Geneva Cruz’s Survivor meltdown, Atty. Midas Marquez’s TV moment + more lowlights

Plus, the Arroyo-De Lima legal catfight, the budding P-Noy-Joey de Leon bromance, and more crazy stories.

 

1. MANNY PACQUIAO IS BACK IN THE COUNTRY-SANS THE USUAL METRO MANILA FANFARE. If he doesn’t know the phrase "fair weather friend" yet, it’s a sure bet that he does now. (At least Dan Hill still thinks he’s a really, really good singer.)

 

2. GLORIA MACAPAGAL-ARROYO’S DOCTORS ASKED TO BECOME "FRIENDS OF COURT." Just like in Facebook, the word "friends" is used very loosely here.

3. FARMERS GET HACIENDA LUISITA LAND-BUT THEY CAN’T SELL THEIR LOTS. It’s like saying, "I’ll give you this lollipop, but you can’t lick it the way you want to."

 

4. P-NOY, VIA KRIS TV, THANKS COMEDIAN JOEY DE LEON FOR DOING CHARITY WORK. We thought this was a Wow Mali gag.