Joseph Estrada and Jejomar Binay reconnect, Amalia Fuentes slams Annabelle Rama + more lowlights

1. FORMER CHILD STAR JIRO MANIO GRADUATES FROM HIGH SCHOOL, NAMED "MOST INSPIRING STUDENT" AFTER FATHERING A CHILD AND A STINT IN REHAB. Let’s get this straight: The route he took is hardly inspirational.

2. CHILD ACTRESS JILLIAN WARD GRADUATES FROM PREP SCHOOL. Kid, don’t rely on No. 1 for inspiration, OK?

3. BOXER-LAWMAKER MANNY PACQUIAO KEEPS DECLARING THE BIBLE HAS REALLY CHANGED HIS LIFE. OK, we believe you-so please shut up and just go do a lot of uncredited good deeds. (God doesn’t need a press conference.)

4. AT THE HEIGHT OF THE HOLY WEEK EXODUS SOME BUS DRIVERS-TWO FROM METRO MANILA AND 13 FROM CEBU-TEST POSITIVE FOR DRUG USE. This is one of those times when being positive is actually a negative.