Tom Rodriguez, Ellen Adarna, Marian Rivera + more celebs reveal The Naked Truth for Bench

(SPOT.ph) Mercifully, Bench rescheduled their annual feast of the flesh, which was supposed to be held on September 19, the day of the deluge known as Mario, to September 20. Otherwise, people would have missed out on an awesome show.

Droves of people descended upon MOA Arena for the Bench underwear and denim show, entitled "The Naked Truth." There was Jake Cuenca, baring his now­ famous butt. There was Kim Chiu, standing tall on impossibly high heels. Rocco Nacino was visibly enjoying himself, dancing along to the music. Daniel Padilla and Kathryn Bernardo nearly brought the house down with a sweet display of affection. Montreal’s Les 7 Doigts de la Main dazzled with their acrobatics and athleticism. The centerstage, nearly ­naked reunion of Dennis Trillo and Tom Rodriguez had the whole arena howling, and Marian Rivera closed the show (she’s having a good year, that girl). We’re not quite sure what the naked truth was, but we did know that many of the people were naked-and that’s the truth.

First, we need to discuss the Tom Rodriguez situation: That dude needs to get that bulge checked.

Please, do tell us if you need someone to help handle that package, Tom

Seriously, when did this Machete-fication happen?

The only proper reaction to Tom Rodriguez

Ohai, Dennis Trillo

KISS NA ’YAN!

For more kilig: It’s KathNiel

Pumunta sa Naked Truth, hindi naghubad. Medyo bad boy.

Mahigpit na yakap: available soon at a Bench outlet near you!

Bang bang with Jake Cuenca

"Oh. My. God. Look at that butt."

Work those buns, hun

Enchong’s left elbow plays peek-a-boo. (You might not have noticed because of the abs)

Is her engagement ring making her look any less hot to you?

Ellen Adarna

John Spainhour, demonstrating the latest mode of public transportation this rainy season

Jessy Mendiola, in another maroon number. Damn, girl.

We do not understand that skirt but again: damn, girl!

Strutting next to Jessy was Rayver’s toned upper torso (attached to Rayver Cruz himself)

Allison Harvard

Those legs!

In more international model news: Geena Rocero, working it.

Fierce to the nth level!

Georgina Wilson

And, of course, Borgy Manotoc

Isabelle Daza, the Teng brothers, Carla Abellana and more on the next page!

Carla Abellana, radiant in tatters. Is this a metaphor for something?

Martin del Rosario, reaching for an itch. He went for his crotch but missed a bit.

Markki Stroem, playing with his waistband. This new trend spells wardrobe malfunction...which nobody would probably mind.

Enzo Pineda...whoa, what is that? Oh, nunchuks. Boo.

You have something on your head, Solenn. You still look undeniably gorgeous though.

We’ll take whatever Kim Chiu is wearing. Those garments seem very supportive.

Trivia: Isabelle Daza started posing while she was in the womb.

Diana Zubiri, bringing much needed (and very appreciated) bass.

Paulo Avelino

Shaina Magdayao

Jeric and Jeron Teng with Andre Paras

The Teng Brothers and their balls

Max Collins

Rocco Nacino

Julia Montes

Sam Concepcion (and pink briefs)

Dominique Cojuangco

Coco Martin and the girl who did a lot of poses for him

He rewards her with a kiss

Sarah Lahbati and Richard liplocked as well

Who wouldn’t want to kiss Sarah Lahbati?

This girls wanted in on the action

Whew, that was too hot! Woo! See you all again next year!