Winners & Losers of the Week: Willie Revillame, Ethel Booba + others

Who had their cake and ate it, too and who didn’t even get invited to the party

 

(SPOT.ph) We list the personalities who experienced highs and lows this week. Admittedly, not all the winners may be ecstatic and not all the losers may be devastated. Life is complicated, folks. Remember: Don’t take everything literally and make sure to read between the lines...if you can find them.

 

 

WINNER: Daniel Padilla, for saying, "Wala po akong karapatan para hindi tanggapin si Tita BB (Gandanghari)... Ang importante, masaya siya, masaya ako." (The reign of Robin Padilla has officially ended...we’re signing up for your fan club, kid.)

 

 

WINNERS: ANC news anchor Tony Velasquez and Jim Paredes for doing the Harlem Shake. (Apparently, age really is just a number.)

 

 

WINNER: Heart Evangelista , for making this observation about her mom: "Mukha lang talaga siyang matapobre, pero she's really nice." (How exactly does one "look matapobre"?)

 

 

WINNER: Senate hopeful Grace Poe, for putting on makeup for her ad. (Darn, woman, you should put on war paint more often! You look good!)

 

 

WINNER: Willie Revillame, for slamming Wowowillie co-hosts Ethel Booba and Ate Gay on camera. (No matter what this guy does, somebody always seems to have a job ready for him.)

 

LOSER: Joan Rivers, for incessantly making nasty comments about singer Adele’s appearence. (It’s sad when a comedian runs out of jokes and resorts to being just plain nasty.)

 

 

LOSER: Dennis Rodman, for getting "too cozy" with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un, whose regime (according to TIME) calls America "the sworn enemy of the Korean people." (You know what they say about dancing with such...er...personalities.)

 

 

LOSERS: The MRT Bus Link scheme dry run, for not having foresight. (We suspect whoever draws up these schemes aren’t really true blue commuters or they don’t commute during rush hours.)

 

 

LOSER: Pinoy pedestrians, who are in constant danger, as the World Health Organization revealed that they composed 47% of those who died in road accidents in 2012. (Even those who follow the rules aren’t spared.)

 

 

LOSER: Ethel Booba, for being the personification of "Trouble." (We’re not on Team Willie, but this woman just keeps getting into these job-related fixes.)

 

 

Art by Warren Espejo, with photos from PEP.PH and screenshots from TV shows and news clips

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