Joseph Estrada and Jejomar Binay reconnect, Amalia Fuentes slams Annabelle Rama + more lowlights
Plus, Rufa Mae Quinto and Boy2 Quizon are an item!? (And more nutty news.)
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1. FORMER CHILD STAR JIRO MANIO GRADUATES FROM HIGH SCHOOL, NAMED "MOST INSPIRING STUDENT" AFTER FATHERING A CHILD AND A STINT IN REHAB. Let’s get this straight: The route he took is hardly inspirational.
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2. CHILD ACTRESS JILLIAN WARD GRADUATES FROM PREP SCHOOL. Kid, don’t rely on No. 1 for inspiration, OK?
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3. BOXER-LAWMAKER MANNY PACQUIAO KEEPS DECLARING THE BIBLE HAS REALLY CHANGED HIS LIFE. OK, we believe you-so please shut up and just go do a lot of uncredited good deeds. (God doesn’t need a press conference.)
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4. AT THE HEIGHT OF THE HOLY WEEK EXODUS SOME BUS DRIVERS-TWO FROM METRO MANILA AND 13 FROM CEBU-TEST POSITIVE FOR DRUG USE. This is one of those times when being positive is actually a negative.
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5. SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT PIOLO PASCUAL...BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT HE IS ONE HOT-LOOKING MAN. Rated A...for absolutely delicious. (So sue us.)
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6. SEAFOOD PRICES SHOOT UP DURING THE HOLY WEEK. Once it’s time for Jesus’ cross to go up, the prices follow suit.
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7. FORMER PRESIDENT JOSEPH ESTRADA AND VICE PRESIDENT JEJOMAR BINAY TEAM UP AGAIN FOR THE 2013 POLLS. Hurray! We expect so many things not to change.
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8. A CEBU MOM SEEKS THE POLICE’S HELP AFTER NAKED PHOTOS OF HER DAUGHTER, 14, ARE POSTED ONLINE BY A STRANGER THE TEENAGER MET VIA A SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE AND THAT SHE WILLINGLY ACCOMPANIED TO A MOTEL. Every parent’s nightmare: When your teenaged offspring willingly goes with a pervert.
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9. TWITTER WAR: VETERAN ACTRESS AMALIA FUENTES CLAIMS THAT AT HER HUSBAND JOEY STEVENS’ WAKE, ANNABELLE RAMA WORE RED. Grandmas picking fights on Twitter...one if technology’s great contributions.
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10. RUFA MAE QUINTO IS LINKED TO BOY2 QUIZON. It’s just another "We’re just friends" situation, folks.
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Art by Warren Espejo.