10 New Year's Resolutions, Translated

Magda-diet na ako!

 

(SPOT.ph) We've all been there. January rolls around and we all make the solemn pledge to better our lives and improve ourselves. For some of us, it's a new change. For many others, it's a promise already said...and not done. But that's what the New Year is for, right?!! It's our chance to make it right. For real, this time.

 

Art by Warren Espejo

 

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"Magda-diet na talaga ako!"

Translation: I'm going to avoid eating rice and junk food for three days...or at least until I get really hungry and there's no other choice.

 

 

"I'm going to start saving money."

Translation: I'm going to save a couple of paychecks until I see one really expensive item that I absolutely must have. 

 

 

 

"I'm going to start exercising."

Translation: I bought new shoes to use in the gym, so these really can't go to waste.

 

 

"I promise to start reading one new book every month."

Translation: This is more reason to buy new books, but I'll only end up re-reading my old favorites.

 

 

 

"I will sleep early."

Translation: I will realize that I can't sleep at such an early hour and end up binge-watching TV shows.

 

"I'm going to be more organized this year."

Translation: I'm going to declutter my room once in the beginning of the year, then mess it all up when I try to look for something missing. I also plan on extensively using this super-cute planner I just bought...for like, a month. At most.

 

 

 

"I'm quitting smoking and/or drinking."

Translation: I fully plan on doing this until I have a really stressful day.

 

 

"I will stop proscratinating."

Translation: I just really need to unwind. Maybe I'll start tomorrow.

 

 

 

"Magpapakabait na ako."

Translation: Hindi na ako manlalait o magtsi-tsismis...until a friend brings up something about someone I dislike.

 

 

"Magmo-move on na ako sa kanya."

Translation: I'm going to stick to stalking only his Instagram. And no more hugot posts on Facebook...maybe. We'll see.

 

Art by Warren Espejo

 

 

Also read:
10 Guy Statements, Translated
10 Girlfriend Statements, Translated
10 Overused Breakup Lines, Translated
10 Cliched Phrases in Your Resume, Translated

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