Joseph Estrada and Jejomar Binay reconnect, Amalia Fuentes slams Annabelle Rama + more lowlights

1. FORMER CHILD STAR JIRO MANIO GRADUATES FROM HIGH SCHOOL, NAMED "MOST INSPIRING STUDENT" AFTER FATHERING A CHILD AND A STINT IN REHAB. Let’s get this straight: The route he took is hardly inspirational.

2. CHILD ACTRESS JILLIAN WARD GRADUATES FROM PREP SCHOOL. Kid, don’t rely on No. 1 for inspiration, OK?

3. BOXER-LAWMAKER MANNY PACQUIAO KEEPS DECLARING THE BIBLE HAS REALLY CHANGED HIS LIFE. OK, we believe you-so please shut up and just go do a lot of uncredited good deeds. (God doesn’t need a press conference.)

4. AT THE HEIGHT OF THE HOLY WEEK EXODUS SOME BUS DRIVERS-TWO FROM METRO MANILA AND 13 FROM CEBU-TEST POSITIVE FOR DRUG USE. This is one of those times when being positive is actually a negative.

5. SAY WHAT YOU WILL ABOUT PIOLO PASCUAL...BUT YOU HAVE TO ADMIT HE IS ONE HOT-LOOKING MAN. Rated A...for absolutely delicious. (So sue us.)

6. SEAFOOD PRICES SHOOT UP DURING THE HOLY WEEK. Once it’s time for Jesus’ cross to go up, the prices follow suit.

7. FORMER PRESIDENT JOSEPH ESTRADA AND VICE PRESIDENT JEJOMAR BINAY TEAM UP AGAIN FOR THE 2013 POLLS. Hurray! We expect so many things not to change.

8. A CEBU MOM SEEKS THE POLICE’S HELP AFTER NAKED PHOTOS OF HER DAUGHTER, 14, ARE POSTED ONLINE BY A STRANGER THE TEENAGER MET VIA A SOCIAL NETWORKING SITE AND THAT SHE WILLINGLY ACCOMPANIED TO A MOTEL. Every parent’s nightmare: When your teenaged offspring willingly goes with a pervert.

9. TWITTER WAR: VETERAN ACTRESS AMALIA FUENTES CLAIMS THAT AT HER HUSBAND JOEY STEVENS’ WAKE, ANNABELLE RAMA WORE RED. Grandmas picking fights on Twitter...one if technology’s great contributions.

10. RUFA MAE QUINTO IS LINKED TO BOY2 QUIZON. It’s just another "We’re just friends" situation, folks.

Art by Warren Espejo.