Choose Your Own Jesus: 10 Actors Who Played the Son of God

SPOT.ph CLASSIC Circa 2010: We list the men who tried to step into Jesus Christ’s sandals in film and TV. So, how do you like your Lamb of God?

Editor’s Note: This article was originally published at 4 p.m. on April 2, 2010. Some details have been updated.

 

 

SPOT.ph lists 10 actors who have tried to step into Jesus Christ’s sandals in film and TV. There are those who look too good to be considered holy, others who seem to be miscast, and a couple who look downright ridiculous. In any case, each of them is a type of Jesus that would cater to their own group of disciples.

 

So, how do you like your Lamb of God?

 

1. Max von Sydow

Unique Jesus tag: Epic Jesus

Reel spirit: Von Sydow is a calm-and-cool Jesus in The Greatest Story Ever Told (1965), a big budget movie that included the likes of John Wayne as a centurion, Charlton Heston as John the Baptist, and Sidney Poitier as Simon of Cyrene.

Pop culture bonus: Von Sydow, now in his 80s, is still a very productive character actor. He played the villain in Minority Report. He was also in Shutter Island and the Academy Award-nominated film, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close.

Recommended disciples: Classic movie freaks


2. Ted Neeley

Unique Jesus tag: Rocker Jesus

Reel spirit: Neeley, a real-life musician, starred in Jesus Christ Superstar (1973), a rock opera retelling of the Son of God’s story. The movie had a distinctly hippie vibe. Neeley, with his long dirty blond locks and unconventional good looks, fit right in.

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Pop culture bonus: The flick boasted of music by Broadway greats Andrew Lloyd Webber and Tim Rice, as well as a black Judas Iscariot (played by Carl Anderson) who nearly steals the show.

Recommended disciples: Broadway buffs and religious rockers

3. Robert Powell

Unique Jesus tag: Ideal Jesus

Reel spirit: Powell is captivating in Jesus of Nazareth (1977), a mini-series directed by Franco Zeffirelli. With Vatican experts as its consultants, this version of Christ’s story was praised as the greatest TV project ever.

Pop culture bonus: Ian Holm, who plays Bilbo Baggins in The Lord of the Rings series, plays a priest named Zerah.

Recommended disciples: Honest-to-goodness Catholics and kids


4. Willem Dafoe

Unique Jesus tag: Crazy Eyes Jesus

Reel spirit: Dafoe is the controversial savior in Martin Scorsese’s The Last Temptation of Christ (1988)-where he gets mad and thinks about sex. No wonder why so many Christians lambasted this film. Filipinos, in particular, did not like the fact that Scorsese had cast an "ugly" Jesus.

Pop culture bonus: Rock star David Bowie played Pontius Pilate.

Recommended disciples: Catholics who constantly wonder about Jesus’ sex life (or lack thereof)

Matt-Ranillo III in Kristo

5. Matt Ranillo III

Unique Jesus tag: Pinoy Jesus

Reel spirit: Ranillo plays the messiah in Kristo (1996), which had an all-star cast. Imagine Gabby Concepcion as John the Baptist, Aga Muhlach as a man possessed by evil spirits, Rudy Fernandez as Simon of Cyrene, Lorna Tolentino as Veronica, Rachel Lobangco as a temptress, and more.

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Pop culture bonus: In honor of his most blessed role, Ranillo named his eldest daughter "Krista." She later became an actress and was rumored to have had an affair with boxer Manny Pacquiao.

Recommended disciples: Filipino Catholics who won’t complain about the fact that some scenes were just shot in Intramuros and the Central Post Office in Lawton, Manila


6. Christian Bale

Unique Jesus tag: Matinee Idol Jesus

Reel spirit: Bale is the apple of his mommy’s eye in Mary, Mother of Jesus (1999), a made-for-TV movie.

Pop culture bonus: The film was produced by Eunice Kennedy Shriver, mother of broadcast journalist Maria Shriver, estranged wife of Arnold Schwarzenegger, who shot to fame in movies like The Terminator (1984). Later, Bale starred in Terminator Salvation (2009).

Recommended disciples: Mothers of would-be priests, nuns, or missionaries

7. Will Ferrell

Unique Jesus tag: Comic Jesus

Reel spirit: Ferrell is a dream sequence representation of Jesus in Superstar (1999), which is a take-off from a Saturday Night Live skit.

Pop culture bonus: Fans are asked to suspend their disbelief as Ferrell and company play high school students of a Catholic private school. Also, every car shown in the movie is a Volkswagen.

Recommended disciples: People who are only Catholics on special occasions such as Holy Week and Christmas


8. Phil Caracas

Unique Jesus tag: Campy Jesus

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Reel spirit: Caracas stars in Jesus the Vampire Hunter (2001), a little-known indie flick. The plot is downright ridiculous: A modern-day Jesus is on a mission to protect the lesbians of Ottawa, Canada from vampires.

Pop culture bonus: The film got rave reviews at the Slamdance Film Festival, which is said to support "real independent filmmaking" in the US.

Recommended disciples: Blasphemous people (Who else?)


9. Jim Caviezel

Unique Jesus tag: Intense Jesus

Reel spirit: The not-too-popular Caviezel took the ball and ran with it in Mel Gibson’s The Passion of the Christ (2004), which boasts of an all-Aramaic dialogue.

Pop culture bonus: Caviezel has the same initials as Jesus Christ. He was also the same age that Jesus supposedly was when he got nailed to the cross.

Recommended disciples: Hardcore Bible junkies


Love Thandani in May Bukas Pa

10. Love Thadani

Unique Jesus tag: Brother Jesus/Bro

Reel spirit: Thadani-a model of Filipino, Italian, and Indian descent-is the glowing savior in the hit ABS-CBN drama May Bukas Pa. which started airing in 2009 and ended in early 2010. Though the focus of the series was a little kid named Santino, Thadani became popular even if he never showed his face in the series. We understand why. His face would have wiped out some viewers’ holy thoughts.

Pop culture bonus: Thadani is the former boyfriend of Chix Alcala, a contestant of the first Philippine edition of Big Brother.

Recommended disciples: Pinoy Catholics who religiously tuned in to ABS-CBN.

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Art by Warren Espejo.

Photo credits: Steps! Styles! & Spotlights (Kristo poster), Showbiznest (Love Thadani photo), Webalice (Ted Neeley).

 

Also read: Local Saviors: 10 Pinoy Actors Who Could Play Jesus

 


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