Truth Commission goes after GMA, Patrick dela Rosa’s rape case + more lowlights

GMA deals with the Truth Commission, Patrick dela Rosa in hot water, and more lowlights.

 

1. THE TRUTH COMMISSION GOES AFTER REP. GLORIA MACAPAGAL-ARROYO FOR THE THINGS SHE SUPPOSEDLY DID WHEN SHE WAS PRESIDENT. We wish the Truth Commission good luck--but our bet’s on the little lady.

 

2. AS HIS TRIAL RAGES ON, HAYDEN KHO LAUNCHES HIS PERFUME LINE. Because, God knows, we all want to smell like a sex video scandal.

 

3. BIR FILES TAX EVASION CASE AGAINST DIRECTOR CARLO J. CAPARAS. Now showing: Magbayad Ka Na, Pwede Ba? (The Carlo J. Caparas Story).

 

4. SEN. ANTONIO TRILLANES IV THANKS P-NOY’S GOV’T FOR GRANTING AMNESTY TO HIM AND HIS COLLEAGUES. Start hoarding canned goods, folks...we’re looking forward to more coup d’etat attempts.

 

5. CEBU’S CARDINAL RICARDO VIDAL WILL DEFY RH BILL IF IT’S ENACTED, SAYS HE’S READY TO GO TO JAIL TO FIGHT FOR HIS BELIEFS. Now would be a great time for you to take the vow of silence, Sir.

6. ANNABELLE RAMA SLAMS HEART EVANGELISTA FOR DITCHING HER AS MANAGER, SAYS "NASAKTAN AKO... AKO ANG NAG-BUILD UP SA KANYA AFTER THREE YEARS S’YANG NA-LAOS..." She didn’t mean to sound bitter--it just came out that way.

 

7. ACTOR-TURNED-POLITICIAN PATRICK DELA ROSA’S RAPE CASE GETS MORE COMPLICATED. Great! This whole brouhaha may last longer than his showbiz career.

 

8. PILITA CORALES AND EX DAUGHTER-IN-LAW LOTLOT DE LEON ARE NOW FRIENDS. Slow news day much? We get them, too. (Get it?)

 

9. SEN. BONG REVILLA RENEWS CONTRACT WITH GMA-7, WILL KEEP HOSTING HIS SHOW, KAP’S AMAZING STORIES. The fact that they’re paying this guy to introduce video clips is enough to make you question the existence of God.

 

10. JAMES YAP DENIES DATING ISABEL OLI, SAYS HE’LL TELL THE PUBLIC IF HE ALREADY HAS A GIRLFRIEND.Congratulations, you are now a walking cliche.

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