10 Sassy Movie Lines Perfect for NBSBs

Can't find the perfect retort? Let these Pinoy films help you.

 

(SPOT.ph) The next time you need a sassy retort for yet another snide remark on your relationship status, these 10 movie lines should do the trick.

 

Also read:
10 Pinoy Movie Lines You Can Use in Life
10 Hugot Lines from Pinoy Movies
20 Things Only NBSBs Would Know

 

 

When someone asks you for the nth time why you're single: "I'll look into it, I'll get back to you on that, I'll give you an update."

Eugene Domingo, Kimmy Dora: Kambal sa Kiyeme (2009)

 

When your crush just isn't into you: "Ginto nasa harap mo, basura pa ang pinili mo!"

Vilma Santos, Sinasamba Kita (1982)

 

 

When everyone you know is in a relationship: "Mag-alis kayo ng panty kung gusto niyo, but my panty stays right where it is!"

Jennifer Cortez, Temptation Island (1980)

 

When someone says you're practically an old maid: "Siguro noong nagbuhos ng katalinuhan ang Diyos, nakapayong ka."

Jay Ilagan, Kakabakaba Ka Ba? (1980)

 

 

When someone asks why you don't have a plus one: "Para kang ipis na sarap apak-apakan."

Claudine Barretto, Got 2 Believe (2002)

 

When you're asked if you're a lesbian...again: "...Go back to your mother and ask her to teach you some manners!"

Mikee Cojuangco, Forever (1994)

 

 

When you hear another spiel on waiting for your soulmate: "Uso pa ba ang true love? Eh kahit 'yong nagbebenta ng taho, hindi naniniwala diyan."

Maja Salvador, Status: It's Complicated (2013)

 

When your friends try to set you up on another blind date: "I know the market because I am the market."

Anne Curtis, No Other Woman (2011)

 

 

When you need to remind everyone that you're fabulous, with or without a boyfriend: "My body is a wonderland, your body is a wasteland. Deal with it!"

Angelica Panganiban, Here Comes the Bride (2010)

 

When you're just not interested in dating right now: "Saging lang ang may puso."

Mark Lapid, Apoy sa Dibdib ng Samar (2006)

 

Also read:
10 Pinoy Movie Lines You Can Use in Life
10 Hugot Lines from Pinoy Movies
20 Things Only NBSBs Would Know

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