10 Funniest Pinoy Action Movie Titles

Walang Matigas na Tinapay sa Mainit na Kape.

 

(SPOT.ph) There is a fine art to naming classic Pinoy action films. Most of the time, it involves a lot of physical threats—you know, so audiences fully understand what they're getting into. (Think titles like Bukas Babaha ng Dugo or Bala Ko...Bahala Sa 'Yo.) If the movie really means business, the title will include someone's name, presumably the lead protagonist's, like Edu Manzano's Alyas Boy Kano or the villain's, like Eddie Garcia's Handa na ang Hukay Mo, Calida. And then there are metaphors (ahem, Papunta Ka Pa Lang, Pabalik Na Ako). We round up 10 of the funniest and most ridiculous titles we could find.

 

Also read:
10 Ridiculous Pinoy X-Rated Movie Titles
10 Worst Songs to Use as Movie Titles
10 Fun Answers to Telenovela Titles

 

 

Walang Matigas na Tinapay sa Mainit na Kape (1994)

We're not exactly sure how bread has anything to do with the plot.

 

 

Kahit Butas ng Karayom, Papasukin Ko! (1995)

He sounds like a very determined guy.

 


Kahit Singko Ay 'Di Ko Babayaran Ang Buhay Mo (1990)

...Harsh.

 

 

Kung Marunong Kang Magdasal Umpisahan Mo Na (1997)

Okay po.


 

Boy Chico: Hulihin si Ben Tumbling (1997)

Yes, the characters are named Boy Chico and Ben Tumbling.

 

 

Big Boy Bato Kilabot ng Kankaloo (1992)

We still don't know where Kankaloo is.

 

 

Hinukay Ko Na Ang Libingan Mo! (1991)

Well, someone's prepared.

 

 

Dudurugin Kita ng Bala Ko (1992)

Lito Lapid's got some powerful bullets.

 

 

Hulihin si...Nardong Toothpick (1990)

Nardong Toothpick refers to Herbert Bautista's character who suddenly has unlimited strength thanks to—you guessed it—a magical toothpick.

 

 

Kanang Kamay: Ituro Mo, Itutumba Ko (1999)

The film's plot literally refers to a syndicate leader's right-hand man.

 

Photos from fpj-daking.blogspot.com (Kahit Butas ng Karayom, Papasukin Ko) and video48,blogspot.com (Hinukay Ko Na Ang Libingan Mo and Walang Matigas na Tinapay sa Mainit na Kape).

 

Also read:
10 Ridiculous Pinoy X-Rated Movie Titles
10 Worst Songs to Use as Movie Titles
10 Fun Answers to Telenovela Titles

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