Sen. Ping Lacson’s still lost, Janno Gibbs is blue, Tim Yap (mis)tweets + more lowlights

Sen. Lacson won’t give up, Janno Gibbs is sad, Tim Yap gets flak, and more lowlights.

 

1. REGINE VELASQUEZ GOES SEXY FOR HER NEW ALBUM, HUSBAND-TO-BE OGIE ALCASID OBJECTS. Pushing the envelope or just pushing it?

 

2. JANNO GIBBS JOKES THAT HE GOT DEPRESSED BECAUSE REGINE AND OGIE ARE GETTING HITCHED. They say jokes are half-meant, so we’re half-laughing.

 

3. SEN. PING LACSON SAYS HE WON’T SURRENDER. Bless him for continuing the "tradition" of renegade senators. (See also: Gringo Honasan and Antonio Trillanes IV.)

 

4. MANILA MAYOR ALFREDO LIM SLAMS KULIGLIG DRIVERS, WHO RETALIATE BY THROWING ROCKS. As journalist H.L. Mencken said, "Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage." (Have a banana, mayor.)

 

5. FORMER PRESIDENT CORY AQUINO NAMED AS ONE OF THE 25 MOST POWERFUL WOMEN OF THE CENTURY. But not powerful enough to convince PNoy to get hitched.

6. PERPETRATORS OF BANK HEIST IN ZAMBALES BREAK IN VIA A TUNNEL, CART OFF P10 MILLION. Now, that’s really dirty money.

 

7. HOUNDED BY HATERS ONLINE, TV HOST TIM YAP APOLOGIZES FOR HIS TWITTER FAUX PAS, WHICH CAUSED PROBLEMS FOR REPORTER MIKO MORELOS. Somewhere out there, Mai Mislang is thanking her lucky stars that she is not alone.

 

8. SHARON CUNETA FEELS SLIGHTED BY AGA MUHLACH, CRIES AT A PRESS CONFERENCE. Is it a)PMS; b)mid-life crisis; c)early menopause; or d) second childhood?

 

9. SURVIVOR PHILIPPINES PLAYER ERVIC VIJANDRE REPORTEDLY GETS INTO A BAR FIGHT. Dude, you’re wandering into Baron Geisler territory...and you’re not even in his league yet.

 

10. RALLYISTS PROTESTING STATE UNIVERSITY BUDGET CUTS BURN PRESIDENT NOYNOY AQUINO’S EFFIGY. This one’s for Shalani!

 

Art by Warren Espejo.

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