The Nun Makes for an Entertaining Addition to the Conjuring Series
It's essentially a Punk'd episode veiled as a horror movie.
(SPOT.ph) There’s the Marvel Cinematic Universe for superheroes, but there’s another shared movie universe that’s creeping up as a solid contender for spawning successful franchises. The Nun is a spin-off of James Wan’s Conjuring universe, which also gave rise to the evil doll Annabelle, and features the demon nun Valak. Set in Romania in 1952, The Nun is a prequel (to a prequel) story for the sinister nun who made a cameo in Annabelle: Creation. It’s a gothic horror film that makes use of creepy, old-world imagery and a smattering of Catholic iconography to deliver a by-the-numbers roller-coaster ride of thrills.
The story features a bare bones cast of three. Father Burke (Demián Bichir) is an exorcist priest sent to investigate the suicide of a nun at a super creepy Romanian castle-turned-convent with the help of novitiate Sister Irene (Taissa Farmiga). She's had visions that the Vatican thinks to be pertinent to the case. They’re assisted by Frenchie (Jonas Bloquet), the man who discovered the body of the nun.
With so few potential victims, The Nun relies on a lot of scary moments centered on the three main characters. If there’s anything wrong at all with the film, it’s that it never gives a real sense of danger because the demon nun Valak (Bonnie Aarons) doesn’t seem like it wants to kill anybody—it just creeps them out a lot. Valak is basically the Ashton Kutcher of the demon world, and the convent is the set of an evil version of Punk’d.
The three characters are also some of the bravest—but also most foolish—people you’ll ever see in a movie. Most sane folks would run the other direction when seeing a nun appear and disappear in the woods at night, but not these guys, and that’s what makes it so much fun. If Father Burke and Sister Irene decided upon arriving that "No, this Romanian castle is evil and haunted so let’s get the heck out of here," then the film would be over in 10 minutes. Thankfully, even blood that stays fresh on the steps of the convent after several weeks doesn’t creep these people out at all, so audiences get to join them on their creeptastic adventure.
Farmiga, whose sister Vera stars in the Conjuring films, plays the unflappable Sister Irene. She bravely goes into ever-darkening hallways lined with crosses in different styles and sizes (mental note: Hallways lined with crosses are probably not somewhere you should pass) without hesitation. A novitiate who experienced supernatural visions as a child that always ended with the phrase, “Mary points the way,” Sister Irene’s special role hints that the titular nun may also refer to her, rather than the ersatz nun. Her visions tangentially help the trio in search of a relic that—if it actually existed—would be so incredibly important to the Catholic Church that it makes absolutely no sense to be left in the care of a handful of nuns in a castle with ridiculously evil origins.
The trouble with prequels is that the stakes are so low because you already know that Valak is going to be pestering the heroes of The Conjuring. Without high stakes, true horror is blunted, which makes The Nun the least terrifying among all the Conjuring films but also the most fun. This is particularly evident with the character of Frenchie, who provides comic relief at the most critical moments, preventing The Nun from taking itself too seriously. Frenchie even attempts to hit on Sister Irene, which is all at once funny, awkward, and inappropriate.