The 10 Most Tita Things Ever Said

Titas of Manila do and say the darndest things!

 

(SPOT.ph) Who knew that Tita and her Pashmina would be Twitter celebrities? From our list of 10 Funniest Tweets from the @TitasofManila, the social media presence is now a book and in it are the most Tita things you could ever imagine. Naturally, we pick 10 of the best. 

 

 

1. "Hija, kalimutan mo na yan. 'Di bale, marami pa naman mas guwapo sa ex mo."

 

2. "Kailan ka ba ikakasal? May boyfriend ka na ba?"

 

 

3. "Belinda, dapat matuto kang magluto. Paano ka mag-aasawa niyan?"

 

4. "'Yan lang kakainin mo? No rice?"


5. At a restaurant in Tagaytay: "Para tayong nasa abroad, no?"

 

 

6. While watching the news: "Ang kapal ng makeup ni Mel Tiangco."


7. "Pwede pa 'to" *straightens aluminum foil.

 

8. "'Eto ha, emergency money just in case. Pero 'wag mo gamitin."

 

 

9. After iPhone falls to the ground: "Ayan! Sinasabi ko na nga ba eh!"

 

10. "Ay palaka!"

 

Also read:
10 Funniest Tweets from the @TitasofManila
20 Telltale Signs You're Becoming a Tita 

 


Want more? Check out Life According to Tita, now available in bookstores.

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