Kris Aquino proves P-Noy didn’t collapse by sharing his conyo jokes

"You are so asar! I’m galit na to you!"

( Like a superhero who always manages to swoop in and saves the day-or at least tries very hard to-Kris Aquino has once again defended her brother against those horrible naysayers.


There were rumors that President Benigno Aquino III collapsed in the Palace, that he was seriously ill, and that he was in the intensive care unit. Of course, he and his staff have already vehemently denied all of this on Monday. But this wasn’t enough for his sister. What if people started to think that he was trying to gain public sympathy like everyone else? (Oh wait, they already did.)



As definite and undeniable proof that P-Noy was okay, Kris took to Instagram to share a joke he sent to her on the day he supposedly collapsed.


Photo via Instagram

We only have two questions:

  1. Who would send conyo jokes to the President?
  2. How was Kris able to drive, text, and pray the rosary all at once?


So as you can see, P-Noy (like everyone else)  has some jokes in him. What he doesn’t happen to have in him, however, are any explanations for the other thing he’s currently in hot water for.


Also read: Kris Aquino defends her brother, doesn’t seem to understand duties of the President

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