Sleazy "spas" in Malaysia offer "cream cheese massage"

One non-word: "Ugh!"

Agence France-Presse (AFP), via, reports that "dodgy Malaysian ’spas’ are dispensing with the massage oil in favor of cream cheese in a kinky new offering in the country’s bustling erotic massage industry."


The report cited the weekend edition of the Malay-language Harian Metro, which claimed that their reporters "discovered that some spas near the capital Kuala Lumpur were offering customers the option of being smeared with cream cheese."


The report noted: "The cheese is then licked from the customer’s body by their scantily-clad ’masseuse,’ usually a likely sex worker from China, Indonesia, or Vietnam."


It’s worth noting that the tabloid’s report still has to be verified, as the report pointed out that "prostitution is illegal in predominantly Muslim Malaysia, where conservative attitudes toward sex prevail." However, the report also said that "the country’s media regularly portray a thriving sex industry involving prostitutes from China, Vietnam, Thailand, and other less-developed countries in the region, and often disguised as massage operations."


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