10 Sassy Movie Lines Perfect for NBSBs
Can't find the perfect retort? Let these Pinoy films help you.
(SPOT.ph) The next time you need a sassy retort for yet another snide remark on your relationship status, these 10 movie lines should do the trick.
When someone asks you for the nth time why you're single: "I'll look into it, I'll get back to you on that, I'll give you an update."
Eugene Domingo, Kimmy Dora: Kambal sa Kiyeme (2009)
When your crush just isn't into you: "Ginto nasa harap mo, basura pa ang pinili mo!"
Vilma Santos, Sinasamba Kita (1982)
When everyone you know is in a relationship: "Mag-alis kayo ng panty kung gusto niyo, but my panty stays right where it is!"
Jennifer Cortez, Temptation Island (1980)
When someone says you're practically an old maid: "Siguro noong nagbuhos ng katalinuhan ang Diyos, nakapayong ka."
Jay Ilagan, Kakabakaba Ka Ba? (1980)
When someone asks why you don't have a plus one: "Para kang ipis na sarap apak-apakan."
Claudine Barretto, Got 2 Believe (2002)
When you're asked if you're a lesbian...again: "...Go back to your mother and ask her to teach you some manners!"
Mikee Cojuangco, Forever (1994)
When you hear another spiel on waiting for your soulmate: "Uso pa ba ang true love? Eh kahit 'yong nagbebenta ng taho, hindi naniniwala diyan."
Maja Salvador, Status: It's Complicated (2013)
When your friends try to set you up on another blind date: "I know the market because I am the market."
Anne Curtis, No Other Woman (2011)
When you need to remind everyone that you're fabulous, with or without a boyfriend: "My body is a wonderland, your body is a wasteland. Deal with it!"
Angelica Panganiban, Here Comes the Bride (2010)
When you're just not interested in dating right now: "Saging lang ang may puso."
Mark Lapid, Apoy sa Dibdib ng Samar (2006)