aware that he just accused God of plagiarizing Himself?

 

 

4. COURT OF APPEALS JUNKS THE CASE KATRINA HALILI FILED AGAINST HAYDEN KHO JR. FOR ALLEGEDLY "LEAKING" THEIR SEX VIDEO. Men who pretend to be nice guys never finish last.

 

 

5. PRINCE HARRY’S NAKED PICTURES ARE LEAKED. Well, helloooooo there, our not-so-little prince.

 

6. ROBERT BLAIR CARABUENA ISSUES A PUBLIC APOLOGY AT THE MMDA OFFICE FOR SLAPPING TRAFFIC ENFORCER SATURNINO FABROS. At least his speech wasn’t plagiarized.

 

 

7. AIRPORT POLICE STATIONED AT NAIA TERMINAL 1 ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS HIS FELLOW AIRPORT POLICE OFFICIAL AT NAIA’S PRE-DEPARTURE AREA. Congratulations, we’ve just been named The No. 1 Worst Airport in the World for life. (The guy lived, by the way.)

 

 

8. LIFE-SIZE REPLICA OF THE WORLD’S BIGGEST CROCODILE, LOLONG, WILL SOON BE UNVEILED AT A PASAY CITY MALL. This will surely make a lot of politicians very envious.

 

 

9. SENATOR BONG REVILLA IS EXCITED ABOUT HIS FIRST GMA-7 TELENOVELA, INDIO, WHICH HE PREFERS TO CALL "AN EPIC TELEMOVIE" BECAUSE HE BELIEVES IT’S MORE THAN A SOAP OPERA. Oh please, it’s a soap opera with period costumes.

 

 

10. FOLKS AT THE COMMISSION ON APPOINTMENTS TRY TO EXPLAIN WHY IT TOOK TIME BEFORE THEY COULD CONFIRM THE APPOINTMENT OF THE LATE JESSE ROBREDO AS THE DEPARTMENT OF INTERIOR AND LOCAL GOVERNMENT SECRETARY. Yet another case of too little, too late.

 

 

Art by Warren Espejo with photos from PEP.ph and screenshots from ANC video clips.

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