Lea Salonga proves she doesn’t mind being compared to Charice + more lowlights
Plus: Ampatuan, Sr. uses his own Lexus to go to the hospital, James Yap’s relatives want Kris back, and more!
1. AFTER DRIVING THE MILITARY NUTS, OAKWOOD MUTINY LEADER CAPT. NICANOR FAELDON SURRENDERS BECAUSE HE THINKS THERE’S MORE HOPE IN PRESIDENT NOYNOY’S ADMINISTRATION. Tip to President Aquino: Hire this guy!
2. LEA SALONGA UNDERGOES LIE DETECTOR TEST TO PROVE SHE DOESN’T MIND BEING COMPARED TO CHARICE. Well, they’re both underappreciated by Pinoys.
3. FORMER AGRICULTURE SECRETARY CITO LORENZO IS BACK AND READY TO TESTIFY IN THE FERTILIZER FUND SCAM PROBE. Now, let’s see if this amounts to anything...P728 million, to be exact.
4. ERAP ASKS NOYNOY TO INVESTIGATE FORMER CHIEF JUSTICE HILARIO DAVIDE, JR.’S JUDICIARY DEVELOPMENT FUND CASE. Someone’s out for revenge! (It’s like an action movie...without the action.)
5. JUDGE MARSHA REVEL SENTENCES LINDSAY LOHAN TO 90 DAYS IN JAIL FOR RECKLESS DRIVING. Does Judge Revel have great hair or what?
6. FILIPINO-BRITISH GIRL, 14, ELOPES WITH 20-SOMETHING LOVER SHE MET ON FACEBOOK. With news like this, who needs Face to Face?
7. ANDAL AMPATUAN, SR. USES HIS OWN LEXUS TO GO FROM JAIL TO THE HOSPITAL TO BE TREATED FOR A SKIN DISEASE. Should we be thankful he didn’t ride on a backhoe?
8. FACEBOOK WORD WAR BETWEEN POLITICAL SATIRIST JUANA CHANGE AND PRESIDENTIAL SPOKESPERSON EDWIN LACIERDA GETS OUT OF HAND. Ahhh, Facebook! Gotta love how it brings out everyone’s inner high school student.
9. JAMES YAP’S RELATIVES WANT HIM TO GET BACK TOGETHER WITH KRIS AQUINO. Question is, does she want him back?
10. COMMISSION ON HIGHER EDUCATION VOWS TO SHUT DOWN NON-PERFORMING NURSING SCHOOLS. Who allowed these schools to get set up in the first place?